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 Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:01 pm
Welcome to >(｡◕‿‿◕｡)> Funny Joke Competition !!! Post your funny joke to WIN 1000 shiny gold pieces!! PLEASE READ THESE RULES BEFORE POSTING1. Keep them relatively clean please [PG-13ish]
2. Try to keep them short. Most of us Gaia users have short attentio...
3. 1 x Entry per member per page. 1 Winner and 1 Loser per page!
4. Jokes will be judged by >(｡◕‿‿◕｡)> staff
5. Winners (ie: People who crack us up) will be immortalized in the hall of Fame and forever loved X3
6. Losers (ie: People who Fail) will be immortalized for their crappy attempts to impress us and slapped in the head with a wet tuna!
7. If you are a chosen winner, pm Loli Cat Girl for your prize
8. Have fun X3
We will be holding other contests and events for golds and other prizes, so keep posting and supporting your Guild :3
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:02 pm
WINNERS WHO GOT CUDDLES FROM LONGCAT XxStolen From My EyesxX  katyoo  x ii-S p y_C h u x  unknownprincess
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:03 pm
LOSERS WHO GOT TUNA SLAPPED BY LONGCAT Lady Blop  the beautiful soccer05  Alandria_Til_Versa  The Yello Mello
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:08 pm
What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:52 am
how do u count cows with ?
with a cowcalator
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:14 pm
Why does AJx12 take a gun when he's going to a baseball game?
Just in case he needs to steal a base
x3
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:49 pm
Sorry, my joke may not be PG-13, but it's funny
*You have to say this out loud while reading it*
"What's heavier, an elephant or a dickfore?"
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The joke itself is you ask the person who asked the question "What's a "dickfore"?" XD
My friend got me with that one! I kept asking her "WHAT'S A "DICKFORE" ? LIKE TEN OR PLUS TIMES UNTIL I FINALLY REALIZED WHAT I WAS SAYING XD, We cracked up Lolol
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:01 pm
Ok i heard this from my friend and i kind of laugh so why not share it with everybody huh XD lol hope u like it
Doctor, doctor my son swallow a roll of film what shoud i do
Nothing but wait until he develops
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:09 pm
xxmythical_magicalxx Ok i heard this from my friend and i kind of laugh so why not share it with everybody huh XD lol hope u like it Doctor, doctor my son swallow a roll of film what shoud i do Nothing but wait until he develops Haha, that one made me chuckle xD
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:19 am
There was a blonde, a brunnette and a red head and they got in trouble with the cops.
They ran into a farm and jumped into a barn to disguise themselves.
The cops ran into the barn with the red head. She says "meow"
The cop leaves.
They go into the barn with the brunnette, she says "moo"
He walks away.
Then the go into the last barn with the blonde, and she says "potato"
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:36 am
"I think you should go home" >(O_o)>
"Go HOME NO YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND" >(-_-)>
"WHAT WAS THAT"
" I HAVE A LOVLY BUNCH OF COCONUTS"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU" *WALKS AWAY*
"DONT BLAM ME BLAME YOURSELF" "COME BACK" >( crying )>
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:52 am
((Please don't enter mine into the competition. This was just for kicks and giggles.))
A man was pulled over for drunk driving by a lady cop.
She comes over to the window, and he rolls it down, saying, "Ma'am, please don't write me a ticket. I'm not drunk."
The cop says, "Sir, I'm not writing you a ticket, I'm arresting you. You should know that anything you say will be held against you."
The man looks at the lady cop innocently and says, "Boobies?"
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:53 pm
What's the definition of a born loser?
A stowaway on a kamikaze plane.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:11 pm
WHY DID THE TELEPHONE TALK TO THE HAMBURGER ON THE RADIO INSTEAD OF THE TISSUE??? 8D
Idk, why? o.O
BECAUSE HIS HAND WAS AN ACCORDION!!!! 8D
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DON'T YOU GET IT!?!?! 8D
(( Note: This must be said with a straight face. ))
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