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Blood Magnet Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:05 am
Do you have a strange mind?
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a
pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:33 pm
I can read it!
first line: If you can read this you have a strange mind too can you read this?
Thats so weird!~ I could read it so easily!
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:35 pm
I could acctully read it faster than normal words!
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:03 pm
ME TO!! magnet did you steal that off my profile?
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Blood Magnet Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:06 pm
no....but its kool that you have it! great minds think alike!
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:11 am
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
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Blood Magnet Vice Captain
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Coyote Cowboy Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:20 am
HOLYSHI--!
That Hell thing is the coolest thing I have ever read! <33
That guy totally deserved that A+. xDD <33
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:57 pm
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Blood Magnet Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:04 pm
wow that was really easy i dint know i could do that
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:56 pm
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Blood Magnet Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:40 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:58 pm
koolio! did you reed the hell thing?
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Blood Magnet Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:07 am
yep when i glanced at it i was like what the hell? but then when i actually read it, it was surprisingly easy
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:09 pm
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Blood Magnet Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:00 am
how can @sses be smart? they are inanimate groupings of muscles used for the expulsion of waste and cusioning the spine. they have no cognative abilities, cannot think, make valid, educated opinions, form ideas, or use logic. like a catholic. or a jock. none of them can be smart.
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