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Avari Kazuka Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:03 pm
Well basically this was a thread started in the forums way back in the day. You put things that would make a story bad and unoriginal, but in a way so it sounds like it's helping. For example.
1. Every story needs to have an hyper character, a girl with over enlarged breasts, a guy with silver hair and always says "hmph", A comic relief (probably a talking animal or something)
2. Filler is the worlds greatest invention.
3. Character development is not needed when telling a story, as long as one guy is good, one's bad, and the world is saved, you've got an A+ story.
4.Make every ending to every story you write this.
"And so the main character got the girl who's feelings he was oblivous to throughout the series until her confession of love at the most untimely manner. The big bad guy is defeated and the world is safe once more. Then wrap it up with some hilarious line that would make any dedicated sotry reader chuckle and feel accompished with. Something like "I think I've had enough crazy times for one life time"
5.Make as many sequals and spin offs as you can, people love them.
You get the idea.
Please! Post any addictions you have to make this imperfect guide attrocious and unfit for human eyes.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:11 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:55 pm
off the top of my head, i can think of 3 series that (almost) all of that applies to.
they are: Final Fantasy 7, Naruto, and Bleach. XD
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:57 am
Fangirls ALWAYS have the best ideas. Use their never ending fountain of knowlage to your advantage.
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Avari Kazuka Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:10 pm
Haha. I must say, it is true.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:27 pm
Props for fangirls!!!! :3
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thesnipermule Vice Captain
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Avari Kazuka Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:49 pm
If you choose to plagerise (spelling?) someone elses work, be sure you make it painstakingly obvious that you did so.
For example, if you copy Naruto, name it something along the lines of
"Marudo- The crack addicted knucklehead pirate who has a 99 tailed dolphin fox sealed inside of him."
It's so perfect I'm cringing from its godlikeness.
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:29 pm
make sure you change subjects at least 5 times every 2 sentences and use as many commas as possible :3
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thesnipermule Vice Captain
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Avari Kazuka Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:34 pm
wittle_frosty make sure you change subjects at least 5 times every 2 sentences and use as many commas as possible :3 RPers of the world weep with joy with this addition of new knowlage. crying
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:37 pm
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thesnipermule Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:21 pm
always ALWAYS ALWAYS put the baddy in a place where the bad guys are. There need not be an explanation of how they got there.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:29 pm
You really don't need to know why a person would act a certain way if the action helps advance the story. Your readers will never notice that it doesn't make sense.
Use as many long adjectives as possible when describing something. Focus on every picky detail. Your readers must know exactly what they are looking at.
Never use the simple way to say something. You must show off how intelligent you are!
Having the whole story be a dream is a perfectly legitimate way to end the story. It can never be overused.
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