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 Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:26 am
Anyone?
Here's why I hate Twilight:
It's overrated.
They ruined the whole effect of vampirism.
Vampires don't sparkle.
Bella's a whore for wanting Vampire sex all the damn time.
Jasper scares the shiz outta me when he stares blankly.
Alice is somewhat okay, but she's creepy.
Emmet Uses Steroids.
Rosalie has an anger problem.
Jacob is a wanna-be Justin Timberlake.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:32 am
Seriously what the ********? All the hype for a ********' shiny vampire?
C'mon Underworld, Interview with a Vampire, Nosferatu, and many others.
Are REAL ********' vampires movies!
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:37 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:55 am
I Hate Twilight for so many reasons
Vampires -
Burn to dust in the sun, Not Sparkle
Rarely turn down someone who wants to be a vampire
Rarely turn down hunts/ blood
Are Elegant
Are Romantic and are more into old style clothes/ Semi-Gothic like clothes
Twilight-
Is not a Vampire Movie, no matter who says it is
Is the worst Movie EVER CREATED!!!
I Find it to be Pathetic, Seeing the Sparkling and No Excitement at all ...... only Vampires I found that actually did a good job was the Three hunter Vampires ..
I Find it also pathetic that Edward went to high school .... how many times?
It is also Disturbing seeing every time Bella Speaks ... All I see is her big F-ing teeth!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:24 pm
Mea Seth Minazen I Hate Twilight for so many reasons Vampires - Burn to dust in the sun, Not Sparkle Rarely turn down someone who wants to be a vampire Rarely turn down hunts/ blood Are Elegant Are Romantic and are more into old style clothes/ Semi-Gothic like clothes Twilight- Is not a Vampire Movie, no matter who says it is Is the worst Movie EVER CREATED!!! I Find it to be Pathetic, Seeing the Sparkling and No Excitement at all ...... only Vampires I found that actually did a good job was the Three hunter Vampires .. I Find it also pathetic that Edward went to high school .... how many times? It is also Disturbing seeing every time Bella Speaks ... All I see is her big F-ing teeth!! here here! :0
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:53 pm
iiKinkehSaurr Anyone?
Here's why I hate Twilight:
It's overrated.
They ruined the whole effect of vampirism.
Vampires don't sparkle.
Bella's a whore for wanting Vampire sex all the damn time.
Jasper scares the shiz outta me when he stares blankly.
Alice is somewhat okay, but she's creepy.
Emmet Uses Steroids.
Rosalie has an anger problem.
Jacob is a wanna-be Justin Timberlake.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
YES!
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:12 pm
iiKinkehSaurr Anyone?
Here's why I hate Twilight:
It's overrated.
They ruined the whole effect of vampirism.
Vampires don't sparkle.
Bella's a whore for wanting Vampire sex all the damn time.
Jasper scares the shiz outta me when he stares blankly.
Alice is somewhat okay, but she's creepy.
Emmet Uses Steroids.
Rosalie has an anger problem.
Jacob is a wanna-be Justin Timberlake. *claps slowly* you said it all
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:50 pm
iiKinkehSaurr Anyone?
Here's why I hate Twilight:
It's overrated.
They ruined the whole effect of vampirism.
Vampires don't sparkle.
Bella's a whore for wanting Vampire sex all the damn time.
Jasper scares the shiz outta me when he stares blankly.
Alice is somewhat okay, but she's creepy.
Emmet Uses Steroids.
Rosalie has an anger problem.
Jacob is a wanna-be Justin Timberlake.
there is nothing else to say about it and what the hell is up with the freakin sparkling???
vampires dont sparkle they kick butt. twilight freakin makes me extremely pissed at how stupid it is
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:07 pm
I love you all. redface
Perfectly said.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:27 pm
Here's what I'm convinced:
- One can never say enough when listing the reasons to hate Twilight.
- Bella's a Mary-Sue.
- Edward's a Gary-Stu.
- Purple prose (a.k.a. "thesaurus abuse")
- Bella's a badly hidden self-insert -- doesn't she vaguely remind you of... Oh, I don't know... Stephenie Meyer?
- There are no vampires in Twilight, only blood-sucking fairies.
- No plot
- No character development
- Why does Bella keep popping up in this list?
- Bella's a whiny, disrespectful brat.
- She rejects everyone sane that likes her for a century-old "vampire".
- Bella and Edwards relationship is merely a physical attraction. I mean, where would "Edbella" -- not my name for them -- be if Eddie actually looked his age?
- *shivers* The fangurls.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:51 am
Princess Pirateer Here's what I'm convinced: - One can never say enough when listing the reasons to hate Twilight. - Bella's a Mary-Sue. - Edward's a Gary-Stu. - Purple prose (a.k.a. "thesaurus abuse") - Bella's a badly hidden self-insert -- doesn't she vaguely remind you of... Oh, I don't know... Stephenie Meyer? - There are no vampires in Twilight, only blood-sucking fairies. - No plot - No character development - Why does Bella keep popping up in this list? - Bella's a whiny, disrespectful brat. - She rejects everyone sane that likes her for a century-old "vampire". - Bella and Edwards relationship is merely a physical attraction. I mean, where would "Edbella" -- not my name for them -- be if Eddie actually looked his age? - *shivers* The fangurls.
There is no point to the story and poor fairies are getting bad name cause of this moie XD
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:37 pm
I have way too many reasons for hating the Twilight series. So I will list the main stuff that ticks me off.
~The Fangirls (Most of the fans at my school, loved the series and I was the first person who disliked it with a passion, thus branded with the name 'The Anti-Twilight.' I also currently have a broken finger because of a Twihard fangirl. I will tell what happened later.).
~Sparkly Vampires Faeries
~There is no plot.
~There are no good villains.
~Bella is a Mary Sue (an insert of Meyer, a brat, a whore, and rejects humanity for Eddikins.).
~Edward is abusive and NOT a gentlemen (Take that Edward fans!).
~The book series disgraces true vampire books!
~Suicide is NOT GOOD!
~No character development.
~It's not a love story, its a lust novel.
~Jacob isn't a real werewolf (in my opinion).
~Anti-feminism (The series is suppose to inspire women to be self-relient).
~And more.........
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:42 pm
GothSpirit I have way too many reasons for hating the Twilight series. So I will list the main stuff that ticks me off. ~The Fangirls (Most of the fans at my school, loved the series and I was the first person who disliked it with a passion, thus branded with the name 'The Anti-Twilight.' I also currently have a broken finger because of a Twihard fangirl. I will tell what happened later.).
~Sparkly Vampires Faeries
~There is no plot.
~There are no good villains.
~Bella is a Mary Sue (an insert of Meyer, a brat, a whore, and rejects humanity for Eddikins.).
~Edward is abusive and NOT a gentlemen (Take that Edward fans!).
~The book series disgraces true vampire books!
~Suicide is NOT GOOD!
~No character development.
~It's not a love story, its a lust novel.
~Jacob isn't a real werewolf (in my opinion).
~Anti-feminism (The series is suppose to inspire women to be self-relient).
~And more......... @ o @ What did the TwiHard do to my minion? :'c
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:49 pm
DSandL Seriously what the ********? All the hype for a ********' shiny vampire? C'mon Underworld, Interview with a Vampire, Nosferatu, and many others. Are REAL ********' vampires movies! I can only image it is the recent hike in short attention spands example *ohh, look shiny vampire never seen that before must stare at and obssess over until something better comes along* shiny does sell lol xd
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