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 Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:43 pm
Well, I thought I would make a topic asking about funny stories and your opinions on the funny stories of others. These stories can be of things you saw, things you're friends or pets or siblings or parents did, even things that you yourself did. I guess since I'm asking I will tell one of my own:
One day my mom was sitting in the living room watching tv and my dog Pakkun was outside and when he came in he jumped on the couch. That action caused my mom to scream, which in turn traveled down the hall to my room and scared me causing me to fall off the bed -which thankfully isn't that high off the ground- and run out into the living room, in my pajamas -it was 1:00 in the afternoon and I was in my room playing video games- and almost trip over my puppy Sone only to find out it was just a false alarm.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:21 am
Dead Hearts Ballet Well, I thought I would make a topic asking about funny stories and your opinions on the funny stories of others. These stories can be of things you saw, things you're friends or pets or siblings or parents did, even things that you yourself did. I guess since I'm asking I will tell one of my own:
One day my mom was sitting in the living room watching tv and my dog Pakkun was outside and when he came in he jumped on the couch. That action caused my mom to scream, which in turn traveled down the hall to my room and scared me causing me to fall off the bed -which thankfully isn't that high off the ground- and run out into the living room, in my pajamas -it was 1:00 in the afternoon and I was in my room playing video games- and almost trip over my puppy Sone only to find out it was just a false alarm. Wow that is funny. But I hope you didn't get hurt.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:28 am
I have a hundred funny stories. Here is one of my favorite ones.
My friend Alyssa and I are very close, we look like sisters...although were not related, not that I know of anyways. But anyways we were so close that we finished each others sentences and did everything the exact same way, the opinions and so on. Well it was during one of those moments... We were walking outside during the fall. We were talking and got distracted for the exact same reason (were both kinda on the pervy side) we saw something that look extremely wrong, it caused us to both trip over an extremely uneven side walk with the same foot, at the same time and we both swore at the same time saying the same thing and both caught each other at the same time. We both burst into laughter and then a stupid car with a bunch of kids yelled something at us and we both turn our backs to them and bent over and smack our boots..... and all of that happened in sync. I thought that was kinda funny.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:35 am
Another funny story.
My family is big in pranking each other, and revenge when we fall for their pranks. Well one time my sister and I decided to grease the toliet seats in the house along with all the doors. I was sitting in my room playing kingdom hearts when I heard a crash in the bathroom across from my room. I got up to check it out. My aunt fell for the prank she went to sit on the toliet and she completely slide off onto the floor. My sister showed up too and we laughted about it even my aunt who swore revenge and told us to sleep with one eye opened. It was funny, they way she looked when I walked in. She had one hand on the toliet which kept slipping and the other on the tube. The trash can got knocked over, and it hit the shampoo shelf. The stuff on shelf was scattered on the floor in a werid way. My aunt always wears a hat but it slipped side ways on her head covering half of her face and she was in a dazed.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:41 am
Another funny story. Although I didn't find it quite that funny but to everyone else it was hailrious.
I was walking back from the mall during the middle of feburary. The snow was melting because it had rained 3 days straight. My friend Alyssa was with me. I had just boughten a fullmetal alchemist hoodie. Well while walking on the side A truck pulled over closer to the sidewalk and sped up on the speed purposely driving in the huge puddle to slash us. Unfortunately the creep got me...and some how my friend missed all of it even though she wasnt two feet away from me. The puddle was deep...and it looked like a waterfall slashing over me. It literally went over my head like a tidal wave and then splashed me it was cold. It was funny but cold. My friend wouldnt stop laughing nor did anyone else that saw and heard about what happened.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:57 pm
Well, once I was getting undressed in the bathroom, you know, to take a shower, and since our doors never completely shut, the fatter of our two cats came in. She's in better shape now, but back then, she was REALLY fat. So anyway, I'm getting undressed, and my cat is on the closed toilet seat, and tries to jump onto the counter next to the toilet, which is where the sink is. But no, instead she jumps at it, gets the top half of her onto the counter, scrambles to get up, then falls backwards onto the toilet seat and falls into the (thankfully) empty trash can. This all happened in a matter of about three seconds. I couldn't stop laughing for about half an hour, even after I'd finished my shower. It was hilarious.
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