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 Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:59 pm
I geuss different senerios involing them meeting and let pretend that Meyer doesn't pee herself because Stroker is almost 100 years dead and that Stroker knows of the atrosities of Twilight
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:44 pm
Meyer: Bram Stoker? The famous horror writer?
Stoker: Stephanie Meyer, the famous, horrible writer.
Meyer: Hey, you had your take on Vampires and I had mine-
Stoker: As the kids say, cut the s**t.
Meyer: Well, I-
Stoker: Shut the ******** Up. You are an atrocious insult to fantasy literature.
Meyer: I will not stand here and-
Stoker: Go ******** Yourself. Everyone in the afterlife is waiting to kick your a**.
*Dramatically turns into a flock of bats and flies away*
Meyer: Shiiiit...
*Sparkles and walks away, head down*
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:07 pm
Lumanny the Space Jew Meyer: Bram Stoker? The famous horror writer? Stoker: Stephanie Meyer, the famous, horrible writer. Meyer: Hey, you had your take on Vampires and I had mine- Stoker: As the kids say, cut the s**t. Meyer: Well, I- Stoker: Shut the ******** Up. You are an atrocious insult to fantasy literature. Meyer: I will not stand here and- Stoker: Go ******** Yourself. Everyone in the afterlife is waiting to kick your a**. *Dramatically turns into a flock of bats and flies away* Meyer: Shiiiit... *Sparkles and walks away, head down* *....and is hit by a bus.*
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:05 pm
TheEvilSideSDfL Lumanny the Space Jew Meyer: Bram Stoker? The famous horror writer? Stoker: Stephanie Meyer, the famous, horrible writer. Meyer: Hey, you had your take on Vampires and I had mine- Stoker: As the kids say, cut the s**t. Meyer: Well, I- Stoker: Shut the ******** Up. You are an atrocious insult to fantasy literature. Meyer: I will not stand here and- Stoker: Go ******** Yourself. Everyone in the afterlife is waiting to kick your a**. *Dramatically turns into a flock of bats and flies away* Meyer: Shiiiit... *Sparkles and walks away, head down* *....and is hit by a bus.* Then dies of heartattack
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:33 pm
iKyameron TheEvilSideSDfL Lumanny the Space Jew Meyer: Bram Stoker? The famous horror writer? Stoker: Stephanie Meyer, the famous, horrible writer. Meyer: Hey, you had your take on Vampires and I had mine- Stoker: As the kids say, cut the s**t. Meyer: Well, I- Stoker: Shut the ******** Up. You are an atrocious insult to fantasy literature. Meyer: I will not stand here and- Stoker: Go ******** Yourself. Everyone in the afterlife is waiting to kick your a**. *Dramatically turns into a flock of bats and flies away* Meyer: Shiiiit... *Sparkles and walks away, head down* *....and is hit by a bus.* Then dies of heartattack Then is revived long enough to be shot...
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:30 pm
sakura_shippuden_rox iKyameron TheEvilSideSDfL Lumanny the Space Jew Meyer: Bram Stoker? The famous horror writer? Stoker: Stephanie Meyer, the famous, horrible writer. Meyer: Hey, you had your take on Vampires and I had mine- Stoker: As the kids say, cut the s**t. Meyer: Well, I- Stoker: Shut the ******** Up. You are an atrocious insult to fantasy literature. Meyer: I will not stand here and- Stoker: Go ******** Yourself. Everyone in the afterlife is waiting to kick your a**. *Dramatically turns into a flock of bats and flies away* Meyer: Shiiiit... *Sparkles and walks away, head down* *....and is hit by a bus.* Then dies of heartattack Then is revived long enough to be shot... While Stoker laughs.
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o o l3ubbles o o Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:02 pm
Lumanny the Space Jew sakura_shippuden_rox iKyameron TheEvilSideSDfL Lumanny the Space Jew Meyer: Bram Stoker? The famous horror writer? Stoker: Stephanie Meyer, the famous, horrible writer. Meyer: Hey, you had your take on Vampires and I had mine- Stoker: As the kids say, cut the s**t. Meyer: Well, I- Stoker: Shut the ******** Up. You are an atrocious insult to fantasy literature. Meyer: I will not stand here and- Stoker: Go ******** Yourself. Everyone in the afterlife is waiting to kick your a**. *Dramatically turns into a flock of bats and flies away* Meyer: Shiiiit... *Sparkles and walks away, head down* *....and is hit by a bus.* Then dies of heartattack Then is revived long enough to be shot... While Stoker laughs. And all her books are burned at her funeral. > biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:20 pm
o o l3ubbles o o Lumanny the Space Jew sakura_shippuden_rox iKyameron TheEvilSideSDfL Lumanny the Space Jew Meyer: Bram Stoker? The famous horror writer? Stoker: Stephanie Meyer, the famous, horrible writer. Meyer: Hey, you had your take on Vampires and I had mine- Stoker: As the kids say, cut the s**t. Meyer: Well, I- Stoker: Shut the ******** Up. You are an atrocious insult to fantasy literature. Meyer: I will not stand here and- Stoker: Go ******** Yourself. Everyone in the afterlife is waiting to kick your a**. *Dramatically turns into a flock of bats and flies away* Meyer: Shiiiit... *Sparkles and walks away, head down* *....and is hit by a bus.* Then dies of heartattack Then is revived long enough to be shot... While Stoker laughs. And all her books are burned at her funeral. > biggrin and all twi-fans are forced to read Dracula untill they can quote the whole thing off the top of their head.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:09 pm
I Wanted To Know You, But Karma's
A Trip Now... ...Who? ...You Probably Shouldn't Have Left Me
Standing Alone
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:29 am
Aallayah08 I Wanted To Know You, But Karma's
A Trip Now... ...Who? ...You Probably Shouldn't Have Left Me
Standing Alone You don't know who Bram Stroker is?!! talk2hand
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o o l3ubbles o o Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:15 pm
Aallayah08 I Wanted To Know You, But Karma's
A Trip Now... ...Who? ...You Probably Shouldn't Have Left Me
Standing Alone Stroker's the man who wrote the greatest vampire novel ever Dracula back in 1897( exactly 100 years before my little brother was born). You should read it some time.
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