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 Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:29 am
It is your choice if you believe me or not.
I was at the library searching for any classic for me to read. A middle schooler came up to me and asked me the question. 'Do you like Twilight?" I know my eye twitched at this question. "No" was my only reply to the obsessed fan. I could tell she was obsessed by the 'Team Edward' bag she carried, and the 'Twilight' t-shirt she wore. The girl frowned and asked me another question. "Why do you hate it?" I heard this question as I continued my search for a classic to read. 'Wait a minute' I thought. 'I never said that I hated it, I just answered her question. My response was "Why do you care?" She got mad and walked off. I was on my way to the restroom, and when I went to open the door, I couldn't open it. The door opened a little bit, and I saw the girl. She said "You can't come in here, cause you hate Edward." she then grabbed my hand and tried to pull it past the door. I had the feeling, that she wanted to break my wrist, so I resisted. She came close, before I broke away from her grip. She tried to slam the door on my wrist, but I reacted faster than her, but not fast enough. I currently have a broken finger. I will never go back to the local library again. I didn't even know this kid, but I could tell she was in middle school. I typed all of this with my left hand. I reported to Library Security Cop, and gave a description of the kid. The cop didn't find her, and I think he doesn't believe me. I think the girl will get away with it.
This is why I hate fans.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:36 am
All that... over a ********' piece of s**t book? I hope that b***h gets ********' beat senseless.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:27 pm
As do I. Although I have a feeling karma will get back at her in life.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:30 pm
Kamikaze Kitten I was in Borders, in the Young Adult section. There was a whole shelf dedicated to Twilight. I wrinkled my nose in disgust, and this girl comes up to me in her Twi-suit(She was fully decked out in Twilight paraphernalia) and asked me in a snappy voice, "What's your problem?" I told her, "Mediocrity is not a thing to be celebrated." Then, the b*tch socked me! Right in my face! I staggered back(you don't expect someone to go warrior princess on your a** in a book store), but then I hit her in the face, and she fell like a stone. The Twi-hard, totally aghast(I broke her nose), calls and texts her friends. Now, it was about 30 minutes since she first hit me, and my nose had caked blood under it. Her boyfriend comes in, with two of his friends. Now, I'll tell you up front- I'm no coward, and I'm no damsel in distress. I'm a 5'9, 210 pound kid with a lot of muscle mass. But these guys had about 3 inches on me, at least, and at least 40 pounds. The tallest guy(He looked about 6'3) taps my shoulder, and says, "You talking smack about my girl's book?" Lying would of made it worse(This guy looked like he had no intention to leave). I replied, "Yep." This guy starts hitting me. I punched him in the stomach, and he fell. Then the little f*cker takes my foot and twists it to the point that it was nearly facing the wrong direction. I kicked him in the face, then his two friends started hitting me. After a 2 hour smack down, they succeeded in breaking my left foot in 9 places, displaced the joint in my right knee, fracturing my nose, and my stomach looked pretty bruised. I also still have an ugly shiner for a right eye. They didn't leave unscathed, either. I messed up the tallest one's arm and face, the shortest of them's balls receded, I kicked him at the right angle. The medium height one has a broken jaw and lost 4 teeth. The Borders clerk's like 'What the f*ck?', and he comes over there. He sees them, and pulls them off of me. He calls the cops, and the Twi-tards run away. So, that is why I had a three-day absence. Damn Twi-tards.
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:35 pm
Uhm.
What the Hell?
She must be a little snob then.
Next time you see her ANYWHERE,
Beat the living fck out of her.
Because seriously.
She didn't let you into the bathroom because you said you didn't like Twilight.
Fck fans.
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:54 pm
iiKinkehSaurr Uhm. What the Hell? She must be a little snob then. Next time you see her ANYWHERE, Beat the living fck out of her. Because seriously. She didn't let you into the bathroom because you said you didn't like Twilight. Fck fans.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:49 pm
Let's see...
When the stupid book came out everyone was like "MY GOD EDWARD IS SOOOOO COOL!!!" So since everyone said that I was like "...hmm doesn't hurt to read it biggrin " since I was a book nerd biggrin (BTW IF THERE IS ANY AWESOME BOOKS OUT TELL ME!!!) So yeah I went to the book store and bought it...When I was finished I was like "w...t...f" That's when I started getting out a lighter and burning the book >w< So then the next day my friends(twilight fan apparently) met up with me to our table and started talking about edward. So I said "Uhh...Edward = Fugly Arrogant Man(F.U.N. NEGATIVE)" Then they all started bitching on me D: Especially my use-to-be friend dakota .-. She kicked me and called me a b***h >w< Well at least one of my friends (Tiffany) didn't fall hard on twilight biggrin So she saved me ^^ Anyways...After that dakota was all like "Hey guys let's beat up Amy" So I got ganged up in the band room during break time D: Well I'm no weakling since I have 3 brothers so I beated them up. Dakota was pretty hard since she was chubby on the sides >.>" So I got a few bruises and scratches D: But then my other none twilight fans saw and was all like "MY GOD!!!" And helped :3 4 against 1 isn't good v.v So we snuck in the nurse office and got me bandage up :3 Didn't wanna get questioned .-. I hid myself during the rest of the 3 hrs of skool with a jacket and my hair.
(Btw...I went home and told my brothers and they were pissed >:3 so they gave the EX friends a beat down)
Twilight = Totally Weird Icky Little Gay Helpless Turds
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:50 am
i know seriously the only vamp book thts out i even like is vladimer tod vamps don sparkle they burn damnit
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:03 am
Drew_prince of darkness i know seriously the only vamp book thts out i even like is vladimer tod vamps don sparkle they burn damnit i love vladimir tod 8D Heather Brewers is a freakin genius 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:51 am
oh god!!! gonk fangirls scare the living daylight out of me. they really creeping me out. in my school, most of the girls are totally oppssed with twilight, every where i go girls started to talk about twilght and started to say how hot edward is. *urg* totally stupid and waste of time. anyway twihard are crazy, one day i talked to my friend about how bad the twilight movie was and how the guy that play edward is ugly, five girls that walk past me shoot me the look and say something under her breath. that just scare the s*** out of me. crying
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:26 pm
Drew_prince of darkness i know seriously the only vamp book thts out i even like is vladimer tod vamps don sparkle they burn damnit
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:56 am
krusnix oh god!!! gonk fangirls scare the living daylight out of me. they really creeping me out. in my school, most of the girls are totally oppssed with twilight, every where i go girls started to talk about twilght and started to say how hot edward is. *urg* totally stupid and waste of time. anyway twihard are crazy, one day i talked to my friend about how bad the twilight movie was and how the guy that play edward is ugly, five girls that walk past me shoot me the look and say something under her breath. that just scare the s*** out of me. crying me to there f**king every where <.< >.> i got beat up by twilight fans because i was wearing a shirt that said vampires dont sparkle
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:04 pm
God. Twilight wil forever make me hate reading. The only reason those horny little school girls like Twilight, is because it is TEEN ROMANCE. For gods sake, the reason they like it is because there is a guy who they think is hot.
-_-
I ******** hate twitards.
God damn their eternal souls to the firey abyss of the deepest darkest volcanic trench in hell.
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:42 am
iMurderous BTW IF THERE IS ANY AWESOME BOOKS OUT TELL ME!!! You like books? Have you read any by Pratchett and Gaiman? Do you like Dracula? How about 'the Picture of Dorian Gray'? Abarat by Clive Barker.
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