[Cook Book] Potions for the Herbal Wizard and Witch

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~Table of Contents~



Page 1- About the Book

Page 2- A Warning to Wizards and Witches

Page 3- Notes on Potion Making

Page 4-5- Potions A-Z

 

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About the Book


This book is meant to help the budding Wizard and Witch explore the great mysteries of nature and the vast power held within a plant, and all the wonderful things those plants can do for us and others.

Plants are often taken for granted, and it's easily forgotten the vast medicinal, tasteful, and alluring powers that plants have developed over the millenia. So please, enjoy this book and I hope it has opened a whole new perspective for you, the reader, on the vast world of flora.

 

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~ A Warning to Witches and Wizards!~

Many of the spells in this book can be considered dangerous, and should only be performed under the supervision of an expirienced potions master. Failure to do so may result in severe injury, public embaressment, or even accidental hexing. Please use this book with caution.

 

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~Notes on Potion Making~

This is the Out of Character section of the book that is here to help you read the potins below and learn how they are made and how to apply them in threads. For sake of making your own, all potions here are presumed to made in a pot or a cauldron. Below is a sample Potion...

Name: Sample Potion
Ingrediants: small fish, very berry x2, butter
Method: Drinking only
Effect: Turns the drinker green
Duration: 1d6 posts
Notes: This potion was created for the reader to see how a potion works.
Shipping: 20g


*Name- This is what the potion is called. The potions are listed in alphebetical order.

*Ingrediants- This is what you need to make the potion. An x2 means that two of that item are needed, as an x3 means three of that item are needed. Some items needed may be other items you may need to cook as well, such as butter or wine.

*Method- This is how it needs to be applied to a person or thing in order to work, such as drinking it, aplying it to the skin, throwning it on something, ect.

*Effect- This is what the potion does, such as turning the effected person green, healing them, or making their hair grow.

*Duration- This is how long the effects last. Most of the time a potion lasts the amount of time you roll on a dice. When applying that potion, in the same post, select an actiona nd roll a dice in accordance with the spell. The effects will last upon the person casted for that many of THEIR posts. Assuming everything is done in turn based order, if A, B, and C are in the room, and A uses a potion on C that lasts 2 turns, C must have the effects for his first turn, wait until A and B post again, and then once again on his second turn. After his second turn, he is assumed to have gnoe back to normal.

*Notes- This is a fun description of the history of the spell.

*Shipping- This is the typical cost of this item when shipped and sold

 

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~Potions A-Z~

Name:Babble Brew
Ingrediants:Lemon x2, Orange, Wine
Method:Drinking only
Effect:The drinker begins to incoherantly babble everything they say.
Duration: 1d4 posts
Notes:Originally meant to be a potion to help diction and clarity, Babble Brew came about as a huge flop. The resulting mixture made the drinker impossible to understand. It wasn't until later that it was applied as self defense by turning witches and wizards that needed to utter their spells into babbling buffoons for enough time to get away.
Shipping:150 gold

Name:Black Powder Chowder
Ingrediants:Cayenne x2, Mushroom, Onion, Tomato
Method: Drinking, splashing on, throwing
Effect:If drunk, the drinker breathes fire, if splashed upon or thrown, whatever it hits catches fire
Duration:1d2 posts
Notes:This brew was originally created to help burn the pounds right off of a hefty figure, but ended up catching the poor person on fire instead. Much caution is to be taken with this mixture. Once again, supervision is advised.
Shipping:200 gold

Name:Bottled Smiles
Ingrediants:Strawberry, Watermelon, Apple, Chocolate
Method:Drinking only
Effect:The drinker rejuvinates their energy and becomes very happy
Duration: 1 thread
Notes: One of the few potions that worked out as it should, bottled smiles is the perfect pick me up after a long day of hard work. It has all the joy of a grand festival in a bottle.
Shipping:200 gold

Name:Drought of Darkness
Ingrediants:Weed, Black Herb x2, Pumpkin
Method:Thrown only
Effect: Renders an area inky black
Duration:1d4 posts
Notes: This potion was meant to help make a quick getaway. When you are being hunted down by monsters or chased by a wild animal, this potion can ensure your safe retreat as well as the safety of the creature.
Shipping:100 gold

Name:Feast in a Bottle
Ingrediants:Breadfruit x2, Wine, Apple, Chocolate
Method:Drinking only
Effect:Fills up a person to the complete point of no hunger, even when starving.
Duration:1 thread
Notes:This potion was created in honor of the Harvest God and Goddess and their bounty upon the land. For those not fortunate enough to have a meal every day, this little feast in a bottle can make up for many lost nutrients.
Shipping:300 gold

Name:Fungus Funk
Ingrediants:Mushroom x2, Toadstool, Milk, Onion
Method:Drinking or applying to skin
Effect: The person begins to smell so badly, monsters and people alike avoid them at all costs.
Duration: 1d6 posts
Notes: This potion was created oringally to keep monster at bay from villages that could not defend themselves. While it did achieve the desired effect, it was not in the desires method. Villages refused to use them, and now only hardy adventurers with a stomach for a bad stench will even go near the stuff.
Shipping:100 gold

Name:Gassy Goop
Ingrediants:Pumpkin, Corn, Breadfruit, Eggplant
Method:drinking only
Effect:The drinker begins to burp and fart uncontrollably
Duration:1d6 rounds
Notes:The prototype potion to Feast in a Bottle, gassy Goop was oringally supposed to help the starving be full. The only thing it achieved was filling people up with a lot of gas.
Shipping:50 gold

Name:Glowing Growth Broth
Ingrediants:Corn, Turnip, Milk, Potato, Mushroom,Green Herb x2
Method:Only when Watering plants
Effect:Causes a plant to grow twice as big and twice as fast, but the resulting plant will then glow in the dark
Duration:1 thread
Notes:After multiple expiriements, the glowing growth broth has proven to help create bigger better meals. Though the formula is still undergoing expirimentation to eliminate the glowing side effect.
Shipping:400 gold

Name:Halloween Pick Me Up
Ingrediants:Green Herb, Celery, Orange, Carrot
Method:Drinking only
Effect:The drinker is cured of ailments, but turned green and orange for a few posts
Duration:1d8 posts
Notes: Originally meant to be a cure for the common cold, halloween Pick me Up proved to help out with dungeon treading related ailments, such as paralysis, but drinking it left the drinker lokoing a tad funny for a short time later.
Shipping:200 gold

Name:Kiddie Concoction
Ingrediants:Very Berry x3, Strawberry, Chocolate
Method:Drinking or applying to skin
Effect:The person begins to believe they are a child, though there are no physical changes.
Duration:1d6 posts
Notes: This potion was created to eliminate wrinkles and help rejuvinate youth in the elderly, but the only actual effect it has is to mentally rejuvinated the effected person.
Shipping:50 gold

Name:Lotsa Love Potion
Ingrediants:Strawberry, Apple, Grape, Wine
Method:Drinking only
Effect: the drinker becomes infatuated with the first person or animal they see regardless of gender or species.
Duration:1d4 posts
Notes: An attempt at the classic Love Potion, Lotsa Love Potion works a little too well as in it makes people infatuated even with animals or people of the same gender so long as it's the first thing they see.
Shipping:150 gold
 

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Name:Lucky Stew
Ingrediants:Green Herb x2, Wine, Toy Flower, White Herb x4
Method:Drinking only
Effect: The drinker begins to get good luck
Duration:1 thread
Notes: This potion was created to help those having a down day, rebound some of the bad luck caused by black cats and broken mirrors. However, drinking this potion every day could make you very ill and merit a visit to the hospital as a result, so drink in moderation.
Shipping: 500 gold

Name:Midas Mix
Ingrediants:Wine, Chocolate, Corn, Lemon
Method:Applying to inanimate objects only
Effect: Turns 1 item to gold ore
Duration:1 thread
Notes:Oringally supposed ot be a pleasent smelling perfumes, the first person to test this mixture got a pleasent surprise when their necklace fo twine was turned to gold after applying this potion. This potion is not to be abused and is registered with the Wizarding Board to ONLY be used for the purposes of research and education. People found attempting to pay for items with golden carrots or breadfruit will be appropriately dealt with by the law.
Shipping:Illegal to Ship

Name:Portable Storm
Ingrediants:Kelp x2, Blue Herb x2, Coral, Watermelon
Method:Thrown only
Effect:Causes a rain storm in the thread
Duration:1d12 posts
Notes: This potion was created to help towns undergoing severe drought, to keep their crops from suffering under the sun. Overusage of this potion could result in flash floods. Please use it responsibly.
Shipping:400 gold

Name:Protein Punch
Ingrediants:Nut x2, Mushroom, Potato, Milk
Method:Drinking only
Effect: This potion gives a boost of all physical stats
Duration:1d6 posts
Notes:Originally meant to be a protien substitue for vegetarians and vegans, the pleasent surprise behind this concotion was that it allowed the drinker an additional boost of energy and good health for a limited amount of time as well.
Shipping:200 gold

Name:Rainbow Elixir
Ingrediants:One of each color Herb, Apple Juice
Method:Drinking or Applying to skin
Effect:The person begins to randomly change colors of skin, hair, and eyes
Duration:1d10 posts
Notes: This potion was a failed attempt at maing a colorful fruit juice to help encourage children that it is fun to eat and drink fruits and vegetables. However, many children enjoy it anyways as it is fun to watch each other change colors for a while and the potion is perfecty harmless as well as tastey.
Shipping:50 gold

Name:Sour Sauce
Ingrediants:Turnip, Lemon, Onion, Toadstool
Method:Drinking only
Effect:The drinker becomes, irritated and enraged
Duration:1d4 posts
Notes: This potion is very dangerous. The drinker becomes irrational, enraged, and could attack anyone in the vicinity, Please use with caution.
Shipping:200 gold

Name:Sparkle Cider
Ingrediants:Shiny Apple, Shiny Grape, Winex2
Method:Drinking only
Effect:The dirnker becomes very attractive to the opposite gender
Duration:1 thread
Notes:A better take on the love potion than Lotsa Lover Potion, this brew simply makes the drinker more attractive and appealing to members of the oposite gender, but be careful. This potion does nto single out any one person, it simply attracts all of the people of the opposite gender in the area.
Shipping:400 gold

Name:Squeaky Cleaner
Ingrediants:Lemon x3, Orange, Moon drop Flower x2
Method:Throwning, Applying to an Area, Drinking
Effect:It thrown or applied, it cleans the area, if drunk, the drinker burps bubbles and gets sick for a time
Duration:1d6 posts
Notes:The helper to the housewife, Squeaker Cleaner ensures that spring cleaning will be short, refreshing, and pleasent for everyone involved, so long as you don't drink it.
Shipping:75 gold

Name:Topsy Tonic
Ingrediants:Lemon, Strawberry, Onion, Mushroom
Method:Only while watering edibles
Effect:Changes the taste of a fruit or vegetables (ex: A Orange will taste like celery)
Duration:1 thread
Notes:This was one of the first attempts at a growth potion. It has no effects whatsoever on the growth rate or how big a plant gets, but it does change up the way a plant tastes. It's a fun party favor during the Harvest festival and has been used in Harvest related games.
Shipping: 100 gold