Viva Tales of Raspberry Gumi- With your hosts
Zelos and Jade!
Jade: Good day to you, we have alot of things in store for you today !
Zelos: we have alot! Yes we do! And its all for you hunnies out there!
Jade: and lets not forget about our male viewers out there too Zelos...
Zelos: yes, but mainly the hunnies are what im focused on today!
Jade: Whatever, lets bring in our guests: first up Cless alvein!
Cless: its very nice to be here, again, but don’t think i forgot about you eyeing my girlfriend
Zelos: i dont like calling it oggling, its more of a ‘making conversation’
Cless: one more time and no mercy mr. Zelos...
Zelos: ok ok, cheer up, and next up is Reid hershel!
Reid: why do i keep coming to these things...
Jade: then again we have Lloyd Iirving
Lloyd: its nice to be back, i guess..
Zelos: Senel coolidge from tales of legendia
Senel: ill stay here for a bit, but everyone i swear is insane.
Jade: tales of vesperia’s Yuri Lowell
Yuri: oh, everyone seems so energetic already.
Jade: well hey, you get to know some past heroes of the tales series, look upon it as an opportunity.
Yuri: there all young. This doesnt seem too big.
Jade: wrong, theyre all experienced fighters.
Yuri: they all have the same techniques in comman.
Lloyd: No we dont, hmm let me see, i have demon fang, tiger blade, sword rain, sonic thrust, ...
Cless: hey i have those too, name your attacks not mine
Reid: i have different attacks then them.
Zelos: Hmm, sword rain looks an awful lot like neo swarm.
Senel: i throw im different then all of you
Zelos: demon fist is exactly like demon fang
Yuri: see what did i tell you, nothing much to be loved but repetition
Senel: im telling you im the most different
Yuri: the only attack that i have that even looks remotely like anyones is my azure edge, everything else is different, you on the other hand have demon fang oh wait demon fist
Senel: thats it i had enough lets fight! Im chucking you to eternal damnation if i have to
Senel: (brings Yuri off to side where all the characters have been left behind)
Jade: well let them be, now on to our first topic! The tales series is one of the best games for what we call the ultimate attack, everyone has one, and it became one of the very staples of the tales series, named the mystic arte
Zelos: so our question is, who has the best one here?
Cless: mine was the first ever mystic arte here, so mines the best
Reid: burning pheonix and my aurora wall came first, you had your first one technically in my cameo battle against you and that flying girl
Lloyd: make no mistake, you two would surrender to my divine justice
Reid: your divine justice also looks like clesses eternal sword!
Jade: thats because theyre in the same timeline! Much like passing down the torch
Cless : ya you stole it from me lloyd! Copy cat
Jade: If we do look at the timeline you both were in, tales of phantasia took place 4000 years ahead of tales of symphonia..
Lloyd: that makes you the copycat cless, and mine even looks way better!
Yuri: (comes slowly back with senel) if your wondering, my savage wolf fury looks and is the best, cmon look at the graphics difference
Senel: (Shakes)
Lloyd: hmm that is tough to compete with but what really matters is the words that go along with the mystic arte. Saying “Divine justice” out loud gives off a better vibe then
Yuri: “Lets finish this, oh brilliant blade of cold and steel, rim of the infinate darkness, and crush my enemies into nothing, Savage wolf fury”!
Lloyd: grrr.
Jade: “fordmalloshing melodies, aris in the name of the necromancer, mystic cage” and i have another one “ i stand under the full light of the heavons, command thee, who opens the gates of hell, come fourth divine lightening, this ends now, indignation”!
Yuri: ha ha ha you are so way outdid lloyd
Lloyd: im outdid, somone here doesn’t even have one
Senel: You wanna bet
Lloyd: yes, your game had no single person mystic artes
Senel: come here lloyd! Experience this lloyd :
(watch this please:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA1nJUeFhbg )
Lloyd: (turns to side, exhausted) wow... never though you had it in you
Senel: all thanks to tales of vs.
Lloyd: damn.. that just sucks.
senel: hmmph, thats what you get for challenging the thrower
lloyd: by the way senel, what happened between you and yuri
yuri: well it went like this, we were in the heat of battle, everything was cold, everything. we saw eachother, exchanged words, we went with all we had, everything at stake, our pride and everthing. we started sparring, it got to the point , when we exhcanged final blows, both of us at the end, hit eachother at the same time, blood gushing through both of our mouths, we cursed eachother, and fell down, cold dead
Reid: you expect me to believe that, i mean come on, seriously, your both alive.
Yuri: actually we went to your house and got some of farah's really good cooking.
Reid: And how in the hell did you get to the eternia world?
Yuri: beats me.
Reid: you dont make any sense at all, jade, can we switch somone for yuri? id rather much deal with veigue
Veigue: CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRIEEEE!!!!
Reid: nevermind...
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Jade: well on to our next topic... the tales series has another staple, one very unfamilair bot solid trait
Zelos: All of you going to jail!
Lloyd: i dont fit in this category, i was captured by desians and even cruxis.
Cless: i was captured in the first scene, was not my fault
Reid: come to think of it i dont remember...
Senel: mine was a misunderstanding
Yuri: i murdered 3 people, all of them members of a high social justice system.
Lloyd:. .......
eek Senel: what...
Cless: are you speaking the truth
Yuri: YEP, and im way hell proud of it too.
reid: your a monster
Yuri: you dont even remember why your in jail
reid: if i killed 3 people i think i would remember
Cless: i would too...
Yuri: relax were all guilty of murder, relax. Cless you killed dhaos and his purpose made sense for derris kharlan.--- reid, you killed shizel, shes a woman have mercy----lloyd, you murdered mithos because he wanted to live with his sister---senel, well um, you killed shwartz, but that made sense to me, hey when it comes down to im the only one who didnt kill the final boss.
All others: Coward.
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Jade:...
Well thats all the time we have for today see you and..
Cless- ive never even been able to say one of my heartwarming puns..
(screen goes blank)
Cless-Ok thats it im saying it- I will defeat dha..
(big bang noise in the backround)
-Zelos: good night
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