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 Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:38 pm
ATTN-Members of NCS!!!!
As you all know, one of our loudest members is running in the upcoming election, Gracchvs. Having observed his mannerisms and discussions, I have discovered that he has a secret agenda. Why he is trying to hide it, well, I don't know, but he hasn't mentioned it in his platform. Through all my investigations and research (Ten minutes of trying to find my lighter in my room), I have found the secret agenda that he has if elected: He intends to let a lot more members into the guild.
The truth about their identity might come as a surprise to some, but not all.
KITTENS!
Once Gracchvs is elected, I would suspect within 5-10 minutes, the first few dozen kittens would come in. Eventually, they'd overrun all the leftists and this would become a haven for kittens. I know, I am an expert.
There are two solutions to this impending invasion:
1. Don't elect Gracchvs. Educate the masses on his real intentions. Kittens should be sleeping and looking cute, not members of this guild!
2. Train ourselves in training these kittens to be members of the far left. Kittens + little berets = cute, amirite?
This post brought to you by the League for No Reason
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:41 pm
Kittenz? HA can the kittenz stand against interior alligators?  I think not....or can it?
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:45 pm
:3
Aaaawwwwww. Hammer and sickle kittehs. heart heart
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:51 pm
Comrade Kotka :3 Aaaawwwwww. Hammer and sickle kittehs. heart heart That's what Gracchvs wants you to do! They look cute, but will they know their stuff? At least with the interior alligators, we know what will happen. VOTE ROB! He's our only chance against the imminent Kitty Invasion!
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:55 pm
Who are you again? Also this is your best you can do?
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:02 pm
Steven Hawkings Who are you again? Also this is your best you can do? I am. Pretty much, yes. I decided that being an Astrophysicist was too boring and decided to mount a campaign against Gracchvs. That answer your question?
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:45 pm
s**t, I've been found out! ninja
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:04 pm
KITTENS!!! 4laugh heart
...I mean... ninja
Kittens?! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?!
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Miza_Radioaktiv Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:14 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:48 pm
KITTEHZ!!!!!!! O MAI!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:57 pm
Comrade Rob Kittenz? HA can the kittenz stand against interior alligators? I think not....or can it? This. I request Interior Alligator be posted in this thread.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:38 am
Geisterstadt That's what Gracchvs wants you to do! They look cute, but will they know their stuff? At least with the interior alligators, we know what will happen. VOTE ROB! He's our only chance against the imminent Kitty Invasion! I support the new kitty members... with my cat umbrella, ears and cat-themed name. :3
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:33 am
And finally: That s**t is set in stone. Live with it.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:08 am
Louis-Auguste Robespierre 1. Fake. 2. Fake. 3. Not a real alligator. Looks like a dinosaur too. 4. Still fake Photochopped. Nuf said. Quote: And finally: That s**t is set in stone. I got nothing other than a white flag for that one. Live with it.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:15 am
ATTN: Concerned Members of the NCS.
After a long, exhaustive study of Gracch's movements and routine (yeah, this is what he does all day) I have discovered his stash of weapons that he will use when the revolution comes. I give you further proof of his desire to have cute join this guild.
I give you a picture of his gun.
I'll let you decide what this means, but I figured I'd share with you all.
-zimbardo/geist
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