Every year i give 3 end of year gifts. heres my first one, to a close friend micheal savage, who we all just call savage.

He storms the battlefield like lions wildebeasts.
His patronism, nationalism, his courage, strength.
Invading poland with all his might.
Challenge him, and may he smite.
His power in the court of law.
Watch him, to be in awe.
He'll be jammin to the pearls and attracted to the girls.
He'll be wearin that sweater all goddamm long.
I bet you can't beat him at pong!
He might be hairy but he ain't on the praire.
He's a nice guy even he looks scary!
Savage is they guy who likes to feel the beat.
Goin to wendys can be a nice treat!
When the world comes to close.
All thats left, The Savage Beast.

Sorry if you dont get it its a lot of personnal jokes...