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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:45 am
{I stole this from this guy. all he asked is that I give him credit for it...} Chamonde FlameBringer Another game I'm Borrowing from my guild Here's how the game goes: I will start by making a wish. Example: I wish I had another cookie. Then the next person to reply has to corrupt my wish, and then make a wish. Example: Granted, but that cookie ate you instead. I wish..... Then the next person...and so on. USE YOUR IMAGINATION FOR PETE'S SAKE when corrupting someone's wish. Seriously, the sky is the limit. It would be nice to see some originality in the wishes as well. I Will Start: I Wish I Had A Girl That Would accept me.
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:26 pm
Granted, she accepts you as her breakfast.
I wish I had the power to blow stuff up with my mind.
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:06 am
Granted. Things blow up every time you sneeze. And now everyone hates you because you keep blowing up their houses. You are also wanted by the F.B.I. for 500 counts of arson and 500 counts of possible terrorism.
I wish I could change the color of things with my mind.
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:00 pm
Granted, but you accidentally turn all of your money purple, rendering it worthless. You're also wanted for destruction of government property.
I wish for a cheeseburger.
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:54 pm
Granted. Unfortunately you failed to mention what kind of meat you wanted. This mystery meat is a dark yellowish-brown color. It smells like bleach. It also seems to be bubbling. On top of all this; that little brat behind the counter hocked a loogie on it.
I wish that it wasn't so damn hot in the summer.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:49 am
Granted, but the temperature is now 0 degree's Kelvin and the world is placed in a state of suspended animation.
I wish for a million uncorruptable wishes.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:02 pm
granted all your wishes are uncorruptable, but since you get what you want you significate others wishes are all corrupted and are cross cancel.
I wish for a good, inteligent, man that is good to me and my child.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:19 am
Granted, but you find out a couple years later that he's also being good to the three other wives and children he's got.
I wish for a pony.
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:58 pm
Granted. You get a beautiful miniature pony. Two days later it gets carried away by an unusually large hawk.
I wish this damn spider bite of mine would stop itching!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:08 am
Granted: the spider bite heals but you later find out that the spider tested positive for herpes...
i wish i could end all violence, poverty, and hunger.
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Distinct Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:16 pm
alucarddream2 Granted: the spider bite heals but you later find out that the spider tested positive for herpes... i wish i could end all violence, poverty, and hunger. Granted: but now your only job oppertunity is show tunes
I wish, I wish with my heart
that all toilets could teleport to where you I need them most
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:32 am
0Doidle0 I wish, I wish with my heart that all toilets could teleport to where you I need them most Granted. Hoewever, the plumbing doesn't teleport well and they all back up and spew filth on you. I wish I was a famouse artist.
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Distinct Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:54 pm
CalledTheRaven 0Doidle0 I wish, I wish with my heart that all toilets could teleport to where you I need them most Granted. Hoewever, the plumbing doesn't teleport well and they all back up and spew filth on you. I wish I was a famouse artist. granted: however your only medium that brings any success comes from the back end of a dog.
"ooooh, I'd give 10,000 for that one!"
I bestoweth upon the fates this wish
that I could add an effeminate loop to my T's that could turn heads
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:21 am
Granted. A very effeminate man sews himself to your t-shirt in some crazy yoga position. He won't stop calling all of your friends "fabulous" Your friends refuse to hang out with you until you get rid of him.
I wish I had the drive to finish college.
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Vengeful Elegance Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:13 am
Granted.You do have the drive to finish college,you also have the drive to Drive straight through the Dean's office in your neighbours yellow porsche,getting expelled
I wish for a massive chocolate cake
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