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5Bulletproof-Marshmellows Captain
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 Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:21 pm
I'm really bored at the moment...
Anyone want to talk?
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:09 pm
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5Bulletproof-Marshmellows Captain
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5Bulletproof-Marshmellows Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:34 pm
Testing...
iceblue
paleblue
skyblue
midnightblue
mediumblue
dodgerblue
starblue
flowerblue
acidblue
batteryblue
cadetblue
lightblue
seafoamgreen
brightblue
seablue
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:00 pm
Well... I'm bored too, so I'm gonna wright some quotes.
-For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
-Join the army: visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
-When your right, no one remembers. When your wrong, no one forgets.
-Some day we'll look back at this and plow into a parked car.
-Your slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
-I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is what I meant.
-God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
That's all I got for now, I'll see if I can think of more later.
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5Bulletproof-Marshmellows Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:14 pm
Nice quotes haha
Yep...I'm guessing I should reply to the roleplays...
Hey, would you mind if we put them over here instead?
I need to keep this place alive somehow..
=/
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:23 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:42 pm
Ok, I've got more quotes. Hehe.
-Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.
-When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
-Just because your not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
-Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
-Here's to you, and here's to me, I hope we never disagree. But if we do, to hell with you, and here's to me.
-Friends are like bras: Close to your heart and always there for support.
I personally like the last one, lmao.
I'll see if I can find more.
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:04 pm
Lol
Where do you find all of this stuff?
Friends?
Oh and I was wondering if you wanted to put the roleplays over here but I already asked you that..so just ignore it.
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5Bulletproof-Marshmellows Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:29 pm
Actually yeah, my friends. They tell me ones that they've heard or read somewhere, I wright them down then I put them on here. Actually I'm getting more right now.
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:48 pm
Nice...
I want to hear them haha
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5Bulletproof-Marshmellows Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:13 pm
Ok, here's more.
-I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.
-Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
-An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building, and after 50 floors says, "so far so good!"
-Always laugh when you can, it's the cheapest medicine.
-You can't hate everything..... where would you put it?
-Death is hereditary
-There are 3 sides to every argument: Your side, my side, and the right side.
-A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand, and makes it confusing.
I'll get more tommorrow... and stuff. haha.
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:22 pm
I like the last one..
It's kind of true...but yeah.
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5Bulletproof-Marshmellows Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:33 pm
More...
-Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody's looking.
-I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
-Time is a great teacher, but unfortinately it kills all its ppupils.
-Never take life seriously, noone gets out alive anyway.
-I told my wife that a husband is like fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming like the passengers in his car.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:20 pm
And more...
-Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but press the wrong button and you'll be disconnected.
-The average woman would rather have beuty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
-Behind every successful man, is a surprised woman.
-"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers..."
-You laugh because I'm different..... I laugh because I just farted.
-What 3 words are guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'
-Men are like banks. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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5Bulletproof-Marshmellows Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:08 pm
lol, I loves those quotes. I can't choose a favorite out of those =/
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