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 Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:15 am
So, you know how Massie always thinks of good comebacks? Like, in one of the earlier books, "Claire, are you a BBQ?" And Claire replies "No." So Massie goes "Then why are you all up in my grill?" I thought it would be fun if we all though of comebacks and posted them in here. But, PLEASE, no repeats.
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:17 am
Massie: Claire, are you humptey dumptey?
Claire: No.
Massie: Then why are you trying to crack me up?
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:37 am
Massie: Derrington, are you a calendar?
Derrington: No, why?
Massie: Cuz your days are numbered.
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:35 pm
Her comebacks are cheesy, but often appropriate in the setting.
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:58 pm
XxForeverPrincessxX Massie: Derrington, are you a calendar? Derrington: No, why? Massie: Cuz your days are numbered. OMG! that is such a good 1.
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:01 pm
poodle33 XxForeverPrincessxX Massie: Derrington, are you a calendar? Derrington: No, why? Massie: Cuz your days are numbered. OMG! that is such a good 1.
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:19 pm
Massie: Alicia, are you Burger King?
Alicia: No. why?
Massie: then why do you always have to have it YOUR way?
**couldnt think of someone better than Alicia. Sorry if i spelled her name wrong xD im a TERRIBLE speller!**
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:51 pm
  I think this was the first one in the series: Massie-"Kuh-laire, did I invite you to my BBQ?" Claire-"Umm, no." Massie-"Then why are you all up in my grill?". This is another one where Massie says it to Dylan, Kristen, and I think Alicia. Massie-"Are you guys a bunch of bulls?" The 3 of them-"No." Massie-"Then why are you acting so horny?".
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:04 pm
Massie: Olivia, are you in a candy shop?
Olivia: No.
Massie: Then why are you being such an airhead?
I made that one up......
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:44 am
fuzzyblob2007 Massie: Alicia, are you Burger King? Alicia: No. why? Massie: then why do you always have to have it YOUR way? **couldnt think of someone better than Alicia. Sorry if i spelled her name wrong xD im a TERRIBLE speller!** OMG that one is really good i love it.
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:36 pm
this is one from the summer collection: Claire, where Massie comes in to Claire's room in Florida and sees that Claire's friends are wearing her clothes. Massie-"Claire, are you a locksmith?" Claire-"No.." Massie-"Then why are you hanging out with dorkys?" i don't know if this one was in the book. my friends and i made it up. it doesn't sound that good to me but oh well. Massie-"Have you been spending time with dogs?" Someone-"No..?" Massie-"Then why are you acting like a b***h?".
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:19 am
fuzzyblob2007 Massie: Alicia, are you Burger King? Alicia: No. why? Massie: then why do you always have to have it YOUR way? **couldnt think of someone better than Alicia. Sorry if i spelled her name wrong xD im a TERRIBLE speller!** I like that one
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:49 pm
Massie:"Do I look like i sell fertilizer?"
Alicia: "No,"
Massie: "Then why do you think I give a crap?"
I love that one! xd
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:14 am
shamuiepie Massie: Olivia, are you in a candy shop? Olivia: No. Massie: Then why are you being such an airhead? I made that one up...... I like it.
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:31 pm
This one was really early in the series
Massie: Claire are you a thermometer?
Claire: No...
Massie: Then why are you all up in my butt?
And this one is from Boys R Us
Massie: Um, Kuh-laire, am I a Jonas Brother?
Claire: No...
Massie: Then why are you waiting for me to lose it?
Those are 2 of my favs!!!
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