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piglitz

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:24 pm


I have one sentence to say:

Even a cat could write better English than Stephanie Meyer.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:48 pm


OrangeFaelie
I have one sentence to say:

Even a cat could write better English than Stephanie Meyer.

Yes, and CAT could make the story actually interesting.

...Sorry, geek mind appeared.

But yes, that is true.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:51 pm


I dare someone to put into words the extent of Twilight's awfulness.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:22 am


TheEvilSideSDfL
I dare someone to put into words the extent of Twilight's awfulness.

...*opens Word Pad* I'll get back to you on that sometime... It'll take a while.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:51 am


I eagerly await what you could do with that dare...your other stuff is really good, by the way.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:38 pm


OrangeFaelie
I have one sentence to say:

Even a cat could write better English than Stephanie Meyer.


correction a drunk cat from France ( I have nothing against France I just mean a cat that doesn't know english) with one eye missing could write better English

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:19 pm


sakura_shippuden_rox
OrangeFaelie
I have one sentence to say:

Even a cat could write better English than Stephanie Meyer.


correction a drunk cat from France ( I have nothing against France I just mean a cat that doesn't know english) with one eye missing could write better English

Why does it need an eye at all? And you forgot that half of its brain is miss... ing....
poor cat!!!! crying
PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:26 am


Yeppers 3nodding

Actually, burning_eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:31 pm


I say a rock could write better *open book* Blank page *close book*
PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:09 pm


TWILIGHT IS SO BAD CHUCK NORRIS COULD NOT STAND THE BOOK XD

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:42 am


Twilight is so bad, that a blind drunk cat from France made out of rock with a half of it's brain missing could do better. AND the cat would have quick amnesia so every time it writes a sentence, it forgets what he was writing about and in the end it would make no sense. But it would still make more sense than Twilight. And it would probably have a llama to tell him what to write. And the llama has amnesia too. dramallama
PostPosted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:53 am


wow that is one messed up cat sweatdrop

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 4:10 pm


GS Sailor Dione
Twilight is so bad, that a blind drunk cat from France made out of rock with a half of it's brain missing could do better. AND the cat would have quick amnesia so every time it writes a sentence, it forgets what he was writing about and in the end it would make no sense. But it would still make more sense than Twilight. And it would probably have a llama to tell him what to write. And the llama has amnesia too. dramallama


Stepanie Myer has nothing over that writing team. I bet she would throw a tantrum in a fit of jealousy. "Why didn't I think of that? duurrr" :B scream
PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:22 pm


Join my guild epic fails?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:30 pm


People in society these days are so vulnerable and negligent that I bet the cat would become an award winner.
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