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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:46 am

FAIL... lol sorry its being stoopid surprised

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:27 pm

!!
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okay see my freind haruhii is obsesed over chicken noodle soup.
"Haru! if you do not join so and so i WILL eat your chicken noodle soup THEN i'll eat your frigging face off!"

heard this last night from dad and freinds:

Everyone is starting to get ready to go to bed...
Don: i think i''m gonna go, i need to go rub my--
dad: KNEE, don, KNEE. Leave Mr. Winkey out of it.

rofl

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SILENCE_I_KILL_YOU101

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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:02 pm

IDK
YO Mamma so old that she farts dust

Balls in ur mouth make people strong

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:43 am

heart neutral Id love to stay and chat but i gotta go talk to your whale mamma sorry but she cant even fit in a whales body : O
And my friend just loves to say HALLA! and i dont get why and i like to say'buffalo!!!" hahahaa lol . ;P

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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:28 am

Julie and Sarah Go Outside!

Julie:Hey Sarah! wanna go out side!?
Sarah:um...why?
Julie:idk!
Sarah:what are we gonna do? sit on the grass and pick our noses with tree branches!?
Julie:sure!

*5 mins later*

Julie:lets find some branches!
sarah:...okay...
Julie:this one looks good! *gets branch and shoves it up her nose*
Julie: OWWW SON OF A b***h!!! WTF!? OWW IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
sarah:...hehh...hehh hehh...stupid a**.
Julie: YOURE MEAN!
sarah:whatever...tht was hilarious! now you have a tree branch stuck up your nose and you look like a rearded horse.
Julie:ITS STUCK! *trys to pull branch out" IT WONT COME OUT!
sarah:thats called you suffering from a disorder extremely hard to pronounce.
Julie:YOU SUCK! GET THE BRANCH OUT! HELP ME!
sarah:fine. *purposely shovesbranch in farther*...oops.
Julie:OW! NOW IT HURTS EVEN MORE!
sarah:suck it up. ughh fine ill help you
Julie:JUST GET IT OUT!
sarah: *pulls branch out (trys to anyways)*
Julie:ITS OUT!
*branch now gets stuck up sarah's nose*
Sarah:YEAH! BUT NOW ITS IN MY NOSE DIPSTICK!
Julie:...hehh....hehh hehh...the hell with you.
*julie walks away*
Sarah:b***h.

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:30 am

elmo eats cookies because he hates cookie monster.

cracking clam shells..

SWEET BLOWFISHES!!!!!!!

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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:59 am

Get Jiggy With It ^^

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:06 am

iPeachs

!!
uh
um?!
okay see my freind haruhii is obsesed over chicken noodle soup.
"Haru! if you do not join so and so i WILL eat your chicken noodle soup THEN i'll eat your frigging face off!"

heard this last night from dad and freinds:

Everyone is starting to get ready to go to bed...
Don: i think i''m gonna go, i need to go rub my--
dad: KNEE, don, KNEE. Leave Mr. Winkey out of it.

rofl

Love the second xD
Mine: "Let's flip a coin. Heads, we'll be together. Tails, we flip again."
"When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on so long in the first place."
"First, he crashed his car. Then, he ran his bike into a street lamp. Where is he now? Walking into mail boxes."
"Please tell your pants it's not polite to point."
"All you think about is sex. We have something in common."
"Most cannibal jokes are not good in taste."

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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:17 am

"RAWRGALAFLARG BISHES!!! O:<"

"Let's flip a coin. Heads I win. Tails you loose"

"Did you know that pineapples can sing the national anthem backwards?"

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:04 am

"Let's flip a coin. Heads, you're mine, tails, I'm yours."

Joe: "Okay, there were two guys in bar..."
Max: "Hey that's racist!"
Joe: "no it's not."
Max: "RACIST!!!"
Joe: "Shut up cracker boy"

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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:33 am

Copying my 'let's flip a coin' ? >.>

"Two guys walk into a bar... The third one ducked."

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:19 pm

xx s p l i t mind

Copying my 'let's flip a coin' ? >.>

"Two guys walk into a bar... The third one ducked."

Oops! I didn't read anyone else's posts until after I posted..

I like the bar one XD

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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:35 pm

>w>.....DANCING TACOS!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA~! VOTE YES ON DANCING TACOS!!!! DANCING TACOS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!! YESH!!!!!! DELICIOUS, NUTRISIOUS TACOS!!!!!!!!!! djkdsjksdjksdjk;sd;/lsdj;sj;jndJNkjSCHBShljkscH!!!!!! RANDOM SPAZZING!!!!!! YESH!!!!!!! *has seizure*

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:22 pm

im a fork ur a spoon, the door is ajar and neon brown bleach is majestical!!!!!! =D mrgreen rolleyes

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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:26 pm

ooo and did u know that most cannibal people r vegetarians?
and apples tell very good blonde jokes along with pears but thats bc pears r allergic too blondes soo they tell rly funny jokes about them (no pineapples were harmed in the making of this film)

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