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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 10:11 am
im sure everyone knows a good jokes so tell it. ^^ in my opinion the pervy jokes are funnier so let you inner perv show ;D
1. what three words do guys hate to hear during sex?
is it in ?
2. what three words do girls hate to hear during sex?
honey, im home!
3. why do men perfer to marry virgin?
that way the wife doesnt know what shes missing
4. a girl goes to santas lap and he asks her what she wants for christmas. "i want barbie and action man," she says "oh" says santa, "i thouht barbie comes with ken." "no" says the little girl. "barbie cums with action man-she just fakes it with ken"
well thats all for now...lolza....these might now be funny to you but i have a weird sence in humor...
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 7:45 pm
ten things not to say to a naked man
1. is it really that size, or are you standing far away
2.oh, are we skipping straight to the cigaraette?
3. very funny, now put the real one back on
4.i hope your tougne is bigger than that
5.oh well, no hard feelings
6.and what does it want to be when it grows up
7.you know, maybe we should go fishing instead?
8.and ur shoes were so huge
9.still, no danger of the gag reflex tonight
10. nvm, if we plan it maybe a great oak will grow
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 2:28 pm
uhh >.> niiiiceee....>.> im more of a quiet shy person so i dont know what to say about pervy jokes
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 5:07 pm
pervy jokes... not my specialty... although those were some good ones...
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Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 10:12 pm
not my specialty either BUT i am a pervert rofl
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 8:39 am
i chose to deny deny im a pervert... but im a cancer in the astrological department... so im a natural born pervert...
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 4:49 pm
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 2:00 pm
four nuns die and go to heaven. at the pearly gates, saint peter stops them. "before you enter heaven, you must be completely pure," he says. "sister mary, have you ever had the slightest contact with a man's p***s?" "i must confess that i have," says sister mary,"i once saw a man's p***s." "wash ur eyes out with holly water and pass to heaven," says siant peter. "now sister martha, have you ever had slightest contact with a man's p***s?" "i must confess that i have," says sister martha,"i once stoked a man's p***s." "wahs ur hands out with holly water and enter into heaven," says saint peter. but before he could get any further, the other two nuns have started pushing and shoving. "sisters!" says saint peter, "there is room for all in the kingdom og god-what is the meaning of this seemly scuffling?" "if im going to have to gargle with that holy water, " says the fourth nun,"i want to get to if before sister catherine sticks her fat a** in it"
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:07 pm
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:09 pm
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 4:49 pm
Not a perverted joke!
More like a blond joke
Maybe you heard it maybe you haven't
This blond texts her friend asking her, "What does IDK mean?"
And her friend replies, "I don't know"
The blond replies,"OMG No one knows!
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 7:17 pm
That is old but still funny
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 7:22 pm
lolza thats a funny joke
well i got a blonde joke (its just a jooke so blondes dont get mad >.>)
whats the difference between a blonde and the titanic?
we know how many men went down on the titanic
biggrin
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 8:23 pm
Lol nice hope we dont have blonde people here >.>
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:43 pm
hope so too. dont want to start any problems =/
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