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Okay, considering I'm going to rule this guild with an iron fist, I might as well start here with a little game I stole from the LFG Forums! ^^

King of the hill is a simple game. One person claims "the hill" and the next person post a clever way of how they steal it. Oh and you have to declare the hill as yours. Seriously. It just makes it a bit more funny.

Example:



With that, I'll start.

*sits down on the hill* My. Hill. :3

(Perfect! xP)

*sneaks up and places a frag grenade in your pocket, then pushes you down the hill* My hill. *pulls out a lawn chair*

*Hides in a bomb shelter after calling in the airforce "I want nothing left but the hill"*
My hill!
*Sits on hill*

*trains a California Condor to swoop in, pick you up, and carry you away*
My hill.
*sits*

|Walks up next to you|
.....FALCON...PAWNCH!!
|You go flying into the distance|
YES!
|Sits|
MINE!

>.>
|Pokes you in the chest, causing you to spontaniously combust|
|sits| Mine!

*Uses a sedate dart on you, then kicks you off the hill*
My hill!
*sits*

Flings self from a catapult and dropkicks you in the head.
My hill!
-Sits-