Why, hello there, you're new here aren't you? Oh, you're not a costumer? Well, that's alright too. I take it the reason you're here then is because you saw the add on the window? Alright, let's introduce ourselves, shall we? My name is Miranda, I'm the owner of "Intoxication". Yes, I know it's a gay club and only men are allowed; I created it. Now, what's your name? __________
Hm... it's a good name, but for this work it just won't do... Let's get you a stage name, shall we? We wouldn't want people after your pretty little a**, right?
Stalkers are far from pleasing afterall... Well, anyway, your stage name. You look like you already figured something out. Care to share? __________
Well, it you want that to be your stagename, that's okay I guess? Your party. Anyway; let's go through some things fi- wait, wait, wait. What's your age? I wouldn't want lawyers after my a** because you're a minor. You are over 18, right? Yes? Good. What's your age anyway? I might need that information later... __________
Yes, that's good, perfect. Well, back to the job. I have certain spots left open. Pick whichever seems appealing to you; dancer, waiter, bouncer, bartender, or would you rather quit now and stay a costumer? Ah, you look a little lost as to what you should pick. That's okay; I'll help out a bit, let's see...
Dancer? Why, you shed your clothes on stage of course! What else? You should maintain a nice relationship with costumers, though. Maybe they'll come especially for you? You'll be wearing a different outfit every night, though everyone will wear just about the same. It's to keep the connection, you know. Accessories are allowed, though.
Waiter? You tend to the costumers, plain and simple. Try to get the bartenders to notice you; you don't want to have to wait for everyone to get their drinks before you can see to the orders, right? As a waiter you will wear a pale blue dressshirt with the logo of the club on your left chest and at the back of your tight black pants. Where? Why, on your a** of course!
Bouncer? You kick out the troublemakers. Try to remember their faces and make sure you know the dancers. You want to know who to protect afterall, right? You'll wear a black dressshirt with the logo of the club on your left chest and 'security' on the back. You'll have a a walkie-talkie, a truncheon and some pepper spray.
Bartender? You just chat it up a bit with the waiters; they're the ones you interact with the most, and the costumers at the bar of course. The dress shirt is a dark blue with the logo on your left chest and sleeves you can roll up to your elbows to prevent them getting dirty and tight black lowriding pants.
And if you want to quit now? Well... you can either never show your face around again or become a costumer. Trust me; you'll like my boys.
So, does that help you out a bit? Have you figured out what to do yet? __________
Yeah, you seem the type. Well, Intoxication is open 1-5, and that's when you're supposed to be here. Don't worry about payment; it's good. Now come, let me introduce you to everyone...