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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:14 pm


Now, I do hope I'm not the only one who watches this show, but really, it's awesome for quotes from. Jillian, Brian's girlfriend voiced by Drew Barrymore is my favorite reoccurring character:

"Well, I just think, for starters, the government has things they can't tell us, and truthishly, we should just accept that."

When someone I know is a conservative asks me what I think about Obama, this is what I answer with-to avoid getting into a heated discussion. I can be very political.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:37 pm


I love family guy.
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
lol. poor meg.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:56 pm


don't worry your not the only one who watches the show. me and my bestie have TONS of family guy quotes. right now we are using Stewie's way of saying "cool whip"all the time. Once we got into a fight with this waitress at Marie calendars because we were mispronoucing it lol. And i didn't know Drew Barrymore was the voice of Jullian!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:53 pm


This episode was just on recently:

Stewie: “Women, Brian. What a royal pain in the a**. It’s like-it’s like- why can’t you hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with a women, but with your buddy, you know? Why don’t guys just do that?”

Brian: “They do. It’s called being gay.”

Stewie: “Oh, that’s what gay is? Oh yeah, I could totally get into that."

lol i love stewie

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:37 pm


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This episode was just on recently:

Stewie: “Women, Brian. What a royal pain in the a**. It’s like-it’s like- why can’t you hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with a women, but with your buddy, you know? Why don’t guys just do that?”

Brian: “They do. It’s called being gay.”

Stewie: “Oh, that’s what gay is? Oh yeah, I could totally get into that."

lol i love stewie

Oh, i watched that one, the one when they were in the kitchen, right! lol
PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:39 pm


Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my b***h.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:51 pm


Some just make me laugh.
Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy (Spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy (Spanish): Que?
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Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God.
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Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

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I watch alot of family guy with my brother.
Peter (In Asiatown): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan! (Asian guy walks away)
Peter (to next Asian guy): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan! (Asian guy again walks away)
Peter (to another Asian guy): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan!
Jackie Chan: Great to see I have a fan! Oh my God it's Ethan Hawk!
Peter: No I'm not.
Jackie Chan to Chris: Oh my God it's Ethan Hawk!
Chris: Nope.
Jackie Chan to Meg: Oh my God it's Malcom in Middle!
Meg: Im not a boy!
Jackie Chan: Yes you are.
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