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 Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:53 am
None of the biology stuff in Twilight actually works. So what would happen...
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:09 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:12 am
First I would cry... Then I would go into my happy torture mode and call the government! Place a nice micro camera in his eye.... And I get to watch the dissection! Hee hee... So much fun to watch them squirm.
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:10 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:05 pm
Bully him rolleyes
push him
and video tape it all
watch him suffer
sorry i hate i HATE him
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:19 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:28 pm
Actually, I would shine a light on him, watch his skin harden like diamond and begin to sparkle, and while he is immobile, smash him. Probably with Bella's empty head.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:50 pm
think about torturing Bella then when gets pissed and tries to punch me dodge and yell:"HELP I'M BEING ATTCKED BY A PSUDO-VAMPIRE" then wisper so only he can hear me:"Darren Shan would have landed that punch because he's a real vampire" Darren Shan is the main charature in Cirque Du Freak also the writer for some real indepth first person stuff
also my bio teacher is terrified of glitter so he'd kick Edward out of the class
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:06 pm
Stab him with acupuncture needles and sell his body parts on ebay.
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:06 pm
General Yggdrasil Stab him with acupuncture needles and sell his body parts on ebay. Agreed xp
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:43 pm
Forcefully dress him in green to pass as a frog and get him dissected.
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:19 pm
I would kill him with my scalping knife xd
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:28 pm
I'd grab an ax and smash his head open. If my science teacher asks me why I did it, I'd simply say it was in the name of medical science.
Not only that, but when his head gets smashed open I get to keep all the sparkly glitter that was stashed in there.
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:22 pm
I would find a way to get him to be the next dissecting project, then harvest the glitter inside him and sell it to Crayola for their glitter glue. Finally he's useful for something. If Bella starts whining I'll punch her and say "you'll be next if you don't shut up" stressed actually maybe do it anyway.
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:25 pm
I would dissect him like a frog, and see what makes him sparkle. Then i'd burn him biggrin
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