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 Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:14 pm
Listen up mortals. Come, sit on my knee. If you want me to tear you in half. Otherwise, just stand there. NO! NOT THERE! There. That will do.
My favorite trick is to go to the market district, cloaked under the GREATEST of invisibility- Or any invisibility. It is invisibility, after all. Send a wave of frenzy for zero- NO! Fifty feet! And watch the mortals run! Watch them panic! Watch them bake a delicious pie-No, not that. Watch them claw each others eyes out!
Hahaha, those foolish mortals! So easily driven insane! You can't be driven insane if you're already mad! If they get too close, or you get bored, or hungry- Paralyze them! There is nothing more humorous than seeing a town guard fall flat on his face! Excluding, of course, the things that are.
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:00 pm
i freaking love Sheogorath
hes one of the best characters in any video game ever!
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:07 am
I dunno, I reckon Haskill is pretty epic. The only sane one in a house full of madmen, serving a madgod; a glorious existence, truly.
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:51 pm
I loved just listening to Sheogorath ramble on, it made my day
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