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 Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:50 pm
This is where you can post Funny Quotes, Jokes , Or other hilarious things =D
Or if your a member you can have a whole act that you do :3
Got a you tube station?
Make funny videos too!
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:53 pm
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!").
Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:
Five reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:28 pm
Aha. Thatt was funny satan!! I lol'ed...
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:10 am
Yo mama's so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo mama's so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind!
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:01 pm
Funnies!
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
I'll put a blonde joke up next xD
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:46 pm
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:10 pm
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:28 pm
lol nice on and also nice avi and avi art xD
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:47 pm
xD very nice!
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
As promised a blonde joke....and for the record I am a dirty blonde.
No I am not stinky or in a constant state of ahem.....,but I am most of the time a smart individual,and my blondness only affects me..... 20% of the time XD
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:11 pm
A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
TY Boss, Okay sorry its cheezy
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:27 pm
The Never Angel xD very nice! A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?" As promised a blonde joke....and for the record I am a dirty blonde. No I am not stinky or in a constant state of ahem.....,but I am most of the time a smart individual,and my blondness only affects me..... 20% of the time XD lol nice however predictable
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:27 pm
This fellow comes to confession.
"Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the fellow replied."
Tell me about it," the priest said.The fellow then related his story.
"Father, I am a deliverymanfor UPS.
Yesterday I was making a delivery in the affluentsection of the city.
When I rang the bell, the door opened andthere stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
Shehad long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.
She was dressedin a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure.
And,she asked if I would like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?"
asked the priest."
Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted.
Oh, how Ilusted," replied the man."
Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest.
"You will getyour reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father?
What do you think my reward might be?"
the fellow asked.The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate,you jackass."
((Kind of quiet house sitting and watching to blind dogs, oh and Angel her cat in huge compared to Kyla))
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:28 pm
Amsehl A little boy asked his mother: - Mummy, why are you white and I am black? - Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark. TY Boss, Okay sorry its cheezy nah i liked it xD
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:11 pm
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