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 Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:19 pm
again... this is something ye may want to read out loud this time with a lousy southern accent....
Ladle Rat Rotten Hut
by Howard Chase
Howard Chase is a former professor of romance languages at Miami
University in Ohio. This story is a selection from his book,
'Anguish Languish'. He wrote it in the 1940's and it has been
published at various times in various places.
Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner
ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disc ladle gull
orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, end fur disc
raisin pimple caulder ladle rat rotten hut. Wan moaning rat rotten
hut's murder colder inset: 'Ladle rat rotten hut, heresy ladle basking
winsome burden barter an shirker cockles. Tick disc ladle basking
tudor cordage offer groin murder hoe lifts honor udder site offer
florist. Shaker lake, dun stopper laundry wrote, end yonder nor
sorghum stenches dun stopper torque wet strainers.' 'Hoe-cake, murder,'
resplendent ladle rat rotten hut, end tickle ladle basking an sturred
oft. Honor wrote tudor cordage offer groin murder, ladle rat rotten
hut mitten anomalous woof. 'Wail, wail, wail,' set disc wicket woof,
'evanescent ladle rat rotten hut! Wares or putty ladle gull goring
wizard ladle basking?' 'Armor goring tumor groin murder's,' reprisal
ladle gull. 'Grammars seeking bet. Armor ticking arson burden barter
end shirker cockles.' 'O hoe! Heifer blessing woke,' setter wicket
woof, butter taught tomb shelf, 'Oil tickle shirt court tudor cordage
offer groin murder. Oil ketchup wetter letter, an den - O bore!' Soda
wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinney retched a cordage offer
groin murder, picket inner window an dore debtor port oil worming worse
lion inner bet. Inner flesh disc abdominal woof lipped honor betting
adder rope. Zany pool dawn a groin murder's nut cup an gnat gun, any
curdle dope inner bet. Inner ladle wile ladle rat rotten hut a raft
attar cordage an ranker dough ball. 'Comb ink, sweat hard,' setter
wicket woof, disgracing is verse. Ladle rat rotten hut entity bet rum
end stud buyer groin murder's bet. 'Oh grammar,' crater ladle gull,
'Wart bag icer gut! A nervous sausage bag ice!' 'Butter lucky chew
whiff, doling,' whiskered disc ratchet woof, wetter wicket small. 'Oh
grammar, water bag noise! A nervous sore suture anomalous prognosis!'
'Buttered small your whiff,' inserter woof, ants mouse worse wadding.
'Oh grammar, water bag mousey gut! A nervous sore suture bag mouse!'
Daze worry on forger nut gull's lest warts. Oil offer sodden throne
offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disc curl an bloat thursday woof
ceased pore ladle rat rotten hut an garbled erupt.
Mural: Yonder not sorghum stenches shud ladle gulls stopper torque wet
strainers.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:24 pm
wow soo much typing in one post burning_eyes
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Blazing Link Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:33 pm
ye think this one's bad, try the other one.... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:53 pm
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Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 8:28 pm
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:46 am
don't tell me... ye tried to read the whole dang thing, didn't ye? xd
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