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The Lone Wolf Jedi Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:05 am
The HarbingerSpecs: Manufacturer Rendili Hyperworks Model Hammerhead-class Cruiser Class Cruiser Capital ship Technical specifications Length 315 meters Hyperdrive rating Class 2 Navigation system Navigation computer equipped Armament Dual heavy turbolasers (4) Turbolaser (2)[1] Point-defense laser cannon batteries (2) Laser cannon turrets (2) Complement 12 Aurek tactical strikefighters 2 Ministry-class orbital shuttles Various support craft Crew 300 Passengers 400 Cargo capacity 4,000 tons Consumables 8 months Other systems Tractor beam
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 6:39 pm
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The Lone Wolf Jedi Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:09 pm
This is Commander Ryu Koga, I am forming an elite squadron of Aurek Fighter pilots, which shall be known as Ronin Squadron. only the best of the best need apply  Craft: Modified Aurek Tactical Strikefighter Type: Long Range Fighter Length: 12.2 Meters Weapons: 2 Light Laser Cannons, 2 Seeker Concussion Missile Launchers Crew: 1 Pilot Top Speed: Unknown Hyperdrive Rating: Class 1 Troop Capacity: 0 Cargo Capacity: 35 Kilograms Passengers: 0 These are the modified Aurek Tactical Strikefighters that you will be piloting. be sure to take good care of your fighter, because these are very difficult to replace. in addition to the standard pair of laser canons we have also added a pair of concussion missile launchers with a maximum payload of 10 seeker missiles. they also have a modified hyperdrive to increase their range
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:25 pm
Ok, I'm gonna have a little fun here,
On deck of Harbinger, chasing Dark(Sorry, Dark) in her ship
LWJ: Fire a warning shot across her nose
Laser fire at Dark's ship
LWJ: What are you doing? I said across her nose not up it
Cross-eyed gunner: Sorry, sir, I'm doin my best
LWJ at Onasi: Who made that man a gunner?
Cross-eyed officer: I did, sir, he's my cousin
LWJ at Onasi: Who is that guy?
Onasi: He's an a*****e, sir
LWJ: I know that but what's his name?
Onasi: That is his name, sir, Major a*****e
LWJ: And his cousin?
Onasi: He's an a*****e, too, sir, Gunner First Class, Philip a*****e
LWJ: How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
Crew: YO!!!
LWJ: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes
This reenactment of my favorite scene from Mel Brooks classic Spaceballs has been brought to you by The Lone Wolf Jedi
(From NiHi: rofl rofl xd )
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The Lone Wolf Jedi Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:30 am
LMAO, i LOVE that movie! and thats my favorite scene too!
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:03 pm
OMFG Taran i swear to god your my brother from another mother. Your far to like me that its scary. This is my fav scene
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Actors & Actress
Dark Helmet = Dark
Commander = LWJ
Astro = Barf
Nihi = Lone Star
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Scene
LWJ: Prepare ship for LightSpeed!
Dark: NO NO NO.....Light Speed is to slow
LWJ: Light speed is to slow?!
Dark: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to....Ludicrous Speed.
Crew: *Gasp*
LWJ: Ludicrous Speed, but Ma'am, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
Dark: What's the matter Colonel Sanders, Chicken?!
LWJ: *voice breaks* Prepare ship.... Prepare ship for Ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo...
Dark: Give me that * grabs the communicator* you petty excuse for an officer. Now hear this, Ludicrous Speed...
LWJ: *buckles up* Ma'am, you better buckle up!
Dark: Eh Buckle this, Ludicrous Speed GO! Whoa!!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!!
What have i done? My brains has gone into my feet!!
*Spaceball 1 goes to plaid*
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Astro: What the hell was that?
Nihi: Spaceball 1 ?!
Astro: They've gone to plaid!!!
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Dark: We've passed them. Stop this thing!
LWJ: We can't stop it's to dangerous! We've got to slow down first.
Dark: Bull$hit! Just stop this thing! I ORDER YOU.....SSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*spaceball1 stops suddenly*
Dark: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Flys forward and slams into the deck system*
Crew: Here Ma'am, Here. Let me help you Ma'am.
LWJ: Are you alright Ma'am?
Dark: Fine, How've you been?
LWJ: Fine Ma'am.
Dark: Good.
LWJ: It's a good thing your were wearing that helmet Ma'am!
Dark: yeah....
LWJ: What do we do now Ma'am?
Dark:Well, are we stopped?
LWJ: We're stopped Ma'am.
Dark: Good....Why don't we take a five minute break.
LWJ: Very good Ma'am.
Dark: Smoke if you got'em *falls face forward with a thud*
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The Lone Wolf Jedi Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:13 pm
OMFG Dark, that was another hilarious scene but I got a question, WHY THE ******** AM I COLONEL SANDERS!
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:39 am
LMAO!! rofl good god, i love you people! xD
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:00 am
Haha. one of the best movies ever!
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:53 am
Cause LWJ you taste just like the chicken you make XD "finger licking good" that and the fact that you shot a warning shot up my nose XD
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:01 pm
Waaaa! i wanted to be Yogart! crying but Barf is cool too smile
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:45 pm
DarkXMasamune Cause LWJ you taste just like the chicken you make XD "finger licking good" that and the fact that you shot a warning shot up my nose XD Ok, on the first part, eww, and on the second one, I said I was sorry, it was either you or Naoe and if you think I'm gonna do that to my JvS master, I got two words for ya, HELL NO!
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The Lone Wolf Jedi Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:52 am
The Lone Wolf Jedi DarkXMasamune Cause LWJ you taste just like the chicken you make XD "finger licking good" that and the fact that you shot a warning shot up my nose XD Ok, on the first part, eww, and on the second one, I said I was sorry, it was either you or Naoe and if you think I'm gonna do that to my JvS master, I got two words for ya, HELL NO! So...... you do it to one of the Darkest Lady's of the Sith. Knowing full well i could easily do to you what Celeste did to that stuffed gunray doll (that she gave me 12 of ^^)
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:59 am
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