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I know it's a tired topic, but I want to see what you have to say. The subforum was also empty, so I just created this.

Throw out some dialogue, battle scenes, actions, relationships, whatever you got that might be interesting!

Hmm... It depends on the circumstances.
If it's friendly, they'd probably talk, Harry most likely getting VERY weirded out when Edward starts talking about Bella. Not to mention how he acts towards people, his abusive tenancies, stalking, etcetra... If Harry starts worrying for his safety, he might Transfigure Edward into something, or use a charm, maybe Levicorpous to keep him out of anyone's way.

As for fighting... I think the way Meyer pictures it is wrong. Have to say that again: Edward would NOT beat Harry that easily, if at all.
I think spells come out in a split second after they're cast, giving barely any time to dodge. Even with how fast Gary-Stu is, he would be on his toes. One wrong step, and BAM! Direct hit. Knowing Harry, it wouldn't be the Killing Curse, but something that would disable. Maybe Jelly Legs, Percificus Totalus (can't remember the actual name... Something like that.), or again, Levicorpus. I like that spell, alright? So, he'd probably incapacitate him and let someone disect him or something. After all, they have REAL vampires to eliminate that defense. If they were going to execute Buckbeak, it wouldn't be that hard to get rid of Edward.

Eith relationships, I think it would follow the first one I mentioned. Just talking, Edward talking about how he treats Bella, Harry getting weirded out, Harry thinking Edward's going to hurt him because of constant "I'm dangerous" comments, finally ending in a spell to get away.

Not sure about dialogue. I can't claim to know Harry's character well enough to think things up for him, and for Edward... Yeah, who knows what that little thing is going to spew next?

*looks at post* ...Maybe I went overboard.

Come on, guys, Harry isn't an annoying character. Of course, he does some annoying things, but that's because he's a teenager with no parents who doesn't want to lose anyone else, which is understandable. Edward's behavior? Not so much. Conversation between the two:

Edward: You smell good. Like strawberries. It reminds me of someone.

Harry: Er...hello.

Edward: HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING WITH HER????

Harry: What?

Edward attacks Harry, but Harry disables him by sticking his wand up Edward's nose (by accident, of course). The wand, eleven and a half inches of holly, may I remind you, goes straight into Edward's brain. Of course this has no effect other than hurting, because Eds is so low on the intelligence scale his brain is not even in use other than to keep his skull from going concave. After a hundred years, the skull is rather soggy. It just slows him down long enough for Van Helsing to intervene.

Van Helsing: Harker! Hand me the stake!

...Congratulations. You just made me lol. Very rare.

Same here. Very good..conversation, if you could call it that. One syllable and some ellipses. One-sided.

Harry: holy s**t Cedric is that you
Edward: No, sorry
Harry: sorry you just look like someone I knew
Edward: ok then Bye
Harry:Avda Kadavra
Edward:*dead*
Harry: thats what you get for looking like my dead freinds

Seconded.

Fourthed 3nodding