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 Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:20 pm
ok so you just post a funny way to get kicked out of wal-mart, trust me, it gets pretty funny!!!
I'll start with my favorite.
Walk into a dressing room, wait a minute, then say, "this bathroom has no toilet paper!!!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:02 pm
Abandoning a child in the store and hearing his cries of helpless while you slowly walk away. Not even looking back just completely walking out on him and his life. While he sits there in a pool of his own self-doubt and torment. And in an attempt to prevent this from happening again he constructs barriers to stop anyone from hurting him again. He becomes emotionally jaded which effects him negatively the rest of his life. And it's all because of you dad! Look at me, look at what I have become! Why couldn't you just stay! Do you have any idea how badly you messed me up. Look at me I'm a sad shell of a man who cries himself to sleep at night! Longing for the past that seems so distant now! Posting on forums in order to fill an emotional void in my life! A void you created! ..... I gotta go, I have some aspects of my life I have to re-think.
*walks out of forum*
*a few minutes later walks back in forum*
Oh ummm.... starting a fire. That will most definately get you kicked out of Wal*Mart. sweatdrop
*Walks out of forum again*
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:30 pm
Beat up a midget. =D
Srsly..
There's one that works at the closet Wal*Mart to me.
;>.>
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:26 pm
^ Get beat up by a midget. You would be laughed outta the store. xd
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:06 am
Collect babies in the trolley whee
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:51 am
Follow someone around and slowly replace their stuff with cheese.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:15 am
Make trails of groceries rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:45 am
And say it for me, say it to me and I'll leave this life behind me, Buy one of every item in the store (or attempt to). Say it if it's worth saving me.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:40 am
put porn in the dvd players aroufn teh sore. yet to do but a group project to say the least
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:08 am
LOL rofl
STINK terribly!! biggrin
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:32 am
Switch the CD's with the games and have your friend go and complain that all the CD's are gone and they didn't want video games.
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:46 am
LOL Nice!
Flirt with the cashier. Alot. biggrin
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:25 am
Thank ya. XDDD
Run to some guy working in the store, keep calling him "daddy" and cry when he says he doesn't know you asking why he's so mean to you
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:01 am
Open all the packaging boxes lol
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:52 pm
haha what a fun thread. Id say yell every forbidden word in the intercom!
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