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 Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:34 pm
So my cousin came to visit from L.A. and she's a major Twi-hard. She walked in on me while I was playing Clair de Lune -- one of my FAVOURITE pieces to play on the piano -- and mistook me for a Twilight fan. I hate how Twihards immediately associate Clair de Lune with the series and how they always call it "classical music". It's from the romantic period, people! Anyway, she can't read music and had printed out the sheets for Bella's Lullaby so I could play it. I was about to protest, but I remembered my mom telling me not to mention any anti-Twilight stuff, so I had to endure the torture and play it. I hate the actual story more than the music, but just playing it made me want to vomit. And worse, my cousin wants me to memorize it for the next time she comes back!
Oh well, at least she paid me 20 bucks for playing.
Discuss:
- Tell stories about the people you love who adore (or hate) Twilight
- Anything else that has to do with what I typed here.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:58 pm
i think Bella's Lullaby is beautiful, but i understand your frustration.
i don't have family who like twilight... even my mom saw the move and bashed it all the way through. lol shes awesome.
my uncle, justin, got the first book because every one was telling him how amazing it was. he read the whole thing then told me how he thought it was a wast of trees.
my family rox my sox!
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:04 pm
CagePad7 i think Bella's Lullaby is beautiful, but i understand your frustration. i don't have family who like twilight... even my mom saw the move and bashed it all the way through. lol shes awesome. my uncle, justin, got the first book because every one was telling him how amazing it was. he read the whole thing then told me how he thought it was a wast of trees. my family rox my sox!
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:10 pm
My best friend in the entire world WORSHIPS those ******** books... Shes ALWAYS reading them. She's like my sister and we've gotten even closer since she had her and is now wheelchair bound (possibly forever, which I doubt). She also likes the jonas brothers (no offence to any jobros fans here) but I HATE the jonas brothers lmao. She doesn't like A Clockwork Orange or Sex Pistols so I don't mind her liking the things I don't like
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:48 am
My family hates it, too. I took it on myself to read all four of them for the summary that I typed up, and my sister had such a nice conversation:
"So, what is that book about?"
"Some chick falls in love with a vampire."
"Wouldn't he eat her?"
"Not ordinary vampires- These ones sparkle and eat large game."
"Erm... Okay. Is there anything else in there? Is it... good?"
"The two of them have a baby."
"That's just wrong! Anything else, I'm scared now.
"There's werewolves, but the main werewolf is... well... he fancies the vampire and the human's child."
"So, you're telling me that the books that you've been reading is about some ***** werewolf and this chick with a vampire that sparkles and sucks on deer?"
"Yeah, that's about it."
"What a stupid book."
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:14 pm
That, Kamikaze Kitten, is pure awesomeness.
Anyway, I hope no one wants me to play that song on cello. I mean, it's okay, but still. You shouldn't have to memorize it unless she'll pay you for it. I know you got twenty bucks for playing it then, but I hope she doesn't want that to pay for memorizing the thing.
And your mom told you not to mention anti twilight stuff? *shakes head* So you can't talk freely. That has to suck.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:42 pm
Asuna6573 That, Kamikaze Kitten, is pure awesomeness. Anyway, I hope no one wants me to play that song on cello. I mean, it's okay, but still. You shouldn't have to memorize it unless she'll pay you for it. I know you got twenty bucks for playing it then, but I hope she doesn't want that to pay for memorizing the thing. And your mom told you not to mention anti twilight stuff? *shakes head* So you can't talk freely. That has to suck. It does. And now that my cousin left, I really wish I said some of the stuff I was thinking. Urrgh, I feel so frustrated now.
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:58 pm
My friend used to like it because she was in with a bunch of annoying girls from the track team, a group of people we call her "annoying friends." Anyway, by extreme Twi-tard bashing and several good doses of logic a day, we convinced her it is a terrible waste of paper. My arguments against 'Edward is hot' are as follows.
--'Your skin is pale white.' Well, is it pale, or is it white? They are very different colors, and if Eds's skin is both pale and white, it would be quite splotchy and I believe would qualify as a very unattractive pigment issue.
--HE WEARS MATCHING SWEATERS. Who the hell wears sweaters to match his girlfriend's clothing? Eurgh!
--He has huge dark shadows under his eyes. Ok, no. Just no.
--His eyes are repeatedly described as 'smoldering.' Smoldering means burning. So his retinas are poofing out trails of smoke? Ew! Burning eyes? Do you know how bad that would smell?
To sum it all up: A sleep-deprived, sweater-wearing, pigment-issue boy with eyes that are literally on fire. Oh, right, and he thinks you smell good, watches you while you sleep, and wants to suck your blood. Did I mention you will have his baby?
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:39 pm
TheEvilSideSDfL My friend used to like it because she was in with a bunch of annoying girls from the track team, a group of people we call her "annoying friends." Anyway, by extreme Twi-tard bashing and several good doses of logic a day, we convinced her it is a terrible waste of paper. My arguments against 'Edward is hot' are as follows. --'Your skin is pale white.' Well, is it pale, or is it white? They are very different colors, and if Eds's skin is both pale and white, it would be quite splotchy and I believe would qualify as a very unattractive pigment issue. --HE WEARS MATCHING SWEATERS. Who the hell wears sweaters to match his girlfriend's clothing? Eurgh! --He has huge dark shadows under his eyes. Ok, no. Just no. --His eyes are repeatedly described as 'smoldering.' Smoldering means burning. So his retinas are poofing out trails of smoke? Ew! Burning eyes? Do you know how bad that would smell? To sum it all up: A sleep-deprived, sweater-wearing, pigment-issue boy with eyes that are literally on fire. Oh, right, and he thinks you smell good, watches you while you sleep, and wants to suck your blood. Did I mention you will have his baby? That's some good logic. Do you mind if I borrow a couple of those? Or should I make up my own? Mind you, I have a very bad imagination when it comes to creating something clever.
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:47 pm
La Belle Musique TheEvilSideSDfL My friend used to like it because she was in with a bunch of annoying girls from the track team, a group of people we call her "annoying friends." Anyway, by extreme Twi-tard bashing and several good doses of logic a day, we convinced her it is a terrible waste of paper. My arguments against 'Edward is hot' are as follows. --'Your skin is pale white.' Well, is it pale, or is it white? They are very different colors, and if Eds's skin is both pale and white, it would be quite splotchy and I believe would qualify as a very unattractive pigment issue. --HE WEARS MATCHING SWEATERS. Who the hell wears sweaters to match his girlfriend's clothing? Eurgh! --He has huge dark shadows under his eyes. Ok, no. Just no. --His eyes are repeatedly described as 'smoldering.' Smoldering means burning. So his retinas are poofing out trails of smoke? Ew! Burning eyes? Do you know how bad that would smell? To sum it all up: A sleep-deprived, sweater-wearing, pigment-issue boy with eyes that are literally on fire. Oh, right, and he thinks you smell good, watches you while you sleep, and wants to suck your blood. Did I mention you will have his baby? That's some good logic. Do you mind if I borrow a couple of those? Or should I make up my own? Mind you, I have a very bad imagination when it comes to creating something clever. Oh, by all means, go ahead and use it, because it's for a good cause. Namely, converting the obsessive retarded Twitards back to normalcy. Hopefully. Some of them have gone off the deep end and are beyond reason. But go for it and I wish you the best of luck!! (perhaps you should start carrying around a blunt weapon for protection, though, if you're going to argue reasonably against Twilight because a lot of those crazies might think about beating you up)
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:15 pm
TheEvilSideSDfL La Belle Musique TheEvilSideSDfL My friend used to like it because she was in with a bunch of annoying girls from the track team, a group of people we call her "annoying friends." Anyway, by extreme Twi-tard bashing and several good doses of logic a day, we convinced her it is a terrible waste of paper. My arguments against 'Edward is hot' are as follows. --'Your skin is pale white.' Well, is it pale, or is it white? They are very different colors, and if Eds's skin is both pale and white, it would be quite splotchy and I believe would qualify as a very unattractive pigment issue. --HE WEARS MATCHING SWEATERS. Who the hell wears sweaters to match his girlfriend's clothing? Eurgh! --He has huge dark shadows under his eyes. Ok, no. Just no. --His eyes are repeatedly described as 'smoldering.' Smoldering means burning. So his retinas are poofing out trails of smoke? Ew! Burning eyes? Do you know how bad that would smell? To sum it all up: A sleep-deprived, sweater-wearing, pigment-issue boy with eyes that are literally on fire. Oh, right, and he thinks you smell good, watches you while you sleep, and wants to suck your blood. Did I mention you will have his baby? That's some good logic. Do you mind if I borrow a couple of those? Or should I make up my own? Mind you, I have a very bad imagination when it comes to creating something clever. Oh, by all means, go ahead and use it, because it's for a good cause. Namely, converting the obsessive retarded Twitards back to normalcy. Hopefully. Some of them have gone off the deep end and are beyond reason. But go for it and I wish you the best of luck!! (perhaps you should start carrying around a blunt weapon for protection, though, if you're going to argue reasonably against Twilight because a lot of those crazies might think about beating you up) Yeah, thanks. Ever since I read all those attack stories I kept a ruler and a pencil in my hair so that whenever I trash Twilight I'd be prepared for the worst. Also because putting random objects in your head is the new thing at my school. A trend started by moi ~
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:00 pm
I live in a house populated with Twitards. I am constantly beaten down, because of the fact that every time I see Twilight related junk I hiss,or try to strangle myself. My family is trying to reinforce there side, with the idea that my animes also contain weak girls. Yes, they do, but usually these girls at least try to help themselves and others, despite the weakness; resulting in them usually becoming stronger. But I found interesting dirt on Stephanie Meyers. I'm posting it in a new forum. Check it out!
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:32 pm
Akuro_Chikamatsu I live in a house populated with Twitards. I am constantly beaten down, because of the fact that every time I see Twilight related junk I hiss,or try to strangle myself. My family is trying to reinforce there side, with the idea that my animes also contain weak girls. Yes, they do, but usually these girls at least try to help themselves and others, despite the weakness; resulting in them usually becoming stronger. But I found interesting dirt on Stephanie Meyers. I'm posting it in a new forum. Check it out! YES! Post there! I won't be the only one anymore! Anyway, that has to stink. But Misa-Misa isn't exactly the best role model... She's better than Bella by a long shot, though!
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:10 pm
So I was at a sleepover with my friend who is a huge Twi-hard. We're friends because she DOESN'T go on and on about it and not shut up. So when I enter her room, there are like 20 posters of Edward freaking Cullen on her wall and yes she has all the books and everything. A few hours later one of my other friends that is there starts kissing the posters and every single picture of Edward sad and the person who I'm sleeping over with is trying to stop her. They end up throwing stuff and it was pretty fun to watch. lol
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:17 pm
indigoisthenewBLACK So I was at a sleepover with my friend who is a huge Twi-hard. We're friends because she DOESN'T go on and on about it and not shut up. So when I enter her room, there are like 20 posters of Edward freaking Cullen on her wall and yes she has all the books and everything. A few hours later one of my other friends that is there starts kissing the posters and every single picture of Edward sad and the person who I'm sleeping over with is trying to stop her. They end up throwing stuff and it was pretty fun to watch. lol wow
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