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 Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:25 pm
I was cleaning out the dungeon and was scared by a pygmy Rachel Ray earlier today... I'll remind y'all that I've got some seniority so laughing WILL be punished... Anyways, when I jumped in my justifiable fright, I hit my head on this strange bouncy block that seemed to contain notes of music... I want one of y'all to go down there and investigate this phenomenon...
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Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:20 pm
EGADS!
R--racheal ray pygmies?
this is bad...very bad indeed...
BNA troops! I command all senior officers and Jr. Captains to exterminate them IMMEDATELY.
I will deal with this block.
*goes to invistegate it*
interesting....and very familiar...WAIT! Aunt Anya had one just like this...she said it was from her homeland...I must go to Russia to see if I can find more. You there! *points at a BNA grunt* bring me my favorite deciples. I need them to help me make travel arrangements.
*an hour later, Zanep and Super Sundae Combo get me some plane tickets and we set off to russia and enter a shady looking store*
Hello, I'm looking for one of these and any information you may have on them.*hands the elderly saleswomen the box*
saleswoman: ah, yes, I have seen this many times...come to the back with me. *leads us to a secret room*
Jessica: what exactly is it?
Woman: it is a special music box which holds the memory of it's creator. if you say their name, you will see their memories.
Sundae: who do you think made it?
Jessica: I know who...DANNY DiVITO!
Zanep: DANNY : D
*a bright green light shines from the box and all three of us see visions of Dany Divito acting, then him burying a treasure in germany, then leaving this box and some pygmy racheal rays in the BNA dungeon*
Sundae: O_O wtf was that?
Zanep: hurray for danny divito!
Jessica: thanks for your help, ma'am. come on boys, we gotta get to germany!
*one plane trip and a few hours to find the treasure site later*
Jessica: here it be, boys. Dig, mateys!
Sundae: why are you talking like a pirate?
Zanep: shh! master wants us to get danny divito's treasure!
*the manly men dig as I sip some apple juice and read a magazine until they find a chest*
Zanep: we got it!
jessica: excellent! *runs over and opens it* It's...it's...
Sundae: it's full of underwear!
Zanep: WHOOHOO! we can clone danny divito with this underwear DNA!
And that was the best summer vacation ever.
THE END
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:59 am
You know... You might be right... BESTEST VACATION EVAR! Lol, though I get the feeling that it will be the last... We finished the Danny Clones, so y'all may not see me for a bit... eek
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:00 pm
hehe, yes good times.
You have fun with your dannies.
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