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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:20 pm
Location: Sound Beach, Southtown, Planet Hamster. Date: July 17, 2036 Weather: Sunny Temperature: 36 degrees centigrade or 95 ferinheit
Characters taken:
Android 17 Empress Dee
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:29 pm
Android 17 was driving to the mansion in a 17 year old silver Nissan Hovercraft, just enjoying the day when he spotted a peculiar looking place. The structure itself was enough to gain the interests of even someone as cold and as ruthless as he.
Turning down the less busy street, he then pulled up into the driveway. When he was nearing one of the pathways to the place, a Japanese man jumped in front of him. He immediately slammed on the brakes!
Getting out of the vehicle, he slammed the driver's door shut! Pointing his laser shooting finger at the Valet, he shouted, "What in all of the HFIL were you thinking jumping in front of my car like that?! Next time you try that, I will run you over and gain 20 points on my android game score!"
Fuming, he headed inside in hopes the mansion has air conditioning at the very least. Walking inside, he saw that there was an open closet with a few pairs of shoes in it. Taking off his footwear, he used his laser finger to burn a small mark on the right footed shoe so that others would know that they were his shoes.
He was soon greeted by a woman who had a breast rack that would rival his sister 18's boob set. She, the woman with the bigger boob set, had a faint smile on her face, which made the male android wonder if this woman was a lesbian or not.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:33 pm
Dee saw the android known as 17 and began to wonder what he was doing in Southtown. Dismissing the idea that he was here to destroy something, Dee then said, "Welcome to the Bogard Summer Mansion, 17. I take it you are here for a tour. Am I right?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:41 pm
Thinking that the woman was acting a little bit too friendly, 17 backed up a little bit. He said to her, "First of all, before I answer your question, what is with that Japanese punk that jumped in front of my car?! Secondly, how is it that you know my name? I had never met you in my life! Is it like your business to know everything about everyone on this planet? And third, no, I am not here for the tour. I am here to destroy the place. It is an eyesore compared to all of the other buildings in the area. It makes you look like you are some sort of show off."
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:46 pm
Stunned by such a comment, Dee covered her gaping mouth. She was speechless for once. She should, by rights, kick 17 out of the mansion, but if she did that then it would not be good for business.
Instead, and finding something to say, she had lowered her head and uttered, "I-I-I am sorry Android 17. I didn't realize that you were so sensitive to being a famous android."
Dee felt like she was going to become emotional, but then thought better of it and said a bit bolder, "Did you really come here to destroy this place? It took my husband Terry 10 years to build the first part and then it took a construction crew an additional 3 years to craft the rest of it."
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