Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said "yes", took of her dress, and then they had some fun. But Jill forgot to take the pill, and now they have a son.
Imagine the look on my auntie's face when she heard little Jimmy say the word
Marijuana.
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Auntie :Where did you get that word!? Jimmy: From Danananana..... (Said like Dahh nuh nuh nuh ) Auntie: From Daddy!? Jimmy : Noo Dananaanana Auntie: *Slaps Daddy* Stop poisoning the youth! D< Dana: Wahahah Victoury is mine! O<