|
|
|
|
|
HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
|
 Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:20 am
{{ This is the area to post in if you are at the house or if you like to call it base. The house has the house and everything in it. The lake,the garden forest. The house is located in a forest and our neighbors are pimps that always have partys and invite pein to them. Our other neighbor is a rich person who throws partys now and then and invites us over. }}
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:23 pm
Kyoko walked into the base and Tobi ran up to her.
" TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi shouted.
Seirei then came from behind Kyoko and bitched slapped Tobi.
"Owie!" Tobi said.
"I'm bored. Seirei can we play strip poker later on?" Kyoko asked holding a box of cards.
"Strip poker sounds good but that box is filled with pokemon cards. Wait...This...is...DIGIMON!!! HURRY BURN IT!" Seirei shouted.
"WHAT DIGIMON!?" Kyoko said as she threw the cards at Tobi.
"THEY BURN!" Tobi shouted as he fell to the ground.
"What the ********?" Seirei said as he kicked Tobi.
"Boo!" Tobi said getting up.
"Didn't scare me or Seirei." Kyoko said as she went and sat at a table. "Hey Tobi and sis come over here." Kyoko said.
Seirei came over there first. Then Tobi came.
"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said.
Seirei then b***h slapped him.
" Okay let's all say strip poker in 1...2...3!" Kyoko said.
"STRIP POKER!!!!" The three of them shouted.
|
|
|
|
|
|
HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:41 pm
toby looked at them both. "Um can you tell tobi how you play this game again? Tobi forgets stuff easily" he said scratching the back of his head.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:51 pm
"Um...Seirei you tell him." Kyoko said.
" We are playing in goldfish mode since half of the akatsuki do not know what poker is!" Seirei said laughing.
Itachi came running in his new pink mini skirt. " I got a new skirt!" Itachi said smiling and sat down at the table.
All the other akatsuki members came in and sat at the table also.
{{ Lol goldfish style xD reason why....I forgot how to play poker xDso we are playing strip goldfish xD that didn't sound right O_o }}
|
|
|
|
|
|
HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:54 pm
Tobi stared at itachi's new skirt. "Tobi feels like he's gonna be blinder than itachi" he said laughing picking up some of the cards. "Ok who gets to go first?" he asked excited to play a game.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:43 pm
Kyoko picked up her cards. "How about Seirei goes first." Kyoko said.
Seirei picked up her cards and lied down all of her cards all pairs. She then got some more cards. " Itachi do you have any...Kings?" Seirei asked.
" Go fish!" Itachi said smiling.
Kyoko just stared at all of the pairs Seirei had.
" Tobi do you have any fives?" Itachi asked as he lied down his pairs.
|
|
|
|
|
|
HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:45 pm
Tobi let out a sigh and handed over a card. "Itachi you didnt use your sharingan did you?" he said sounding upset.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:08 pm
" I wouldn't use my sharigan for that way! I just guess!" Itachi said smiling as he placed the two fives down.
" MOney money money...." Kakuzu said as he counted the cards.
" Kakuzu you ******** idoit. Those are ******** digimon cards they are worth 1 cent only. ******** idoit." Hidan said.
Kyoko then threw a candle that was lit at the digimon cards.
"NO MY MONEY!" Kakuzu shouted as he fainted.
|
|
|
|
|
|
HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:16 pm
Tobi looked at the cards burning. "Ah tobi liked the pictures on the cards" he said sadly. "So who's turn is it now?" he looked up asking Kyoko
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:29 pm
"Your turn!" Kyoko said as she placed a mask on this had a cat's face with the emotion Dx on it.
Seirei placed a mask that was similar to Kyoko's but the emotion was >: D .
" Kyoko , Seirei why did you two put on masks?" Itachi asked.
" We placed." Kyoko said.
" Our poker faces." Seirei said.
"On." They both said.
"STOP IT WITH THE TWIN STUFF AND STUFF!!!" Kisame said as he fainted.
" Kisame!" Itachi said puting down his cards and running over to Kisame.
" I love doing that to him." Kyoko said.
"Yup!" Seirei said.
|
|
|
|
|
|
HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:03 pm
tobi laughed then pulled his mask up just enough that his mouth was visible and ate some snacks that he had brought to the table before putting the mask back in place. "Um Hidan, got any 9's?" he asked excitedly.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:17 pm
"Hey Tobi can I have some snacks?" Kyoko asked.
"I wonder who is going to be nude first." Seirei said as she rolled her eyes.
""Hey Seirei do you have any ******** tens." Hidan said.
" You jackass." Seirei said as she threw the ten to Hidan and took off her cloak. " Kisame do you have any aces?" Seirei asked as she drunk some sake she found on the floor.
" Seirei he's not playing he fainted remeber? Also can I have some sake?" Kyoko said holding a cup she found on the floor.
"Damn it. No Kyoko you get drunk to easily." Seirei said. " Hey Kyoko do you have any queens?" Seirei asked.
"Go fis...Yup damn it I though I didn't had any." Kyoko said as she took off her cloak. As she handed Seirei the card she grabbed the sake and filled her cup up and gave Seirei the sake back.
"Hey!" Seirei said.
Kyoko then drunk the sake in her cup and stucked her tounge out to Seirei.
" You b***h." Seirei said.
"Kakuzu do you have any kings." Kyoko said.
"No go fish." Kakuzu said getting off the floor from where he fainted.
" Tobi do you have any tens?" Kakuzu said.
|
|
|
|
|
|
HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:30 pm
Tobi let out another sigh and handed over the tens and took off the shirt he had under his cloak. "Sure you can has some smacks" he said offering the giant plate with party foods on it. "Ummm kakuzu do you have any 6's?" he asked hopefully.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:50 pm
"Yay!" Kyoko said as she took what appeared to be a tentacle off the plate. " Um Tobi is this octapus?" Kyoko asked looking at the tentacle.
"No Gold fish." Kakuzu said laughing a little bit.
Kyoko cut the tentacle.
Kakuzu then had a look on his face that looked like he was in pain. "Kyoko do you have a ten." Kakuzu said.
" No...I mean yup!" Kyoko said taking another glance at her cards and handed Kakuzu the ten. She then unwrapped a ton of ribbion that left a pile on the floor. "Hidan do you have a king." Kyoko said.
" No b***h....wait...I do ******** b***h." Hidan said as he handed over his king and took off his pants. "Seirei you b***h do you have any ******** twos?" Hidan asked.
"No! Wait...Yes..." Seirei said as she handed over her two and took off her socks. " Tobi do you have any sixes." Seirei asked as she drunk more of her sake and placed it down on the table.
Kyoko then snatched the sake and filled up a cup bigger than her last one with it. She then placed back the sake before Seirei notice and drunked the sake out of her cup.
|
|
|
|
|
|
HumanTheOtherRedMeat Crew
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:07 pm
Tobi let out another sigh and took off his pants. "This game isnt very fun for tobi, tobi can go and get naked anytime he wants to" he said sulking that he was losing. "got any twos itachi?" he asked.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
