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German:

Ich hab ihr einen Kuss gestohlen
sie wollte sich ihn wiederholen
ich hab sie nicht mehr losgelassen
verschmolzen so zu einer Masse
so ist es mir nur allzurecht
ich bin ein schönes Zweigeschlecht
zwei Seelen unter meiner Brust
zwei Geschlechter eine Lust

Zwitter, Zwitter
Zwitter, Zwiter

Ich gehe anders durch den Tag
ich bin der schönste Mensch von allen
ich sehe wunderbare Dinge
die sind mir vorher gar nicht aufgefallen
ich kann mich jeden Tag beglücken
ich kann mir selber Rosen schicken
da ist kein zweiter und kein dritter
eins und eins das ist gleich

Zwitter
ich bin so verliebt
Zwitter
ich bin in mich verliebt

Eins für mich
eins für dich
gibt es nicht
für mich

Eins für mich
eins für dich
eins und eins
das bin ich

Ich bin alleine doch nicht allein
ich kann mit mir zusammen sein
ich küsse früh mein Spiegelbild
und schlafe abends mit mir ein
wenn die anderen Mädchen suchten
konnt ich mich schon selbst befruchten
so bin ich dann auch nicht verzagt
wenn einer zu mir "Fick dich" sagt

Zwitter
ich bin so verliebt
Zwitter
ich bin in mich verliebt

Eins für mich
eins für dich
gibt es nicht
für mich

Eins für mich
eins für dich
eins und eins
das bin ich


English:


I have stolen a kiss from her
she wanted to get it back
I have not let her go again
we melted into one piece
it is just too right for me
I am a beautiful bisexual
two souls under my chest
two genders, one lust

Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite

I go differently through the day
I am the most beautiful person of all
I see marvelous things
that were not apparent to me before
I can make myself happy everyday
I can send myself roses
there is no second and no third
one and one that is the same

Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite
I am so in love
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite
I am so in love with myself

One for me
one for you
is not how it is
for me

One for me
one for you
one and one
that's me

I am alone but not alone
I can be together with myself
Early I kiss my reflection
And at night I fall asleep with myself
When the others searched for girls
I could already fertilize myself
I am not even downhearted then
When one tells me "******** yourself"

Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite
I am so in love
Hermaphrodite, hermaphrodite
I am so in love with myself

One for me
one for you
is not how it is
for me

One for me
one for you
one and one
that's me

Did you read the song lyrics I put up? I can put up the youtube link too

The Lonely Island - Like a Boss

Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on de€brah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
s**t on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh, ******** me a can't ******** do it s**t
p***y out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dudes d**k (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own d**k (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a ******** his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the russian's (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop you balls off and die?
Hell yea.
I think that at one point there you said something about sucking your own d**k?
Nope
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Naw that aint me
Ok well this has been eye opening for me
I'm da boss
Yea I know I got that you said that 400 times
I'm da boss
Yeah, yeah I got it
I'm da boss
Ok great I heard you, bye
Like a boss

The Lonely Island - j**z In My Pants

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink, while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I

j**z in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I

j**z in my pants

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

(Jorma) I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash? or credit?"
And I

Jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

Jizzed in my pants

To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

Jizzed in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

j**z in my pants
The next day my alarm goes off and I
j**z in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
j**z in my pants
When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
Jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed... in... my pants
Jizzed... in... my pants
Ok seriously you guys can we... ok...

I j**z right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

Cuz I

j**z... in... my pants

(I j**z in my pants, I j**z in my pants, yes I j**z in my pants, yes I j**z in my pants)
Yes I j**z... in... my pants
(I j**z in my pants I j**z in my pants)