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Deaths_Silent_Touch
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:45 pm


O-O about any c**k blocking you've done ;D we all could use a laugh
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:55 pm


o:
-Sits down on floor and snuggles my knees to my chest.-

You tell ME a story.

C:

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:12 pm


Go ooonn.

o:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:25 pm


OOH OOH, i WANNA HEAR A STORY !
DEMI, TELL, NOW !
rofl

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:49 pm


Yeahhh~

:3

-Pulls Jk down next to me and hold tight.-

o w o

-Waits in anticipation.-
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:55 pm


there where these cybers you know o: i said he had aids 8D and that he was a player 8D at the same time the dude said "LETS GET MARRIED" and the chick said 'ok' 8D i said he had 4 other girls, and he said "I DO" right after i did 8D it was the most epic fail ever ~ c**k BLOCK SUCCEDED!

Deaths_Silent_Touch
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II Karsh II
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:58 pm


SO ONE DAY (today) I WAS WALKING THROUGH TEH HALLZ OF MAH SCHOOL! ON TEH LEFT WAS A BUNCH OF PREPPY GIRLS THAT LOOKED LIKE WHORES. Teh jocks came walkin OVAR from teh lunch room and started talking to them. Jock numbah 1 was talking to whore numbah 1, then they were all close together and hidden behind teh rest of teh GROUP.. SOOOOOO

I walked up, and asked a question. numbahs 2 and up looked at meh funny, so I shrugged and pointed to numbahs 1 and 1, very close and touchy touchy. Teh rest of teh group finally realized what dey were doin, and ran, aftar wich, jock numbah 1 was all "You just ruined one of the best moments in my life!" so I said "I guess the other one was when your dad touched you?"

He got reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal quiet and walked away, and whore numbah 1 winked at me, blew me a kiss and walked away (I wanted to kill myself at that)


CHU JUS GAWT STOWIE TEIM BAY JESUS.

Enjoy :3
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:01 pm


-Giggles in excitement-

:3

Very good Kock Bloks, both of you.

-Nods approval.-<3

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II Karsh II
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:19 pm


Jesus thanks you.

I wanted to do more but he left too fast xd
You could see the boner in his pants by looking at his face.
It was an epic c**k block.

Jesus approves of this message and all before it.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:30 pm


~slaps jesus~ I AM JEZUZ

Deaths_Silent_Touch
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Knuffles

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:22 pm


Lol, that reminds me. I saw a couple of noobs virtually makin out (( Ew )) and so I went up to them. Of corse they ignore me at first, and the guy was like " U wanna b bf n gf?" All that noob s**t.

The second before she agreed, I said "He wants to get into your pants." And she walked away all embarresed. Epic Phail xDD
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:35 pm


(im gunna tell you its a lame story buuut i wanna get my first post in this guild)

so i was at the rally
and there were those lame noobs that'd ask someone rich to donate or just try and flirt a rich girl
so one came to me and said "donate 1k plz?"
so i said...
"wanna be my bf? :3"
"but you are a guy"
"no srsly ima girl in real life"
"ok"
then he kissed me and did all that s**t
so i said
"if you consider a gay guy a girl then we'll be a nice couple :3"
he said "******** you" and walked away ._.
note: im not gay
i was just feelin like annoying nooblets :3

Xydrek


Knuffles

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:45 pm



>> Win. <<
>> Thats all I can say. <<

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:48 pm


Nice at Karsh. cool
I don't think I have any stories. ;-;

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II Karsh II
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:07 pm


xd its Jesus or Meatball X3

and D: why does no one have stories?
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