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 Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:18 am
Hello, everyone.
Let's play a game. Now, this game's called Corrupt a Wish. Do you want to know why?
Cause you corrupt wishes. Haha.
Like this: I wish for a pet unicorn.
Then another person will be like, "Wish granted, but your unicorn tripped on an imaginary elf and broke it's leg. I wish for..."
Do you get it? :]
I'll start!
I wish for chocolate ice cream right now.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:02 pm
Your wish is granted, but the chocolate is only a state of mind. Therefore there is no chocolate ice cream.
I wish for a bowl of cereal.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:01 pm
Wish granted, but instead of milk in your cereal there's cough syrup. I wish for a million bucks.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:34 pm
Wish granted. However, I made the money myself. So when you think you're rish, you're really just playing with painted over monopoly money.
I wish for time to fly by a little faster.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:27 am
Wish granted, but you stumble upon a time machine that only brings you back in time. It brings you back 20 years.
I wish that the guy I fancy would like me back.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:51 pm
Wish granted, but he becomes overly controlling.
I wish for better glasses.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:07 pm
Wish granted, they are so good they allow you to see deeply into actual matter and into the depths of a persons very soul. This, after a short time, drive you insane.
I wish my desk was clean.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:24 pm
Wish granted, but then you trip on your way to your desk, and fall on it, making it collapse.
I wish for a baby now.
KIDDING.
I wish for a new book.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:54 am
Granted, however this book takes you into the deepest depths of your mind. Then eventually you realize the book never ends, ever. Then you get bored and never open it again.
I wish I would remember to take home that box from work.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:18 pm
*shudders* That's horrible.
Wish granted, but then you realized you took home the wrong box.
I wish for a new pair of shoes.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:12 am
Granted, but they're extremly expenisve and people will attack you trying to steal them
I wish for unlimited wishes
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:49 am
Granted, but you become corrupt with your unlimited wishes forcing the laws of nature to take back your wishes and anything you wish for to be reversed.
I wish my girl was around right now.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:37 pm
Granted, but she falls down the stairs, causing irreversible damage and has to become a vegetable.
I wish for um, ahh, bubbles!
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:41 pm
Wish granted, but the bubbles are there because you're underwater and you drown.
I wish for a pop-tart.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:44 pm
Granted, but the pop-tart has been secretly poisoned and you die.
I wish for this game to never end.
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