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 Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:12 am
In the not so long distant future....in an alternate time....
Superhero story!
It was a peaceful day in Super city, The hustle and bustle of the city folk going about their businesses shopping, working and whatever else ordinary folk (And superheroes in their secret identities) do. In a quiet part of the city park, two scheming miscreants where discussing their plan.....
1st miscreant: let’s rob a bank
2nd miscreant: ok
The two miscreants set off in the shadows, searching for their cronies freinds
The shadowy duo makes their way to the underground...a nasty evil place where villains can plot and gather to make the ultimate scheme! The leader of all that is evil is none other than 'Lord Fear'
All the most despicable are gathered around a huge desk, at the head, the Evil one is seated, glowering over his report.
Lord Fear; So gentlemen, ladies, it seems that our plans had been foiled again by those meddlesome super heroes...and our profits have fallen by 20% in the last year....
1st miscreant; we have a fool proof plan to rob a bank!
Lord Fear; Really, Sir Cumfrens! *looks somewhat unimpressed and asks sarcastically* Please do tell!
1st miscreant: well, what we plan on doing is getting loads of ammo, charging in, and asking for all there money
Lord Fear: yes, of course...fool proof. Except for one fool
1st miscreant: who's that my lord?
Lord Fear: you sir cumfrens, you are the fool
Well what does everyone think of this master plan?
All of the villains around the table eagerly put up their hands to answer the question.
Lord Fear: Yes you at the back...what’s your name and say what you have to.
Villain #8: I'm the Crooked chin ....and I was about to say ...well it’s pretty predictable isn’t it sir?
Lord Fear: *shouts and glares at him menacingly* What?!
Crooked chin:...er I mean Your Evilness....eheheheh! *looks nervous*
Lord Fear glares at the Crooked chin: You are to address me as your Fearship not Evilness is that clear?
Crooked chin: Yes your Fearship *starts sweating*
Lord Fear: Right you useless lot, this is the ultimate plan...It involves terror, Violence and most of all...World domination!!!!
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:13 am
MEANWHILE IN SUPER CITY....
Super Mighty Moderator, The Mighty Anzy and Hyper Soveriegn were out on their daily lunch break discussing what to wear for the fancy dress party.
SuperMighty Moderator : I was thinking about wearing a toga...what do you reckon guys?
Hyper Soveriegn: Ugh!...Not after what happened last time...I remember you running out with nothing on scaring some old lady half to death!
The Mighty Anzy: Yeah and you got arrested for indecent exposure!
SuperMighty Moderator : But that was Elektrakoshs fault! She must have timetravelled back to sever some of the threads holding it together....
Hyper Soveriegn Nah!....You didn't tie it right.
Suddenly a bank alarm was heard; the heroes looked down to see the Trio of doom stagger out of a smoke filled bank with huge bags of money slung over their shoulders...
The Flame: Hah! That was too easy!
Spammer: You stupid fool nearly blew us to kingdom come!!! Why do you have to involve explosives?
Runt: It doesn’t matter we're rich...Bwaaahahahahah!
The thieves’ flag down a car, pull the occupant out and bundled in. The car then sped off and veered to the left...
*Hyper Soveriegn surveys the scene*
Hyper Soveriegn; Aha! They went this way!
SuperMighty Moderator; Yeah and it is probably the work of none other than...Dr Testicles!
Hyper Soveriegn: Don't you mean Dr Tentacles?
SuperMighty Moderator ;....Oh yeah! *blushes* this way guys!
The heroes run off and get into the superhero car
Elektrakosh was minding her own business when suddenly a car rushes by, nearly knocking her down.
Kosh; You {expletive deleted} idiot!!!....
The Mighty Anzy, Super Mighty Moderator and HyperSoveriegn slew to a halt shocked at hearing Kosh swear.
Hyper Soveriegn; How rude!!!
Super Mighty Moderator;.......*jaw drops*
The Mighty Anzy; I hope Supe here mods you!
*Kosh turns and blushes*
Kosh; Whoops! Won’t happen again!
Super Mighty Moderator: You bet it won't young lady, C'mon you guys lets go look for some bad guys!
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:14 am
Post two part two
After losing our heroes the dastardly villians know as the Trio of Doom escaped with oodles of cash... The story continues.
The Trio of Doom arrives at the secret lair and await instructions from the boss. The place was dark and damp, water could be heard dripping, it echoes throughout.
Runt; I need the toilet
Spammer; Me too!
Flame; OH! I wish he'd hurry up! *He starts squirming*
Echoing Sinister Voice; Ah! You brought the money!
Spammer; Who said that?
Flame; Our boss, stupid!
Spammer; Oh yeah! Hey Tentacles! Got ya dough!
Echoing Sinister Voice; Aw! Now people will know who I am now!! You gave me away!
Runt; Prat! *elbows Spammer*
Flame; Stupid! *elbows Spammer*
Spammer; Ow!...ow! Sorry guys!
Dr. Tentacles steps out from behind a false wall and glares at the Trio
Spammer; Oh so that’s why you’re named Dr. Tentacles?Why couldn't you have a cool name like.....Dr Octopus?
Dr. Tentacles; ....'Cos its been taken!
Spammer; Oh yeah....
Dr. Tentacles; Right I want you three to go steal me some really gnarly science equipment.....I want the money for myself.
Flame; Right boss! We’re on our way!
The trio leave the evil but incredibly insane scientist to roll around in the money...
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:16 am
Meanwhile at Lord Fear's hide out....
Lord Fear; why do I have such morons working for me?
Sir Chandestroy; Because you don't pay enough?
*Lord Fear turns and glares at him*
Sir Chandestroy; Because you don't pay them enough money...your Fearship
Lord Fear; Well that may be the case However, I have some minions to chastise so send in the other two knights
*Sir Chandestroy goes and summons the two knights*
Sir Cumfrens ; At your service my liege!
Sir Cumsyze ; Yes your Fearship...
Lord Fear; So, What are you two going to plan for the future of my glorious, evil and down right despicable empire?
Sir Cumfrens; I'm plotting as we speak your Fearship!
Lord Fear; Good, good. I love a good plot!And you witless twit?
Sir Cumsyze; I'm going to bleed cows!
*Lord fear looks puzzled*
Sir Cumfrens; Bleed cows?! ....Y-you animal!
Sir Chandestroy; Going to make a burger chain?.....or...
*Sir Cumsyze starts to get irritated*
Sir Cumsyze; No!....I said bleed cows.....BLEEED COWS!
Sir Cumfrens; I say...steady on!
*Lord fear starts chuckling*
Sir Cumsyze; I visit a falmer, I abducted him and force him to tell me the secret of falming...He said cows. He told me how to bleed cows.
Sir Chandestroy; So what did he tell you?
Sir Cumsyze; He said that I could bollow his bull (After I threatened him) when I buy some cows...So they can bleed...
Sir Cumfrens; Should'nt the farmer be doing that?
Sir Cumsyze; No it has to be the bull
Sir Chandestroy; Now I understand!...He means to breed them
Sir Cumsyze; That’s what I said! Bleed them!....Honestly.. Anyway after they done the business and the little bulls pop out later I'll grow them little then ship them off to another country
Sir Cumfrens; Oh! You’re gonna be a bull shipper!
Sir Chandestroy You’re just go and ship them?...why?
Sir Cumsyze; I'm going to send a country a load of bull
Lord Fear; That’s bullocks
Sir Cumsyze; No! No! No! Sending a country lots of bull!
*Lord Fear glares at him*
Sir Chandetsroy; Our most feared one is telling you that the correct name for young bulls is bullocks.
Sir Cumsyze; *Realizes* ....Bullocks!
Lord Fear; Don't you swear at me!
*Lord Fear zaps Sir Cumsyze with a ray gun concealed under the desk, turning him into a snail*
Lord Fear; Anyone else want to swear or argue?
Sir Chandestroy & Sir Cumfrens; No your Fearship!
Lord Fear; Good! Now go find that tentacled idiot....Dr Squid or whatever he’s called and bring him here!
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:20 am
Meanwhile on the outskirts of Super city.....
Hyper Soveriegn, Super Mighty Moderator, The mighty Anzy and Kosh Stumbled upon a seedy looking bar called 'The rat hole'. Inside was dimly lit and was heaving with all sorts of miscreants talking low so they could continue with their wheeling and dealing.
The Mighty Anzy Holy Heck...This IS a rat hole!!
SuperMighty Moderator ; Maybe someone could tell us where those ugly guys went?
Hyper Soveriegn; These are no good, dirty, bad guys! What are you gonna do?....Ask 'em?
SuperMighty Moderator ; Hey! that’s a good idea...
*SuperMighty Moderator climbs up onto the Counter knocking over a particularly huge criminals drink, He stares at the unwitting Hero through one bulging eye*
SuperMighty Moderator ; Any of you lot seen three dumb-looking idiots carrying huge bags of money on your travels?
The murmuring stopped suddenly as every dangerous street villain turned their attention to the newcomer on the counter. The two who accompanied the hapless one with no fear suddenly began to inspect the wallpaper. The third had an idea
Kosh; Those double crossin’, jumpsuit wearin’, no good, thieves stole our money ...that we respectably robbed from the bank!
Skinny Villain; OWNED!
Unknown voice; Over here you guys we’ve seen 'em!
*Hyper Soveriegn surveys the scene and spots a waving hand in the far corner*
Hyper Soveriegn; They’re over there lets go
The crew began making their way over. As SuperMighty Moderator was beginning to get down from the counter, he was roughly grabbed by the huge criminal whose drink was knocked over earlier.
Huge Crim; Oh no you don’t! ...fer spillin' me drink you’re gonna stand there and sing...or I'll kill ya dead!
Super Mighty Moderator; Er....bu..but I
*Huge Crim scowled menacingly*
Huge Crim; Sing...NOW!!
Super Mighty Moderator;...Ok!...OK...er ... *Sings* Polly put the kettle on, Polly put the kettle on, Polly put the kettle on, We'll all have tea....
The three heroes found the people who waved them over and began to converse.
Guy#1; Hi!...I haven’t seen you guys around...I'm the amazing Cider-guy and this is Legless the drunken elf...
Legless; I'm n-not drunk....I'm s-sober!
Guy#3; I'm Whine-O, lord of the Thunder-drats...I wanna go home!
Our intrepid heroes looked to one another for a moment
The Mighty Anzy; You said that you saw three idiots carrying huge bags of money...Did you see where they went?
Legless; * Pointing behind him*....T-that way!...
Cidey; He means that they went toward Dr. Tentacles secret hideout
Hyper Soveriegn; Where’s that?
Legless; ...I dunno....I-it’s a s-.. secret!....Sssh!
Cidey; It’s located as the waterfront warehouse not far from here...We've been staking the place out for three days straight!
Kosh; In a bar?
Cidey; I must admit I don’t see much...My cider powers are somewhat weakened
Kosh; How’s that?
Cidey; They don't sell cider here.
Whine-O; I wanna go the toilet but I don't feel like it!!
Legless; I w-wanna ....punch your.....f-f... freakin' head!
Whine-O; I don't wanna get hit!!
The group was suddenly interrupted by SuperMighty Moderator ’s rendition of 'I'm a little teapot' in B-flat, off-key.
The Mighty Anzy; Thanks for your help...I think we'd better take our leave...
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:23 am
The intrepid four left the seedy pub, a standing ovation and 'Encore' was left behind as the door closed behind them. Super Mighty Moderator was quids in and was flashing it at the others who continued walking, getting irritated at his gloating.
Super Mighty Moderator; Look what I got!...loads o' money!
Hyper Soveriegn & The Mighty Anzy; Sod off!
Super Mighty Moderator; OOOOOooh! handbags at ten paces!....I got loads of money! I got more than you!
Kosh looked at Super Mighty Moderator somewhat perplexed
Super Mighty Moderator; ...And I'm gonna spend it on me!!..Me, me, me, ME!
Kosh scowled and pointed a finger at him. Super Mighty Moderator noticed this and smiled smugly at her.
Super Mighty Moderator; You are not getting none and neither are they!
She smiled lightly back before sending several thousand volts into him. Super Mighty Moderator was shaking violently and his friends began ...laughing
Super Mighty Moderator; Oi-oi-ioi-ioi-i0ioi0io-i0ioi0oi!
Hyper Soveriegn; That'll teach ya!
The Mighty Anzy; HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Kosh stopped electrocuting her now smoking friend and began walking toward the docks
Super Mighty Moderator; What’s her problem?
The others shrugged and followed her.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:25 am
Meanwhile at Lord Fear's secret organisation for really criminal stuff...
Legions of villains are gathered in a huge room...You name them....street villains , super villains, tax men (Well apart from 7 absentees) And Lord fear is stood on a podium to address his employees.
Lord Fear; It seems that according to my sources, You lot have been slacking off due to poor conditions and pay.
Legions of Villains; Well it was only yesterday that we were terrorising the neighbourhood and robbed banks,....Oh and we vandalised the local bus station too...
Lord Fear looked non-plussed But indulged by saying
Lord Fear; No, no....Its really my fault that I have not paid you very well, after all I do organize end of year parties and we all have a decent Christmas don't we?
Legions of Villains; Yes you do, do that for us...
Lord Fear; So...what do you say?
The legions of villains tried to say 'We thank you your Fearship' but some mistimed their cue.
Lord Fear; No, no....I'm sorry, but the legion to my right started off a little to quickly and the left side...well what can I say?It all came back to me as collective babbling....Could you lot try saying it in un-nee-son?
Legions of Villains; We thank you your Fearship
Lord Fear; Oh goody....now I suppose that you can all go about your business and stop your whining! off with you....go on ....clear off!
The legions of villains depart leaving Lord Fear to glower over his reports....
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:34 am
Outside Dr Tentacles now not-so secret hideout....
The intrepid 4 are just outside the entrance to the huge abandoned waterfront warehouse.
Super Mighty Moderator: All we have to do is storm the base I need help you guys
Hyper Soveriegn; I need a bath!
Mighty Anzy decided to go and tend to his bakery.. He’d had enough.
Kosh; See ya Sovereign!
The three heroes were suddenly joined by two strangers....
Strangers; Oi! who are you three?
Super Mighty Moderator, Hyper Soveriegn and Kosh; We are the heroes of this story and you?
Stranger #1; I’m Hyper Bod ...and I want to leave this guy....he's really full of himself.
Stranger #2; I'm Caboose and I was here first!
Kosh; No you wasn’t!
Caboose; Yes I was!
Super Mighty Moderator; I beg to differ
Caboose; Huh! I don't need the likes of you following me. I am here to fight Dr. Testicles as he is my sworn enemy!
Hyper Bod was about to correct him but Kosh shushed her and smiled. The sharp witted heroes got onto what Kosh was doing.
Super Mighty Moderator; Oh!...so you're here to fight Dr. Testicles?
Caboose; Yes! of course! now where is he?!
Hyper Soveriegn; He is situated on the western side warehouse.
Caboose; Aha!...Now I can defeat him! And you can bog off! Hahahahaha!
Caboose throws down a smoke bomb and disappears.
Hyper Bod; What a jerk!
Super Mighty Moderator; Quick, let us get inside and take the Doc by surprise!
The heroes rush into the warehouse and find no trace of the mad scientist or the money.
Super Mighty Moderator; Darn it!
Hyper Bod; Darn it!
Hyper Soveriegn; Darn it!
Kosh; {Expletive deleted} I knew it!
Super Mighty Moderator; Stop swearing! It’s not very feminine is it?
Kosh; Sorry! I'm just trying to put a touch of realism into the story.
Hyper Bod starts giggling
Hyper Soveriegn; Shhhhh! you'll only make her worse and she might get modded!
Hyper Bod composes herself and apologises
Suddenly a huge wooden beam fell onto Hyper Bod squashing her flat like a bug. Super Mighty Moderator and Hyper Soveriegn turn to see Dr. Tentacles laughing maniacally raising it again to squash another hero.
Dr. Tentacles; Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha!
Kosh starts laughing and pointing at the former super hero who was Hyper Bod.
Super Mighty Moderator ; Kosh, move quick!....He's gonna....
Hyper Soveriegn and Super Mighty Moderator leapt out of the way of the beam as it fell heavily between them missing a now teary -eyed Kosh who laughed on helplessly.
As the crazed multi limbed scientist raised the wooden beam for a third time, Hyper Soveriegn unleashes a psychic attack disarming the Doc and sending the beam out through a window and sending the villain through some wooden crates at the far side of the warehouse.
The two heroes return to Kosh and their fallen comrade’s side.
Super Mighty Moderator; Nnnnnooooooooo!
Hyper Soveriegn *shaking Kosh* Snap out of it!
Kosh composes herself and looked at Hyper Soveriegn with a little tear running down her cheek.
Hyper Soveriegn; I know that you are upset but I must tell you ....Hyper Bod... She
Kosh; Went SPLAT! *Starts snickering*
Hyper Soveriegn looked at his found friend curiously before turning to Super Mighty Moderator who was shaking his fist and looking in a vengeful manner.
Super Mighty Moderator; He will pay for this! I swear!!
Kosh; Hey! How is it that you're allowed to swear and I'm not?
Hyper Soveriegn; He means that he will have his revenge for killing our friend.
Kosh; I knew that...just trying to lighten up the mood that’s all.
Super Mighty Moderator; Let’s split up to find this villain He's in here somewhere!
The errant heroes enter the huge jungle of wooden boxes and went their separate ways in an attempt to trap and capture the evil Doc...
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:38 am
In her search, Kosh stumbled across some broken crates and began to investigate the surrounding area, unaware of a creeping shadow silently lowering itself down behind her like an obsurd spider.
Meanwhile Hyper Soveriegn was stuck in a dead end while Super Mighty Moderator stood and scratched himself in an inappropriate manner when suddenly...
Kosh; Arrrrrgh! {expletive deleted} Let go of me!!
Super Mighty Moderator and Hyper Soveriegn heard the screamed swear word and was immediately at the scene to see the triumphant mad scientist holding aloft two huge bags of money in one tentacle and a terrified Kosh in another ( Oh did I mention that Kosh is scared of heights?)
Super Mighty Moderator; Unhand her you fiend!
Hyper Soveriegn turns to Super Mighty Moderator somewhat confused
Hyper Soveriegn; ..Fiend?
Super Mighty Moderator; Yeah...what’s wrong with it?
Hyper Soveriegn; Uhhhhh...no one says that anymore
Dr. Tentacles tries to look even more menacing hoping to draw some attention back to the situation.
Dr. Tentacles; If you tell the police, your parents or follow me, your friend will die!!!
His announcement fell on deaf ears
Super Mighty Moderator; Why not? It sounds cool! ....Fiend!...see?
Hyper Soveriegn; I suppose, but I reckon 'villain' sounds better
Super Mighty Moderator; I have to write that down...thanks!
Dr. Tentacles looked on in disbelief before turning to his captive. Kosh looked back and shrugged. The Doc now slightly cheesed off at being blanked by the two superheroes tried to get their attention once more.
Dr. Tentacles; Hey! you two!!
Super Mighty Moderator and Hyper Soveriegn turn to the dastardly Doc
Hyper Soveriegn and Super Mighty Moderator; What?!
Dr. Tentacles; I'm trying to make my dramatic exit here and I have a hostage....See?
Dr. Tentacles holds up Kosh even higher to emphasize his statement making her squeal with terror.
Kosh; Not so high!....Put me down ..putmedownputmedown!!! Aaaargh!
Dr. Tentacles; If you tell the police, your parents or even to follow me ...She dies!!!
Dr. Tentacles springs up into the rafters unintentionally bumping Kosh's head on the wooden beams before escaping through the hole in the roof.....
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:44 am
Leon walks towards a warehouse.
Leon: People at that bar told me I might meet someone that could help me.
Leon opens the warehouse and walks inside.
In this distance behind the heroes a door was flung wide revealing a guy..
Thje heroes spun to see him gaze in awe.
Super Mighty Moderator: Who are you?
Leon: I'm Leon...I was sent here by Legless and Cider-Guy
Hyper Soveriegn: We could do with another ally, were trying to find where Dr. Testicles took our friend...
Super Mighty Moderator: I think you mean Dr. Tentacles...
Hyper Soveriegn: Oh yeah..but they do sound similar...
Leon starts laughing.. After a few seconds he stops.
Leon
They told me they would help me find someone if I help.
Super Mighty Moderator: Really?...Well perhaps Dr. Tentacles took you friend also
Hyper Soveriegn: Yeah he might have took whoever it is to Lord Fear
Leon: Really?...Could you help me?
Super Mighty Moderator: I don't see why not...But we may need the help of The Mighty Anzy so we can infriltrate his hideout.
Leon: Where is this Mighty Anzy?
Super Mighty Moderator: I'm not sure but I reckon I know who may know....To the magic show!!!
Hyper Soveriegn and Leon: What?!
Super Mighty Moderator rushes off with the other two in pursuit
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:46 am
Back at Lord Fear's hideout for wayward citizens....
The kingpin of diabolical schemes and all things villainous is sat in his office in front of his desk Growling to himself over a built-in monitor occasionally pointing a small remote control at it and pressing random buttons in a vain attempt at tuning into the secret cameras strategically placed around Super City...
Lord Fear; For Petes sake!...What is wrong with this blasted thing! *presses buttons angrily* Gah!....Lightning get in here right now!!!
As if on cue a great thunderbolt flashes into the room and out of the cloud of ozone steps the infamous Lightning
Lightning; You yelled, your Fearship?
Lord Fear; Why isn't this monitor working?...All I get is a blank screen!
Lightning; I haven’t managed to power up the towers yet 'cos I got to try and get into the power station to go steal some electricity...Problem is I can't get in 'cos of this yellow, green and black spandex tight suit everyone knows who I am and its a complete nightmare!
Lord Fear; Have you considered using a disguise?
Lightning; I tried one of those fake moustaches once, but they still recognised me and told me to 'Sod off'
Lord Fear shakes his head slowly muttering under his breath
Lightning; Pardon?...I did not quite catch that..
Lord Fear; Why don’t you just go and thunder strike yourself into the place you fool! then you can steal as much electricity as you want....Oh honestly! what is the world coming to?
Lightning; Oh yeah! ...hehehe I forgot I can do that ...Bye!
Lord Fear holds his hands up and silently mouths 'Yay' as lightning disappears in a crash of a thunder bolt
Lord Fear; I am surrounded by complete idiots!
He continues to await the return of his two loyal knights and Dr. Tentacles...
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:48 am
Meanwhile (gosh I do say this a lot don’t I?) Our heroes are trying to track down the infamous Doc by flying over Super City in the Super ‘Plane….
Hyper Soveriegn; *Pushes buttons on console* The sensors indicate …..Nothing! What’s with the blank screen?
Super Mighty Moderator; Ah! I was meant to fix that I knew I missed something!
Hyper Soveriegn; So, what do we do now?
Super Mighty Moderator; I’m bored, I know, lets go watch a magic show!
Hyper Soveriegn; But… What about Kosh?
Super Mighty Moderator; I’m sure she’ll be fine after all. She’ll be able to fend off Dr. T. If things get out of hand but He’ll just hold her hostage and rave about his evil plans. Besides... I’ll ask the magicinum to help us.
Leon; Magicinum?
Super Mighty Moderator.; Yeah, you know the guy who does tricks and magic.
Hyper Soveriegn; *Finally comprehends* Oh! You mean magician!
Super Mighty Moderator; That’s what I said! Oh honestly!
Hyper Soveriegn and Leon Starts chuckling to themselves as they fly on to find the magicinum….er magician…
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:52 am
Dr. Tentacles was holed up in another abandoned building…
Kosh; It’s yet another warehouse!
No one even suspects that this top secret gadget-filled hideout to be the new secret lair of the…
Kosh; Oh just get on with it!!
Ahem! Who is the narrator? Me. Now stop interrupting ok?
Kosh; Sorry!
I should think so too!... Basically Dr. Tentacles has gone into hiding in his other top secret lair with lots of technical and scientific stuff. Oh and he’s tied up Kosh to prevent her from escaping.
The mad multi-limbed scientist has just finished fixing an inter-dimensional gate and is making final preparations.
Dr. Tentacles; Ah! I have finally completed my greatest work!
Kosh; It looks cool… So what is it?
Dr. Tentacles; Didn’t you hear the narrator?
Kosh; Of course! Silly me. What’s it for?
Dr. Tentacles; Well, I’m going to use this so I can go to any specified time and or dimension and rule everything… Or at least get in a few shares in some really, really criminal stuff.
Kosh; Oh ok!
The Doc of doom turns and approaches the bound Kosh climbing effortlessly over the various scientific equipment using his tentacles. Oh I hope I said that right
Dr. Tentacles; You know, You are the only hostage I like so far?
Kosh shifts uneasily in her bindings looking confused.
Kosh; what do ya mean?
Dr. Tentacles; Well you haven’t insulted me or interrupted me while I was doing my work…
Kosh; Was I meant to?
Dr. Tentacles; I was enrolled into the Mad Scientist’s School of the Criminally Insane and one of the classes was Hostage Control. The tutor told me to expect insults, interruptions, to be spat in the face etc. But you have not done any of those things.
Kosh; There’s a school for the criminally insane?
Dr. Tentacles; Well its more like university and there are two of them in all. One for great scientific minds, such as myself and another for lesser minded villains.
Dr. Tentacles sits down by his captive.
Kosh; Well it seems that the government will cater for everyone here.
Dr. Tentacles; Of course! After all we all have jobs to do!
Kosh; ‘Cept I don’t get paid.
Dr. Tentacles; Did you fill in the P5011 Super Hero/Super Villain declaration form?
Kosh; A what? … Is that the pink multi -page form with the white and green writing?
Dr. Tentacles; Yep, that’s the one.
Kosh; Yeah, I remember filling in that at the Jobcentre.
Dr. Tentacles; Then you shouldn’t have any problems.
Kosh; I wouldn’t mind, but every time I when to the bank nothing was in!
Dr. Tentacles grinned sheepishly
Dr. Tentacles; Er, I did that…sorry!
Kosh; You nicked my money?!
Dr. Tentacles; I indirectly stole it, but I remember saying to the trio ‘Don’t under any circumstances steal Kosh’s money’ As you now know they did it anyway.
Kosh; I’m gonna kill ‘em!
Dr. Tentacles; How much do you need?
Kosh; Hang about …Before we even go there, what’s the catch?
Dr. Tentacles;* Starts smiling* Well…You could do one thing for me.
Kosh pales and gulps.
Kosh; You’re not gonna send me to Lord Fear’s super fortress to steal that Obsidian Time Crystal again are you? I had laser burns in places that ya shouldn’t have ‘em and…
Dr. Tentacles; Oh no, no, no I wouldn’t dream of sending you there!
Kosh relaxes slightly but is still a little unnerved
Kosh; What is it then? A daring attempt at robbing the Eros Diamond from the museum?
The Doc shakes his head
Kosh; Find Lightning and get him to charge up the two towers to supply electricity to the time gate thingy?
Again the tentacled one shakes his head still smiling.
Kosh; Well what is it then?
Dr. Tentacles leans a little closer staring into Kosh‘s widening eyes.
Dr. Tentacles; So…What are you doing tonight?
The Evil Doc is…Asking her out on a date? And I thought I heard it all! Honestly, what is the world coming to?...
Dr. Tentacles; …Stop complaining!
Kosh; Hellllp ! Get me out of here!!!
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:54 am
Super Mighty Moderator, Leon and Hyper Soveriegn arrive in time for the magic show. The three are seated in the front eagerly awaiting the magician to make his grand entrance.
Announcer; And without further stalling from our sponsors, Here he is, Daffyd Blade, Mystery bloke!
*A puff of smoke and a crackling flash illuminates the stage, Out steps the magician*
Daffyd; Hi! I'm Daffyd Blade and I'm the most talented, not to mention the bestest fantabulous...
Audience; Get on with it!
Daffyd; Well it seems that you all are ready to go, So just wait there a sec...
*He goes off to the side and wheels a small prop tray laden with cheap, plastic, magic equipment*
Daffyd; For my first trick, the rings.
*He picks up three rings and flamboyantly twirls around, showing the audience one ring at a time then attempts to link them*
Super Mighty Moderator; I forgot to warn you that he does his super amazing illusion at the end of each show.
Hyper Soveriegn; So you drag us here to endure hours of really cacky tricks right until the end?
Super Mighty Moderator; Yeah.....Sorry!
Leon; Well luckily for us I know what to do in situations like this...
Hyper Soveriegn; What’s that then?
Leon stands on his seat.
Leon; *Shouts* Do your greatest illusion, you idiot!! *Gets back down*
Audience; Yeah!! We haven’t got all day! Last trick! Last trick! Last trick!
Daffyd manages to link one ring to another and drops the third onto the floor; it rolls off the stage and bounces off into the baying crowd.
Man;*Screams* Ow! My eye!!!
Audience; BOOO!
Daffyd now sweating over the impending law suit finally succumbs to the crowd’s request.
Daffyd; I will do my greatest illusion to date!
Audience; YAY!
The Audience quietens down.
Daffyd; I will attempt to levitate right in front of your eyes, with no camera tricks and no special effects!
The magician stands in the centre of the stage and remains motionless.....
Hyper Soveriegn; Hey!...Misty guy! ....Pssst!
Super Mighty Moderator; *Elbows Hyper Soveriegn* Shhhh!
Hyper Soveriegn; Ow! Stop it! I'm trying to get his attention
Super Mighty Moderator; *Elbows again* I wanna see if he pulls this off so.. Shut up!
Hyper Soveriegn starts to sulk...
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:57 am
Back at the sinister squid-guy's secret hideout......
Dr. Tentacles; At last! Everything is ready I can now activate the inter dimensional gate!
The Doc of Doom moves off and gets out a tiny rare gem from his inside pocket
Dr, Tentacles; With this rare mineral, the gate will be opened and the multitude of dimensions will be mine to do as I please!
Kosh; Um.... I have a question
Dr. Tentacles; Yes, what is it?
Kosh; I was just wonderin' about how you're gonna navigate the different dimensions due to the fact that you clearly stated that it is a multi dimensional......thingy.
Dr. Tentacles; Ah! I have thought and found a solution to that!
The tentacled one reveals a strange looking belt strapped to his waist and Kosh nods in approval.
The scientist of all that is slightly crazy moves to the control panel and fires up the portal before throwing the gem into the centre of the lasers to activate the doorway...
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