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 Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:28 pm
There's a version of this game in almost every guild, so here's ours! biggrin
Grant and corrupt the wish of the poster above you and then make a wish of your own.
Example:
Poster 1 I wish my cat would stop pooping on the carpet.
Poster 2 Granted! Your cat no longer poops on the carpet she now poops on the couch! I wish I had a million dollars!
I'll start!
I wish I could move out of my apartment!
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:29 pm
Granted! You now live in a Hooverville and have the fanciest card board mansion in town!
I wish I could sleep more.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:40 pm
Granted! You now have narcolepsy.
I wish my cat wasn't such a p***y (coward).
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:34 am
Granted! He/She is now a vicious attacker.
I wish it wasn't so cold outside.
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:47 pm
Granted! It is now unbearably hot with 100% humidity!
I wish this stupid cold would go away.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:08 pm
Granted! You no longer have a cold, because you are dead.
I wish I had more pie and ice cream.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:16 pm
Granted! You now have a steak and kidney pie topped with pistachio ice cream. Mmm-mm good.
I wish my roommate wasn't such a pack-rat.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:39 pm
Granted! Your roommate is too depressed to move and obtain more stuff.
I wish I would stop getting new stalkers.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:42 pm
Granted! You are now marooned on a desert island with no one for a thousand miles.
I wish I had a new car.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:57 pm
Granted! You got a new car, only to find out a day later that they sold you a lemon.
I wish I could move out of my current apartment.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:17 am
Granted! You now live in a shack with three dogs and 5 teenagers.
I wish my boyfriend would leave me alone
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:00 pm
Granted! Your boyfriend leaves you completely.
I wish my fan fictions got more reviews.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:08 pm
Granted! Your fanfiction gets a million bad reviews from trolls and haters.
I wish I was made of candy!
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:12 pm
Granted! Your body is now made of candy, you are now eaten by a pack or crazed kindergartners.
I wish the latest episode of Bones didn't suck so much.
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:33 pm
Granted! The latest episode of Bones was so good that you couldn't stop watching it. Unfortunately, it was a week long with no commercial breaks, so you died of thirst.
I wish I understood precalculus.
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