(Super Dinosaur = Maria and Murder=Juana)
"Super Dinosaur"
Hi there <3
Miss Murder:
Hi Frances! xD
Super Dinosaur:
lol haiii(:
Robert pattison beat me up D: I was like in the middle of shanking him then suddenly BOOM! I was on the ground screaming with jello all over me D:
Miss Murder:
xD
Well, that guy from "Blade" is going to take care of it. xD
Super Dinosaur:
dude i lold xDDD GO GET HIM BLADE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT CANDY.
ILL GIVE YOU HIS TRUCK OF SOUR PATCH KIDS IN RETURN.
;D tyyy. ;D
Bring the bagels to me, so I can teach em a lesson of NOT TO RUN TO UGLY MOVIE STARS D:<
Miss Murder:
Blade wants that sour patch truck that has smuggled druggs? Don't tell him! xD
Super Dinosaur:
-covers your mouth- HE HAS EARS AS LONG AS DUMBOS.
HAHA! NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT SOUR PATCH TRUCK OVER THERE.
HAHA..Ha..ha.....
-blade stabs robert pattison-
Heres your candy!
-gives the truck and gets the bagels-
RUN JEN RUN LIKE THE WIND.
ARM YOURSELF WITH OATMEAL D:
Miss Murder:
Oh no!!
I dropped all of the oatmeal! Now, whats my granny's is going to eat!!! No!!
Super Dinosaur:
OMG YOUR GRANNY TURND INTO a TRANSFORMER. RUN D:
-throws oatmeal-
SHES BLINDED WITH QUAKER OATMEAL.
Nows our chance! -takes leftt over oatmeal and startseating.. mmm-
Super Dinosaur:
GET INTO THE TRUCK!
OHSHIT BLADES IN IT D: -gives you a costume of a sour patch kid-
TO SERVE JUSTICE!
-falls off the truck-
ow.
;=;
-climbs back on-
Miss Murder:
Okay, we need to change our names! Mine will be Juana and yours will be Maria.
-Hola Blade!
-Um, hi?
Juana: Maria........does dis country still has the swine flu? Oh no!!!!
Run Run *catches boat*
We're going to cuba now!
Super Dinosaur:
Maria: OSHIT IT DOES! PREGNAUT WOMEN HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF DIEING! I HAVE TRIPLETS D;
-gets on the boat and gives a bum my babis-
Maria: I was going to eat them anyways... WHY THE ******** WAS BLADE GOING TO MEXICO?
Juana: I really dont know o.o
-Meanwhile At mexico
Blade: EHH MARCARINA!
Twix rabbit: THIS NEVER GETS OLD
Barney: obby.
DUNDUNDUNNNNNN.
Miss Murder:
Oh no!! I'm a single mother!!!
Now, where is my child support money?
-Twix Rabbit: Um......I'm broke
Maria: oatmeal is my specialty(milk and chunky sand)
Fidel castro: You Ref!!! You go to jail, now!!
All: Ay dios miyo!!(oh my god!)
-jail-
Twix Rabbit; Carrot?
Juana: Sure! -eat carrot- & -spit-
Juana: This is not carrot!!
Twix Rabbit: um.......
Super Dinosaur:
-continues eating my oatmeal-
Twix Rabbit: it was my...PEENOR.
Maria: *GASP* im not really surprised Eh like the saying goes. "silly rabbit dicks are for chicks"
Maria: Twix Rabbit, HOW THE ******** DID YOU GET HERE.
Twix Rabbit: I was snapping childrens necks. and got sued by dora.
Maria: then why is he here? -points at chuck norris-
Twix Rabbit: I really dont know.
Chuck Norris: NOTHING COULD HOLD ME DOWN -breaks the bars-
Juana: WERE SAVEDDD!!!
Maria: EVERYONE RUN QUIKLY.... -everyone runs I stop and take some doughnts-
BWAHAHAHAHA ;D
Miss Murder:
Debbie girl: Heres your doughnuts
Debbie girl: hey, aren't you the....COPS!!
Juana: Hly s**t, they got us
-cop gets Zac Eforan-
Zac: You'll never make me stop raping little kids!!! Never! Even if my pants are tighter!
Maria: -relieved-
-get dougnuts and leave-
Maria: Blade, did you forget to get Chuck!! He probably right now flirting with some girls!
-rushes back-
Juana: Chuck!!!
-Chuck making out with 3 girls, and Zac
-GASP-
Super Dinosaur:
Maria: CHUCK GET YOUR LIPS OFF OF THAT LINT LICKER /slaps Zac Effron
Maria: Take CHUCK AND HIS HOS TO THE BOAT. I HAVE SOME BUISNESS I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF.
Zac: OH ITS ON COOTY QUEEN.!
Maria: BRING IT -thumb war-
Zac: 1234 I declare a thumb war..
Maria: 5678 I used this hand to masturbate
Zac: EW I WANT TO GO TO JAIL NOW D:
Cops: THERE SHE IS!
Maria: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPERS -takes zac's pants- THESE ARE TO SKINNY FOR YOU D:< -runs-
Juana: Did you beat him ?
Maria: YUP!
OMGOMG!
ITS HILARY CLINTON SHES ON THE BOAT WITH BOOTS!!
D: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WORLD IS COMING TO A END
Juana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
David Hasslehuff: -punches her off-
Maria: YOU SAVED US !
David Hasslehuff: only for my fellow humans
Chuck: hayyy davy wink
-they jump off to have sex-
Maria: I went blind for 5 seconds.
Juana: I went blind for 1hour.
Maria: Tochiche
Boots: D:<
Maria: ITS NOT OVER YET!
Juana: WE DONT GOT DAVID, AND CHUCK IS DOING IT, BLADE IS SWIMMING WITH THE DOLPHINS
-back to blade
Blade: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Dolphin: EHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHHEHE
Juana: And ...
Maria: -eats him- I always hated that show, but yet they taste delicious
Juana: You should really get that stomach checked.
Maria: Yeah..
Juana: ..
Maria: Want some oatmeal?
Miss Murder:
Thats not oatmeal!!!!
*spit out all oatmeal*
Its....its...chunky sand with milk
Ew! At least I took my minerals!
Super Dinosaur:
-continues eating it-
I really cant tell. o3o
Juana I think were getting close to cuba O:
Maria: WTF? THATS CANDY ISLAND AND LOOK THERES FLAPJACK
-jumps on shore and eats him-
Lesson learned. Never name your child after food. xDD -jumps back on the boat-
Miss Murder:
Blade: Ay, i wanted his atuograph!!
Maria & Juana: but he is so good
Blade: Now, bubby is going to kill us now!!!
knuckles: -snoze- -wake- "um, what?;
-rushes to cuba-
Maria: Hey, isn't that spongebob right there?
-theme songs plays-
All: They're on to us!! Hurry!
Super dinosaur:
Maria: WAITWAITWIATWAIT!! -takes patrick-
Juana: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO KEEP THAT!! HES FILTHY
Maria: Dont talk to my mother that way D:
Juana: You came from a starfish?
Maria: Longg story.
Blade: Wheres your father?
Maria: hes watching us from above.
Blade and Juana: Im so sorry..
Maria: Hes in a hot air balloon
WAVE AT HIM
HI DADDY!!!!!!
biggrin
Miss Murder:
Maria daddy: You forgot to get your lunch, hun!
Maria: Throw it to me dad!
-catch-
Juana: Wait....would did he......oh, nevermind
Maria: thanks dad!
Daddy: i left something special for you!
-open lunch bag-
-finds one million dollar-
Maria: Dad, how in the world you got this money?!?!
Daddy: I was carpooling Haitians and Cubans to America!
Juana: So, what are your going to do with the money?
-a evil elf steals money-
Elf:Oh, pantaloons! hehe!
-elf runs away-
Maria: Get that b*****d!!!
Super Dinosaur:
Maria: GET THE HARPOON JUANA!
Juana: CATCH! -throws-
Maria: -slips out of her hands into the ocean-
Maria: THAT GREEDY LITTLE b*****d! PUT THE ROPE ON ME. IM GOING IN.
Juana: NO YOU CANT!
Maria: I have to. God knows what that little midget can do with 1million dollars. HE COULD MAKE US ALL MIDGETS FOR ALL WE KNOW!
Juana: Got me there.
Maria: TIME TO KICK LUCKY CHARMS a**!
-dives in-
-grabs elf and stabs it repeadtly-
Maria: -dives up- -breathes_ HOMG IT WAS IT WAS--------
Juana: ILL PULL YOUU IN!!
-pulls maria in-
Maria -huffs- IT WAS HARRY POTTER
Juana: WHAT I THOUGHT HE WAS DATING DUMBLEDOREEE!!
Maria: I GUESS NOT D:
Juana: Im scared.
Maria: Im scared too. But we got the money!
-waves the money- -it disintegrates-
Maria: .... ihatemylife
Juana: I hate harry potter.
Chuck Norris : I hate strippers that ask for to much. I mean I have 10 dicks GIVEMEABREAK CHICAS AND I HATE YOU DAVID THINKING I WAS FREE!
-meanwhile blade
Blade: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Dolphin: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Blade: eheheheheheh
-Dolphins gets suspicious-
Dolphins: Are you sure he know the krusty karb secret ingredient?
Other Dolphin: didn't you saw that bottle?
Dophins: Wasn't it a beer bottle?
Miss Murder:
Maria: we are getting closer to the Bermuda triangle!!!
Juana: Oh noe, and the planet cosmos are lining up!!
Maria: Oh no!!
-ocean starts to swirl-
Meanwhile.....
-bland and the male dolphin and having a fin fight over a female dolphin-
Blade: eheheheheh! (my girl!! )
Male dolphin: EHEHE(she said she wanted me first)
Blade: EHEHEHEH(it on, rotten fish)
Male: EHEHEHE(hell nah, your getting it!!)
-blade and dolphins fight-
Female dolphin: Uh, men com'n bugs bunny, we're out
Bugs bunny: okay,sweety
Super Dinosaur:
-back to maria and Juana-
Juana: -almost drowning- tell,......*gasp*.......Twix......that....he...owes me.......$5
Maria: Juana, this is not titanic!!! But i see Amelia Earhart! She was never lost!!
Amelia: Thats right, -picks up Juana and Maria-
Juana: Wait, i thought you were lost?
Amelia: Nope, i was with my huck all of this time, Tarzan
Maria and juana: O.o
Maria: So where's tarzan now?
Amelia: He's in the lake around here.
Maria: Fishing?
Amelia: No silly, he is a fish
Juana: ALL I KNOW IS A LIE! -cries-
Maria: Thats a ******** up world right there.
Amelia: Well im on my way COME ON EMILY!
-rides emily dickinson's back-
Juana: I want to ride somebodyy... -looks at Maria-
Maria: HELLZNAH.!
Juana: FINE, gimme some oatmeal!
Maria: NO! ITS ALL MINE!! -runs to the other side of the ship-
Blade: Sigh.
Miss Murder:
Maria: Whats wrong? Werent you with the dolphins?
Blade: bugs bunny took my girl and then he ate her.
Juana: Thats so depressing.
Maria: He was a transvestite wasnt he?
Blade: Yeah-- he was a chick/chico
Juana: I still find that awkward just like dr.seuss/
Super Dinosaur:
Chuck Norris: ALOHA!! -makes out dora the explorer-
Maria: DROP THAT UGLY a** FISH NOW CHUCK!!!
Chuck: FINE! -drops-
Amelia: OBBY WHOS THIS
Chuck: Im chuck norris ;] my tears are the cure to cancer, too bad I dont cry.
Maria: SRSLY!? CRY MAN CRY!
-tarzan pops up-
-punches chuck norris-
Chuck norris: BRING IT -jumps in the water-
Maria: -eats oatmeal-
Blade: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE ( I want pancakes)
Juana: T_____________________T
Amelia: YAYYAYA!!! ;D FIGHT FOR ME. OMG LOOK THERES A DANCING PALM TREE!
Twix Rabbit: here's your 5$ not like you need it..
Juana: -takes- NOW FOOTRUB
Twix: WTF? I DIDNT WANT THIS! YOU TOLD ME YOULL GIVE ME YOUGURT
Juana: I lied. RUB MAH FEET FOO.
Twix: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Maria: mmmm oatmeal
Miss Murder:
-chuck gets back on the boat-
Maria: Okay, were off to las vegas!!!
Juana: Well, at least Chuck will be entertained >.>
-Chuck heard-
Juana: Shhh....Chuck maybe nuts if he hear
Chuck: Hear what?
Maria: That were going to las vegas
-juana nods down-
-Chuck frozen and fell-
Maria: Is he died?
Juana; let poke him with a stick
-poke-
chuck: Who Hoo!!!! Oh yah, bby. Off to vegas!!!!
-harry revives-
Harry: I shall go with you!!!
Super Dinosaur:
Maria: -punches harry potter- MY a**.
Juana: BUT I NEEEDED TAT.
Maria: Trust me there wasnt anything in that thing.
Juana: T__T
Chuck Norris: OMG OMG MY IDOL!
Maria: That Palm tree?
Chuck Norris:... ITS A PINE TREE FYI.
Juana: Its such a difference.
Maria: Is that your wife?
Chuck Norris: NO!
Juana: Psh its his idol didnt you hear?
Maria: Your husband?
Juana: I TOLD YOU---
Chuck Norris: YUP!
Juana: -falls on the ground and twitches-
Maria: Whats his name~ ;D
Chuck Norris: Alfred.
Maria: do you have children?
Juana: HOW CAN YOU MAKE KIDS WITH--
Chuck Norris: we have triplets!
Juana: WTF? COME ON LETS GO TO THE CASINOS -drags maria-
Maria: WE WERE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER
Juana: O__O
Maria: what? -turns head-
UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-Meanwhile:
Blade: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEH (I WILL STALK YOU AND KILL YOU BUGS BUNNY! AND YOUR LITTLE DORA TOO!)
Dolphin: EHEHEHEHEHHEHE ( Hes crazy, i dont think he has it.)
Dolphin: EHEHEHEHHE (IM SCARED LETS GO!)
to be continued.
D:
