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 Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:14 pm
It's not technically a RP but it's close. Preaty much we all take turns writing the same story(like a RP) but you get to do what ever you want on your post and control all of the characters and plot. Your section can be romantic, Scary, Funny, or dramatic, what ever you want. Lets see how long we can go! OH and its more fun if it's right off the top of your head, like this:
A man named Randy woke up one morning. "Boy I sure could use some milk" he said. But there was no milk in the refrigerator so he went to the milk store, 'Milk'R'us'. "Excuse me Mr.McStore clerk, where can I find the milk?" Mr.McStore clerk shook his head "Some author what called himself Warrior of bloodclan...strange name...eh well he came in and bought ALL my milk, he said he need it to start some kind of story" since Milk'R'us was out of milk Randy decided to....
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:22 pm
Since Milk'R'us was out of milk Randy decided to drive up to Farmer Hill Billy's farm to see if the farmer would give him some milk. When he got there the farmer told him that his milk machine was broken and because of that there was no milk today. "If you want some milk you'll have to milk Ol' Bessy your self he said, motioning to the cow behind him. Randy really wanted some milk so he rolled up his sleeves grabbed a bucket and got to work. It was near noon when he finished. When he showed his outcome to the farmer, he got a swift kick in the butt and got a good yelling at. "It took you three hours to make this!!" He pointed angrily to the bucket and the small puddle of milk inside it. "Well it took me a while to figure out where it came out of." he replied. "What do you mean where it comes out?!?"
"Wellllll"...
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:53 pm
"Well, you see, I put the bucket up to her mouth but nothing happened, so I thought 'maybe she needs to be cleaned first' I couldn't wash off the big black patches of dirt from the rest of her white fur so I shaved her bald. Still no milk so I thought it was like a Pinata ... I cut the cow open expecting milk but I only got strawberry syrup, witch reminds me, I think your cow's sick, she's not moving"
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:52 pm
For a moment thr farmer just stood their, gaping at the idotic figure standing before him. Then he abruptly turned and walked into his house. Randy wasnt sure wether or not he should leave so he decided to wait a moment in case the farmer was just calling the doctor to ask him to come and see if his cow was sick. Randy bent down to tie his shoe, but stood up when he heard the screen door slam. He gasped at what he saw, the 'dangerous' end of a shotgun was aimed right at the space between his eyes. "Boy," the farmer said, his voice dangerously slow,"it's obvious your a plain old idiot so Im gonna give a five second head start." Randy may have been stupid, but even he got the message. He turned and ran as fast as he could, apparently forgetting that he had a car, all the way back to town, only to be stopped in the middle of the road by a...
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:36 pm
...by an enormous fountain of milk thats been right next door to his house for the past 35 years. "Oh" he said to him self "I knew there was somewhere I forgot to look!" He took the bucket he had stolen from the farmer and scooped up some milk from the milk fountain. When he got back home he set the milk on the table and opened the cabinet to find that he was out of cookies! "Oh gee, How am I supposed to fully enjoy my milk with out cookies?" So he searched for 3 hours for the ginger bread house from the 'Hansel and Grettle' fairy tail. After realizing that it was only make believe he...
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:42 am
After realizing it was only make believe he rode his bike to the chocolate chip cookie factory to see if he good get some cookies. He would have just gone to the store and bought some but realizing that thats how the whole milk affair had gotten started he he decided that the factiry would be easier. He was wrong. Somehow, even he was not sure, Randy ended up stuck on a conveyor belt headed towards a giant oven. A worker tries to stop the conveyor belt but the lever broke so he...
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