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 Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:18 pm
Ok... for all people who wonder where babette's came from... sorry that I'm not a good writer...
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The story begins on the plains of Afrika, where the wild Babette's live. Babette's were and still are the strongest and fastest animals on earth, and they would frequently hunt like both lions and gazelles alike. Their attack pattern was always extremely lethal. Basically, they're born with this built-in brain system, that like focus's their crosshairs on a target, be like all *Beep beep beep beep beeeeeeep* getting a long beep when its focused, you know, and the suddenly the Babette will sit there, silent for a second. Then, suddenly, WHOOOSH! the babette will launch like a rocket, and fly straight through the air until it comes in contact with the target and bites it. Instant kill.
For sure, they weren't the ones to mess around with.
But then, one day, France decided to declare war on the plains of Afrika; a very bad decision. So, the Babette's set their sights on the Eiffel Tower and launched themselves at it, chopping it down on impact.
After losing their precious tower, the French lost the will to fight back, and have been cowards ever since. In fact, some of them got so scared they ran away to a place called "Canada", to take their frustration out on lesser furry animals in the fur trade of the 18th century.
But anyhow, during their stay in France, a few of the Babette's kind of liked the country and its scenery, and so a few of them decided to stay and live in France instead of going back. The ones that stayed were coined the term "Poodle", which in French means either "most awesome things ever" or "Please don't kill us", depending on the context.
The rest of the Babette's focused in on a pack of delicious looking lions, flew back to Afrika and killed them, and celebrated by feasting on them around a campfire that night.
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That was an EXTREMELY brief summary, sorry; I don't like specifics. But, you can get the general idea.
Next time, I think I'll tell about the relationship with my Babette, Babbette; how I met her, how she came to work for me, and so on... 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:19 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:43 pm
I hate your story. Its so not true crazy. Babbette is a dog. Shes not some super dog that rules africa or canada or france, crazy.
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:57 pm
No... you're so crazy... ^_^ It's true... don't you remember those times we saw Babbette flying off to Wal-Mart or whatever? I've pointed her out in the air a few times, I think.
And Yuutsu, a real life honest to god canadian, says that Babbette plays a vital role in their federal leadership, and works with the governor general. 3nodding
Also.... Babbette is a puppy.... ^_^
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:14 pm
I am jealous of you. Plus I hate you also.*is very sad*
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:38 pm
xd *giggles* blaugh I luff the story personally. ^__^ Though you already told me all of this... It's so much more awesome to read it. 4laugh
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