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i could write at least better vampire story than stephanie meyer. come on, main character with no personality, how the hell you get interested at, and while her edward being emotional, it depressing. villians not really vicious, they don't deserve the title real vampire, fed on animal and live near human, a bunch of idiotic spackling fearies. and they cant fly, what the hell?

Wtf UNNO wats retarded S. Meyers:

1. didn't make vampires turn into bats
2. NEEDS to see if she's a dumbass
3. is the worst author ever (i saw the movie...IT SUCKED)

What about the fails of action? There is practically none. I laughed where it was supposed to be suspenseful. Something that made people cry made me smile. And where there is no plot, which almost all the reader's say that it is "the romance"(which has no reason to work in the slightest), I want to bang my head on my desk so I don't have to read it, or at least not remember it.
...Should I go on?

I wouldnt mind a bloodthirsty mythical creature watching me in my sleep, I'd use it as bragging rights... but if that bloodthirsty mythical creature was robert pattinson, I think I'd have nightmares WHILE he was there.... especially if he's confessed his love for me, I 'd be scared I'd wake up pregnant

Yosh you should, i love your comments. They're always backed up with facts! :}

Hee hee... Alright then~!

Science= EPIC FAIL. I could tell the chromosome explanation for Nessie was messed. In 7'th grade. Thank you ,Mr. Wartburg! You helped disprove Meyer to a whole class! The way he "vampires" sparkle makes no sense. As a lot of peole have said, they should freeze because their skin should be "harder than diamond", right? Nessie in and of herself is alone whole mess of plot holes, wish fulfillment, and science fail.

How the werewolves, for lack of a better term since it defiles the name "shape shifter", are. No. Just NO. I'm sorry, but the clothes explanation fails hard. Meyer probably chose the idea of having clothing that was light and showed their bodies off for more eye candy to Bella. And for the reader since you're supposed to take her place. I mean, MAYBE it could work. But it would have to be explained better. I mean, if the clothes were being carried with them when they "phased", wouldn't it affect their fur color?

Rosalie's and Esme's power. Yeah, according to Meyer, Rosalie's power is her beauty. She said that Edward lied when he said it was tenacity. Esme: What power? The power of a stereotypical housewife? That's RICH. *insert fake laugh here*

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What I fail to understand is how any of the Cullens are even in Forks. Vampires need to sleep in a coffin filled with the dirt of their homeland or they'll die. Why aren't they dead? And if vampires get in direct sun, they'll burst into flame, not sparkle.