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 Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:52 am
I have made a Thread of Me! *Applaud* I shall make you laugh. I shall make you cry. I shall make you vote for a piece of pie in the next official Presidential Election. So please listen as I sit and you sit and we talk politics. *Offers cookies*
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:55 am
The first topic I'd like to bring up is Celebrities. Why did Britney Spears have to go and get pregnant? She know she was suppose to save herself for me......The same goes for Paris Hilton and Jennifer Lopez.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:56 am
The next topic I'd like to bring up is me. I am currently writing a book. It will be a 7,568 page Auto-Biography entitled...A Waste of Paper.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:01 am
The next topic I'd like to bring up is Godzilla.. I was watching a movie that made Godzilla look as pathetic as anyone can be at all! Godzilla just came out of the ocean and was crushing Tokyo when a little girl came along. "Stop it you big meanie!" The little girl then kicked GodZilla in his big toe. "RAAAARR!!" GoZilla went down and he was crying! He was friggin crying his eyes out! Rumor has it he was so embarrassed he went home and baked cookies.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:08 am
Lets see... The next topic I'd like to bring up is Drunk People. Everyone is funny when they are drunk. I am no exception. One exception is Ron White from the Blue Collar Trio. He is always drinking Scotch..And he calls himself a Redneck. Rednecks do not drink wine and scotch! They drink BEER!! Beer is the equivalent to pizza and girls!...Well..Not girls..You can't drill a hole into it and screw it. Well you can but it would hurt.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:24 am
The next topic I'd like to discuss is Fat People. Im fat. I weigh 340 pounds exactly. My nickname at school is Big Joe. But I have an extremly high self esteem. And I have two very pretty girls who want to be my girlfriend at school and possibly more than that. Fat people are awesome. Secretly I am a superheroe by the name of FatBoyMan. My sidekick is the Inch-Taller Leprechaun. He use to be the Leprechaun but after growing and inch taller he became the Inch-Taller Leprechaun. My arch nemesisesesss are the Gym Coach, the Dieter, and the Bad Itch.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:42 am
Ahem...The next topic I'd like to talk about is Spasmic Arms.. /Have you ever met someone with a spasmic arm?..Then you dont want to. Two reasons. First reason: You cannot keep up a straight conversation with them. "Well I was on my way to the ballpa--*SPAZZZZZZZZ*. And when I sat down I found *SPAZZZAZAZZZZZZ*." Second reason: They can kick your @$$. Do not make them mad. They can kick your @$$ and not get in trouble. "Hey I heard you were talkin about my momma." *SSSPPAPAPPPAAAAAZZZZONYOURFACESPSSPAAAZZAZZPAZZZ*
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:13 pm
Feel free to give me reviews.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:51 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:54 pm
Yes good people! Stare at me!! Which brings me to the next topid I'd like to talk about...Staring. What is it with you evil people and staring! I know im cute and at the same time hideous beyond all reason! I amy be cute and fat on the outside but you dont need to stare at my evil hideous insides! Ragggh!!
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:21 pm
My replies to your topics:
1) Very true, the last thing we really need on this planet is a bunch of retarded Brittany spawn running around. confused However, I don't think you'd really want Paris after everybody and their lesbian grandma was there. stare But JLo is a good goal. 3nodding
2) I'll make sure to buy your book, but do you mind if I take a marker and change the title to A Waste of Money? xd
3) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Godzilla is a WIMP! rofl
4) Rod Stewart is a crappy love song singer. I think you mean Ron White. stare I'm a huge fan of the Blue Collar boys. mrgreen But, yeah, he should have beer to be a true redneck. 3nodding Oh, and not all drunk folks are funny. My dad is an alcoholic and when he got drunk he would come home and beat his kids and pick fights with his wife's brother...
5) I think I am the exact opposite of you on that one, because I am 17 and have never weighed over 110 lbs in my life(no I'm not anorexic or bolemic, because that's stupid).
6) Just cut off their arms before they can whoop your @$$.
7) *catches self staring at Kamen's innards* ... *shudder*
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