Wanted: Bunkmate that has high tolerance for the smell of brimstone, pyromaniac tendencies, Blink 182 and Ataris music, the most annoying shade of neon green nail polish ever created, videogame obsessions, and slight creepiness.

I perfer the bottom bunk because I will inevitibly roll off my bunk in my sleep. I rarely sleep though but it's unpleasent to fall from the top bunk.

My nintendo DS is my heart. I'd die without it.

I love setting s**t on fire and happen to carry a lighter. Stay out of arm's reach when I'm PMSing. It's for your own safety.

I will admit, I'm possibly a freak of nature. I love gore and blood, know strange things about bodily functions and other generally disturbing things that nobody needs to know.

My life's motto is "When in doubt, use more explosives."

Why in Goddess's name is any of this relavent? I don't know but I hope somebody gets a laugh out of it.