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Test two.

Final test.

I feel like being a goofy a** and since nobody is around and this guild is for spam and me and Hikairi are the only people who've come here in months a anyway, lets go. I won't edit anything, so you can get the full me-drunk experience, Hikari and me tomorrow morning...er, afternoon. First and foremost......okay? Sage words righ'cheer! For another thing, I hate drinking with people because if you're not exactly as thrilled about it as them, they're as sholes about it. If you can handle your drink and don't want to go set fire to stuff, you're a p***y but if you're more rambunctious than they are, hey man, cool out, you're acting like a retard. Well, SOR-REE if i can't guess the level of enjoyment and loose-cutedness you'd prefer, O master of being wasted! I'll do me best to tailor my fun to suit you! So, it sucks to drink with people and if you drink alone people say you're an alcoholic! So what do you do? I'll tell you what you do: you tell those judgmental prudes to sod off and drink alone, just not very often. Like me! I drank alone and its my first drink since new year's 2009. An alcoholic, me? I think not, my good sir and madam! You have me confused with your mother.

And let me just ask who came up with these Oreo Cakesters? They suck! How do you combine delicious Oreo brand flavor cookie-like treats with moist devil's food cake and get this? What black magic be this!? I mean, they're okay, but Jesus! Oreo+cake=orgasmic fat-ridden glee and as close to love as a loser as shole like me will ever get. They're like butter, and not in thatCoffee Talk way. No buttuh, these things. I think most people online dislike me. I kill threads like smallpox, a lot of messages go unreturned. F*ck the internet! If the feds ever get hip to scanlation sites and file-sharing, I'm cutting it off like John Bobbit's dong. Oh God, a John Bobbit joke. I'm so ashamed of myself, and at the same time proud. I could write for a morning radio show. But I won't. Same way I could write lyrics for Maroon 5 but I won't. I don't want to be associated with retarded monkeys. Not anymore. See, with the addition of not anymore, I can now write for Family Guy! I haven't been this excited since i went skeet shooting with Bea Arthur! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha hA! Give me an Emmy!! I haven't seen anything that golden since I was some rapper with a golden grille's teeth! HA HA HA HA HA ha HA HA HA Ha Ha ha! There's no way just one show can house all this comedy gold! The network demands three!! When I was typing those has, I hit a cool rhythm. I can't show you like this, but trust me, it was badass.

The dice rolls were pointless because they were for a forum game and i'm gonna lose it. So, here ya go, Hikari. Here's the minute of your life you spent helping me test it bacck. WooooooOOOOOOoooo!! Ka-PAY-OW!! Ka-BLAY-um!!

I LOVE GOOGLE CHROME!! I accidentally hit back nine times. Nine times? NINE TIMES!! and it didn't lose this post! Goggle Chrome, if yu were a woman, you'd look at me like a monster walking around with granny porn under his arm and a bloody diaper on his head, just like ALL THE OTHERS!!! But with you, it would hurt because I love you. Its love at first sight, but not your sight. Why do they all stare at me like that!? Even the ugliest people I've ever seen, and I've seen uglier than I , don't get those looks. Did I seel my soul to Millhouse or something and they can somehow tell? Because I'd remember that. Plus doors open for me still. Even the ones that aren't supposed to. Ha ha ha! I'm a card.

I had another Oreo thing and decided they're okay, but way too crumbly. I got crumbs in my keyboard. Well, more crumbs. And they're black, so I can't tell if I got em all. Same color as my keys, hence the stealth. I can't believe I spent so long raising fake money to buy stealth camo. Five million? You con artist son of a b***h! I oughtta just pop a tranq in your big stupid face and swipe it. What are you gonna do about it, I'm Solid f**king Snake!! What're you gonna do, send snipers and vampires and psychics after me? Feh! I've killed them all and taken no damage on a speed-run! Also, hi, I'm INVISIBLE now!! Your pussified minions cannot avenge your loss. I am ZIIIIIM!!!
I think i will keep the internet. Smetims I find someone I wouldn't choose ritual suicide over talkin to. Like m'chum 4Hikari here! Take a bow to the big empty audience, 4!
I ogtta sound-proof my apartment, so I can yell and tell the anime girlies I only acccidentally stole their panties. Women ootakus are so lucky. Nobody gives m weird looks for reading certain manga. I told you, I read it becasue its FUNNY, not because of that stuff!! I'm not interested in girls that young! Look, motherf**ker! If you wanna laugh at that stupid horsesh!* on America's Funniest Home Vidoes, don't ever judge me for what I find funny! Well, I'm coming down and my a** is sore from sitting here so long and my laptop is melting so the roller-coaster ride is now over. Questions? Comments? Beuller? Beuller/ Beuller?

Be Stein is dead. I mean, y'know, kinda.

Am I boring you before you even start?
Yeah! Take that, nobody else who comes here! This guild is an orphan child, we are the people at the soup kitchen who don't say "WHAT!?" when it asks for more.
Well, again, it was my first drink in almost a year, so I remembered it pretty well.
Not yet, but science is working on it.
Oh my God, I don't know what to say! Or who I would say it to! Or what exactly I'm accepting! Any award you can't hit Steve Gutenberg with isn't a real award, and so far, nothing like that has appeared.
All is possible with crono04!
Nine times! I do remember selling my soul, but I got it back. I sold it to someone for a soda, but then I asked Satan to get it from him and...uh-oh.
You know about The Almighty Tallest! The mission is compromised! Security has been breached! My underwear is too tight!!
But how? HOW!?!
Thats quitter talk!
Ah, but if Ben Stein is kind of dead, then who truly....is alive!?

Really? Now I happy again!
WAAAAHHH!! THA OTHER GUILDS, DEY WAS MEAN TA ME!!
Nodding is fun!
They also gave us cures, fossilized poo and Chemical X, so they're more like chaotic neutral.
Oh, here it is. Eat that, Guttenberg!
Except....for love!!
It was flat, warm and was Diet Coke with lime and Fat Clown Urine (TM). It was SO good!
Its okay, I stopped wearing them. And The Tallest fired me. THEY SHALL PAY!!!!!!...NN!!!!!
Then all is lost, and I liked some of it!
Truth has no place in public schools.
My best yet.

But not as good as ecstatic.

Aw, I wanted them dealt with.

Nod nod nod nod nod nod nod. Whee!

They'll do anything they have to in order to attain their ambitions of...whatever.

Here, try it out. Beat up Guttenberg. Its good for what ails ya.

But it isn't, see. Its impossible, the opposite of possible.

And those just a few of the 37 flavors in Dr. Pepper!

I dunno. Enslaving stuff. Maybe blow some stuff up. I'll play it by squeedly-spooj.

But that someone is often not me. Which means I don't want them to be happy.

They all are. All of them. Even, NAY~!!!!!!!! especially the nonsensical ones.

Almost? Who beat me out? I'll bash their noggin and stuff cacti up their filthy gob.