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Fluff_The_Cuppy-cake Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:15 am
((I found this and I think it's funny but if you absolutely love Twilight then I wouldn't read it.
Twilight- a mad spoof.
Bella was…. Eating cheese, when Edward broke in through the kitchen window.
“What?” Bella asked irritably. Edward had spoilt her cheese-feast.
“Are you OK??!” Edward asked, looking half-wild.
“Yes, well I was, until you broke through the window.” Bella pointed out.
Edward didn’t reply, he sat in a corner and wrapped his arms round his legs, and started rocking himself.
Then, Jasper jumped through the broken window.
Bella sighed, would she EVER get back to her cheese eating? Really- these vampires!
“Is he OK???” Jasper asked, poking Edward.
“I don’t know, really.” Bella replied, looking down at her insane fiancée. “He leapt through the window, and then acted all weird.”
While she and Jasper puzzled over why Edward’s odd behavior, Alice and Rosalie were wondering where Emmett was.
“He can’t be in the garage.” Rosalie said.
“He’s not in the woods, either.” Alice worried.
The two searched the house until they found Emmett hiding under Carlisle and Esme’s bed, looking terrified.
“What’s wrong?!” Rosalie gasped, seeing her husband in such a state worried her.
“Edward told me the- the- PIRANAH FISH WERE GOING TO EAT ME!!” Emmett howled.
Speaking of Edward, Bella and Jasper were still puzzling over him. But they had been joined by Jacob (Who had broken the living room window and, somehow, managed to break an unbreakable cup.) .
“I don’t feel so good Bells.” Jacob complained as he sat down at the kitchen table.
“Why?” Bella asked, leaving Jasper to poke Edward as she sat down next to Jacob.
“It’s my time of month.” Jacob explained, looking pained.
“What? The time of month where you turn into a werewolf or your period?” Bella was confused, Jacob could phase whenever he liked, and men couldn’t have periods.
“Both.” Jacob whispered.
“Ah! Poor You!” Bella sympathized. “It can only get better! I have to go out of forks when I have mine otherwise…”
As Bella prattled on about her period, Edward suddenly leapt up.
“Bella.” He said solemnly, gazing down at her. “I’m very sorry but….. I’ve realized….. I’m gay.”
When Edward finished the sentence, it was silent, but then, chaos erupted.
Jacob yelped, and grabbed Bella he yelled ; “He’s gay! He’s going to RAPE me!” And he started howling.
Jasper’s reaction was different.
“I’m your BROTHER” He screamed at a scared Edward. “How COULD you be attracted to me?!”
“I’m not attracted to either Jacob or you, Jas.” Edward explained. “I love Carlisle.”
Chaos once again erupted.
Bella wondered if she would ever finish her feast of cheese.
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:46 pm
xd xd xd xd xd rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl lol OMJ! that was so funny I was actually crying from laughing so much lol where did you find that?
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Fluff_The_Cuppy-cake Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:14 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:30 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:09 pm
lol this is funy it made me start crying blaugh xd XD biggrin rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:43 pm
lol! blaugh i could barley contain my laughter! (if i don't , my lil bro & sis would wake up & i would probably be on probation from the computer.) xd
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:23 pm
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