Hawk The Wise
This Sandwich is a LIE!!!!!!!
Me: What sandwich? Where?
Myself: Ohhh. I wants a sandwich!
I: No, actually, I'm good.
Myself: Not you. Me.
I: Who's You?
Me: I don't want a sandwich.
Myself: No! I was talking about me!
I: No I wasn't.
Me: Who was talking about me?
Myself: No, Who was talking
to you.
Me: Who?
Myself: Exactly.
I: Wait, then who's You?
Myself: No he isn't.
I: What?
Myself: My point exactly.
Me: What point?
Myself: You'll see in due time.
I: What?
Me: When?
Myself: Who's When?
I: I thought you said Who
wasn't When.
Me: No. She said Who wasn't You.
Myself: What are you talking about?
I: Wait, I thought You was one person.
Myself: Huh???
Me: Who?