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Earwigs
  Eeeeeewwwww
  I luff them and have/want one for a pet
  I'm married to one (lol i'm thinking of you Zoe...)
  I am one (SHUT YOUR FACE MOFOS)
  I like plastic cats. (and your mum)
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cheeza666
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:09 pm


OMG whilst I was trying to find all my books to return last night, I lifted up a folder and what crawled out of it? A MOFOing earwig!!!! I nearly screamed, but remembered it was 1 in the morning and everyone else might not appreciate it. Haha I tried to take the folder out to the back door, but as I got to the kitchen it went near my hand so I threw the folder across the room (exploding in the process and spreading paperwork EVERYWHERE) and it scuttled away. God dammit I hate them things so much I HATE THEM WITH THEIR STUPID SNIPPY THINGS AND WIGGLY LEGS AND WEIRD BODY AND THEIR RAWR RAWR RAWR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahem. sorry about that. they're probably not as bad as they seem, but better safe than sorry after all..

*runs screaming from another earwig*

WHY DO THEY FOLLOW ME?????
PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:33 am


because you are the earwig queen

zoewoey
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cheeza666
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:44 am


NUUUUUUUUU I DON'T HAVE PINCERS COMING OUT OF MY a**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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