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 Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:33 pm
I'll start...
Q:What's wooly, lives down South and plays really cool music?
A:a dixie lamb band
Q:What do computers eat?
A: Chips - one byte at a time
Q:why do elephants tumpet?
A:they don't know how to play the violin
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:43 pm
Did you make those up, or did you get them from somewhere? I'm so bad at riddles! lol
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Stardust girrl Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:25 am
"Didst thou ever want to be a pirate?" Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench, chatting. A man in a large overcoat stepped before them and opened his coat, flashing them. Surprised by this, one of the ladies had a stroke, but the other one just couldn't quite reach. : D
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:14 pm
rofl
lol very amusing. smile
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Stardust girrl Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:15 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:51 am
Ziggy Played Guitar, Jamming good with Weird and Gilly,
 
pirate rofl pirate
That's a clever picture.
and the Spiders from Mars.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:11 pm
Say "Fish Sticks" over and over quickly and tell me what it sounds like.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:15 pm
Master Ryo Noguchi Say "Fish Sticks" over and over quickly and tell me what it sounds like. I'd rather stroke something else thanks (see joke on the old ladies wink )
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:48 pm
This is one I made up my self:
Jesus Christ Walked into a bar and ordered a pint from the bar keep. The bar keep looked at his patrons with a smug smirk before telling the messiah that they were out and handing him an empty bottle to fill. He seemed sure Jesus would simply fill it with water and return with ale. Jesus smiled warmly and took the empty container from the bar and made his way through the room. He made it to the other end of the bar and passed the water fountain, proceeding into the restroom. A minute or 2 went by and Christ returned to the bar with what looked to be the bottle filled to the brim with ale. He set it on the counter and knelt down to tie his sandal. As he did so the bar keep commandeered a swig of the ale. It took him a few second to recognized the taste before spitting out a mouth full of holy piss. Jesus looked up alarmed at the man's action and calmly stated. "Sorry my friend, I wasn't quite finished with that."
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:05 am
i want gold because i need to buy things to make my character look better than she looks. not my good look burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:09 pm
Courtesy of a history classmate:
What do you call a corn that's just gotten out of university?
Answer: A unicorn.
How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?
Answer: You poke him on.
You may all groan now. whee
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