Story
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"Okay people we have infomation that the tailed demons have been relased from the Akatsuki. It now appears that we people are sealing them in teenagers now. What The ******** Hokage What The ******** we are going to get a interview with one of the memebers now. Oh look theirs one!" The news reporter said as she ran over to Tobi same with all the other new channels and same as their crew. "Hey do you have any info about the tailed demons?" The news channels reports all said at the same time. " Whoz are youz peoplez?! AHH!! GIANT THINGY SOUL STEALER!!!!AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobi shouted runing around in a circle till a random brick hit his head. "Owie...." Tobi said as he rubbed his head. He then walked back to the spot he regular was. "We have Naruto! If You don't bring us cookies and lollipops and yaoi..."Tobi said but then got cut off. "DON'T FORGET A TON OF SWEETS,A NEW TV, A DVD PLAYER, A TRUCK, AND DANGOS!" Pein shouted out the window. Itachi then came outside in a mini pink skirt while pretending to be a ballerina. Kisame opened up his curtains and watched Itachi. Hidan opened up the window in Kakzu's room and jumped out naked. " TENTACLE RAPE!!!" Hidan yelled as he ran away naked... Kakzu then jumped out the window and follow Hidan. "Get back here I'm not finish!" Kakzu shouted. A boom could be heard and Deidara ran out of the base and ran to the garbage and jumped in it. A moment later Zetsu came out of the house looking pissed and went off to find Deidara. Sasori came out of the house and walked over to the garbage and jumped in. Konan walked out of the house and went to the garabage and placed a camera in it and then went back inside. Pein came out and had a sweatdrop as he walked backwards back into the base. "Um...We'll just leave now...." All the news channels people said as they got into their trucks and drove off like the wind. "They are gone!!" Pein shouted as everyone went back in and played dance dance revolution and then watch yaoi but had Tobi tied up in a closet.

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"WHAT THE ********?!" Everyone yelled when they saw the news report. "THE NEWS CHANNELS CAN FIND THE AKATSUKI HIDE-OUT IN TEN MINUTES WHILE WE HAVE TO FIND IT IN TEN YEARS!?!?!?!!?!?" Everyone shouted.
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Plot? We have a plot? I swear we didn't. If you haven't notice the title then you are probulay mentaly retard. Or not. This is a akatsuki crack rp that has been remade and rename. The title is just something random that I thought of. If you have no idea what yaoi is then leave now because most of the members give us yaoi and I am talking in the they made it themselves video. Okay so here's a chart on all the charters and who you can stalk~!

Itachi- Gay Uke Taken By Kisame
Kisame- Gay Seme ******** Itachi
Deidara- Gay Uke Taken By Sasori
Sasori- Gay Seme ******** Deidara
Hidan- Gay Uke Taken By Kakzu
Kakzu- Gay Seme Tentacle ******** Hidan
Pein- Straight Seme ******** Konan
Konan- Straight Uke ******** Pein
Tobi- Straight Seme Taken By Kyoko (( xD ))
Zetsu- Straight Seme Unknown (( xD ))
There you go happy? Ps Kyoko is meh OC. Only Four members are straight and only one is non taken ((xD)) Uke = Female of The Relationship (( xD )) Seme = The Man of The Relationship (( xD )) (( Defentions were for the stupids...and meh when I forget them xD ))
Okay I belive that is all. Now go read the rules.
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