We didnt continue the other story yet sooo HERES ANOTHER STORY WE MADE UP WHEN WE WERE BOARD!! XD Anyways, This is the sequel of the first story we made ENJOY!! LOL WE WERE BORED XDD ME AND JEN MADE THIS BWHAHAHAA


MissMurder:
Lolz xD
I remember saying this in my friend's thread:

"If Alex Evans was right next to me, I'll totally drop my soap!"

Super dinosaur:
Why do you have a soap? xD

MissMurder:
Um, Idk.....
But if I had, i'll drop it right next to Alex xDDD

Super Dinosaur:
LMFAO. xD bby if he was rite there, ill magically have the power to run fast to the flavorable condom store and come back AND BAYM HIS a** IS GRASS. ;D

Miss Murder:
Haha, xDDDDD
Lolz, I can't stop laughing, seriously.
But, imagine if he was ur neighbor...........

Super Dinosaur
Neighbor? I dont accept that word! Psh Im his wife in his house xD

Miss Murder:
Lol xD
You hold him to hostage to marry you, didn't you?

Super Dinosaur:
pshpsh...
Alex: Help me...
Me: WHAT DID I SAY?
Alex: That you'll rape me if I said anything.
Me: No the other one.
Alex: That you'll rape me if I said anything?
Me: THATS THE ONE.
Alex: I just said...
Me: NOT ANOTHER WORD D:<
lolol its our honeymoon now xD

Miss Murder:
Lolz xDDD
But hr is going out with someone in reality, seriously.

Super Dinosaur:
Really who is it? o;

MissMurder:
I think her name is Tiffany.....I wanna kill her evil

Super Dinosaur:
-tosses you a spear-
I got the chain saw. c:

MissMurder:
Oh yes!
Kill that b***h!

Super Dinosaur:

I ALWAYS HATED THE NAME D:<
Tiffany: AHEM.
Maria: b***h D< ITS YOUR FAULT THAT HANNAH MONTANA EXSISTS!
Tiffany: WTF?
Maria: THATS RIGHT ITS A BEST OF BOTH WORLDS HUH?
Tiffany: I AM... IAMM...
Maria: HANNAH MONTANNAS MOTHER?
Tiffany: NO. I AM DARTH--
Juana: VADER?!
Maria: NO DARTH DORA D;
Tiffany: WRONG I AM DARTH DORA JR.
Maria: WHOS THE MOM? O.O
Tiffany: Isnt it obvious?
Juana: dora the explora?
Maria: THE DRAMALLAMA
Juana: WTF? are you a mad lady? ITS YOUR FAULT THAT WE GOT WE HAD TO CHANGE OUR NAMES TO JUANA AND MARIA!
Maria: Well it was a guess..
Tiffany: CORRECT
Juana: WHAT--- Eh im not surprised. It has happened.
Maria: Yea thats right WHOS THE MASTER NOW? -trips-
Tiffany: God she embarrses me.
Juana: WHAT? -stabs- who asked you?
Maria: I WANTED TO DO THE STABBING D:!
Juana: But -stabs her again- TOO LATE -stabs her twice- THATS FOR 1999!
Maria: ...What with 1999?
Juana: Oo0o0o0o you dont want to know.
Tiffany: -screams-

MissMurder:
Tiffany: You idiots....you left Chuck Norris with Alex Evans....-dead-
Maria: Holy s**t!?!?! Not Again!
Juana: Remember what he did to Zac Efron? Just imagine what he might do to Alex!
Maria: Hey, the argument you stabbing Tiffany first is not over yet!
Juana: Well, who always wins the arguments?!?!
Maria: Um, me?
Juana: That true.....whatever, the Chuck thing!!!!
Maria: Oh yeah!
-rushes-
-Chuck raping Alex-
Maria: Chuck! I wanted to lose his virginity first!
Juana: Hey, I wanted to rape Alex first!
Maria: Are we really doing this again?!?!
Juana: Err....no..
-Maria rushes to Alex-
Maria: Baby, what do you feel?
Alex: Eh....burning rubber

Super dinosaur:

Maria: ONO.
Juana: WHAT DID CHUCK NORRIS ******** HIM SOO BAD THAT HE CANT FEEL HIMSELF?
Maria: NO MUCH WORSE.
Juana: WHAT?
Maria: Lightning mcqueen was here.
Juana: The car?
Maria: YES.
Juana: WTF? I TOLD HIM I DONT TIP BITCHES
Maria: AND I TOLD HIM THAT RED DOESNT LOOK GOOD ON HIM, BUT HE NEVER LISTENS.
Juana: -cough- No one listens to you.
Maria: You should go to a doctor! your coughing alot.
Juana: That was a sneeze.
Maria: Well thats not what I typed.
Juana: -punches you-
Maria: Hah that tickled.
Juana: WTF? I DIDNT TICKLE YOU.
Chuck Norris: Uhhh im taking alex...
Maria: DONT U LEAVE YOU FATASS.
Chuck Norris: -looks at barney- You told me I didnt look fat.
Barney: I said you didnt look PHAT. Not FAT. bby u are fat.
Alex: ... My virginity is gone. And my clothes are still on.
Chuck Norris: eh i need jenny craig -walks away- Oh and alex better get that d**k checked.
Alex: What?
Chuck Norris: Its a stick.
Maria: OMG EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.
Juana: T______T WELL A STICK STILL WORKS IN SEX. I DONT NEED KIDS!
Maria: And I dont need candy. -grabs barney and makes out with him-
Juana: oo-o

Miss Murder:

Barney: Oh bby! This is better than Elmo!
Juana: Elmo?
Barney: Um, never mind, it not like I'm having an affair with him.
Elmo: ELMO IS HERE! IT OVER BARNEY!
Barney: But-but she did it!
Elmo: Oh bby, your so purple..
-Elmo grabs Barney and rapes with him-
Juana: Awkward......
Maria: Awkward? Weren't you talking about you wanting to rape Alex Evans?
Juana: You too!!!
Alex: Um, I think I should leave......
Maria: Your not leave! -rushes-
Juana: Don't forget Chuck!
Chuck:-frozen with no clothes on-
Juana: Com'n Chuck!
-drops soap-
Juana: -picks up soap-
Chuck: Oh bby! -rapes-
Juana: Holy s**t! Maria!!!
Maria: What? CHUCK!!!!!!!

Super Dinosaur:

Maria: CHUCK STOP.
Chuck: Why?
Maria: Your missing something.
Chuck: Condom?
Maria: No. a LLAMA CONDOM. WHICH MEANS
Chuck: LLAMA TIME -stops raping juana- -starts dancing the chicken dance-
Maria: WHOOOHOOO! -eats a fruit rollup-
Juana: Your relationship with him is very creepy, yet amusing. WAIT MARIA DONT EAT THE FRUIT ROLL--
Karate guys: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! -starts magically floating towards maria-
Maria: AHHHH -continues eating it-
Juana: COME ON -grabs hand-
Maria: AHHHHHHHHH D;
Juana: -drags maria- o_o
Maria: what is it?
Juana's Grandma: We meet again.
Maria: Isn't that the lady that we threw oatmeal at?
Juana: LADY? THATS MY GRANDMA!
Maria: Yeah yah lady mamasita grandma its all the same s**t
-grandma turns into a transformer gorrila-
Juana: uh oh.. Maria...
Maria: Yeah?
Juana: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Maria: I CANT IM PRETTY BUSY BEING CHASED BY A KARATE MEN!
Karate guys: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chuck norris: ILL TAKE CARE OF THEM -rides an ostrich-
Maria: BUT CHUCK!
Chuck Norris: We will meet again. NOW RUN!
Maria: BYE -cries-
Juana: GOD DAMN IT MARIA DROP THE FRUIT ROLL UP!
Maria: X___x

Miss Murder:

Maria:-talk to the fruit roll up- Call me!!!
Juana: Candy don't talk!
Fruit Roll: How would you know?
Skittles: You got that right! -high fives-
Juana: Aren't you both suppose to be in Blades's truck?
Skittles: Eh, he kicked us out and replaced us to flavored condoms >.>
Maria: Oh!!! I want one of those! I need one for later for and Alex
Juana: What makes you so sure that he will rape you?
Maria: Well, the Magic conch told me :3
Juana: What magic conch?
Maria: The Magic conch -weird tongue thing-
Juana: Um, okay? I think you need to go see a doctor....
Maria: I think I'm forgetting someone.....
Chuck: Ahhh!!!!!!!!
Maria: Chuck!!!!!
-Magical Cat appears and starts singing-
Cat: Of shes a jolly good fellow, oh she a jolly good feelow
Juana: Wtf?
Chuck: Arg! Cat is back!
Cat: Haha! We meet again!
Chuck: -throws transformer- & -jumps and scratches the cat-
Cat: Uncle, uncle!
Cat: I'll be back!
-cat magical disappears-
Maria: Who was that?
Chuck: My father....
Juana: O/////o
Maria: -starts eating oatmeal.

Super dinosaur:

Juana: fuucked up world huh maria?
Maria: -bathing in the oatmeal-
Juana: I should've known.
Chuck Norris: NO TIME TO BATHE IN OATMEAL! WE NEED TO FIND MY FATHER!!! AND FIND LIGHTNING MCGREEN!
Juana: MCQUEEN!
Maria& Chuck : Same s**t. Fo'sho.
Juana: -___-
Chuck Norris: TO THE IDOIT MOBILE!!
Maria: WE HAVE ONE OF THOSE?!
Juana: wtf? Small world
Chuck Norris: GET IN KIDS! I GOT OATMEAL.
Maria: Im in!
Juana: WAit a minute. How do we know your the real chuck norris, and not a imposter..
Chuck Norris: Because... THE PLATYPUS HAS WANTED MORTALS IN HIS AUTOMOBILE!
Juana: I KNEW IT.
Maria: What? Is the oatmeal rotten?!
Juana: ITS NOT YOUR OATMEALZ.
Maria: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -runs around screaming till hit by a truck-
Juana: o_o its waffles.
Maria: OMG OMGOMG!
Truck Driver: THATS JUST CREAPY.
Maria: You know whats creepier, tipping bitches.
Truck driver: DONT GET ME STARTED!
Juana: Ahem Maria!!
Maria: What?!
Juana: WE are like forgetting about the imposter
Maria: oh yeah.. WHAT DID YOU DO ON THE NIGHT OF YESTERDAY!?
Chuck Norris: Fapping.
Juana: after that?
Chuck Norris: Fapping.
Juana: YOU KNOW WHAT?
Maria: -eating waffles- What?
Juana: -takes off chuck norris mask-
Maria: OMG ITS ITS
Juana: BILL CLINTON!
Bill Clinton: You sick bastards.
Maria: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Juana: Theres nothing scary about that.
Maria: The waffles have cherries I dont like cherries.
Juana: UH ! I HAVE TO WOORK WITH THIS CHICK.
Maria: -throws waffles at clinton-
Juana: thats not very nice.
Maria: O___O
Bill Clinton: SELFDESTRUCT IN 5
4
3
2
1
...
Juana: -gets on an ostrich with maria- UNDELA UNDELA!
Maria: @ __@

Miss Murder:

Maria: -shock-
Juana: Hey, aren't we forgetting someone again.....
Chuck: YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME HELLO KITTY!
Juana: Wtf? Hello Kitty?
Hello Kitty: Whatcha looking at?
Juana: Um, nothing -cough- b***h -cough-
Hello Kitty: What did you just said? I'm going to summon my cute cookies!!!
Juana: Cute cookies?
Maria: -eats waffles- um, what? -still eating-
Hello Kitty: cute cookies! Assemble!
Juana: O_o
Juana and Maria: -being attacked by cute cookies-
Juana: Maria! Are these cookies are edible?!?!
Maria: -eating cute cookies- Um, what?
Juana: Start eating the cute cookies!
Cute cookies: Don't eat me! I got a wife and 3 kids!


Super Dinosaur:


Maria: Well you should've thought about that when you were attacking me D<
Cute Cookies: DD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Juana: o__o The poor cookie... his wife and kids will never see him again!
Maria: -eats his wife and kids- Nah their reunited in my stomach.
Juana: YOU HAVE NO HEART.
Maria: mmm? -eats my heart-
Juana: I should've known.
Chuck Norris: LET ME GO HELLO KITTY! D:
Hello Kitty: TELL ME WHERE HE IS
Maria: WHOS "HE"? -dips a cookie in a waffle then eats it-
Hello Kitty: WHY WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORTALS?
Juana: She's not mortal.
Hello Kitty: What do you mean?
Juana: I dont know what s**t she is.Look at her.
Maria: -tongue moves- MAGICCONCH DAKDJFALHDGKEAFKNSFHLFASL!!2432!!
Hello Kitty: SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HER ABC'S THATS CRAZY!
Juana: I have to talk to her everyday. You want her as a slave?
Maria: HEY D<
Juana: For that, now shes free. -pushes maria forward- TAKE HER
Maria: WTF?
Hello Kitty: DEAR GOD IM NOT THAT DESPERATE -flies away taking his cute cookie remains-
Maria: Hello kitty is a boy?
Juana: No its a girl.
Maria: Thats not what I wrote.
Juana : -punches maria- GOD
Maria: OW.
Chhuck Norris: GET ON THE OSTRICH WE HAVE TO STOP LIGHTNING MCGREEN!
Juana: MCQUEEN!
Maria: MAGICMAN!
-Juana punches maria-
Maria: OW!
Juana: DONT ENCOURAGE HIM!
Maria:IM NOT ENCOURAGING HIM!
Chuck Norris: MAGIC CONCH!
Maria: AJKDFJAshfdakhedfkjdsf!!
Chuck Norris: ajfajdfjkdsfkaj!!
Juana: ....-slaps maria-
Maria: OW, TOO MCQUEEN!
Chuck Norris: RIDE MAH OSTRICH RIDE!
Ostrich: God...
Meanwhile:
Skittles: so you got the money?
Starburst: I got the money.
Shadow: give it to me now...

DUNDUNDUN~


TO BE CONTINUED!!